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@overlooked237.bsky.social

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Chames @overlooked237.bsky.social · Sep 18

this meeting could’ve been an x-files standalone episode

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Forrest Plump @nahyoudoit.bsky.social · 16h

I read a book about plumbing, but it was shitty

ficklenuts has a pair of normal entiddies 👻 @ficklenuts.bsky.social · 1d

I tried reading a book about mazes, but I got lost

Randy Coppinger 🎙🎛🎧 @randycoppinger.bsky.social · 1d

I read a romance novel where the primary location was a pizzeria. It was so cheesy!

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Forrest Plump @nahyoudoit.bsky.social · 16h

I just want someone who looks at me the way Lloyd the Bartender looks at Jack Torrence

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Not JPo @notjpo.bsky.social · 1d

Reverse cowgirl so you can perform a spinal manipulation to treat my sciatica

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🎃 Leela 🍁 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ @leela-after-dark.bsky.social · 1d

I going to have to talk to my boss, I really need a better work / skeet balance.

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wargen @funeralpig.bsky.social · 1d

pushing you down the stairs because you're depressed

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Lizzy @stonedeva.bsky.social · 1d

could a depressed person do this?

[eats a third bagel]

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Chames @overlooked237.bsky.social · 2d

sorry about the things i said when your feet were hot

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Forrest Plump @nahyoudoit.bsky.social · 2d

I moved to a farm today. How was your weekend?

THE GOATS ARE NAMED AFTER SONGS BY THE CURE

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sweetie π @sixfeetofcandy.bsky.social · 2d

my brain’s antivirus wont allow me to download what you’re saying

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AnnaMolly will delete @anna-molly.bsky.social · 2d

Balls are the tits of the taint

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Chames @overlooked237.bsky.social · 2d

ok maybe just push-start my heart

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Algonquin K Farquhar II @buddhatree.bsky.social · 4d

Sorry bro, I can't reskeet that, I have a brand.

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Frances "Are You Scared Yet" Meh @francesmeh.reviews · 4d

if you're in line to declare your crush on me stay in line

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T @mamafirefly.bsky.social · 4d

dunno man but we could listen to a song about it

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BEAVE @beaveinflow.bsky.social · 4d

Being a bibliophile is fun because I get to say things like “I’m reading” when I’m actually dissociating in silence.

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d.ly @dly.bsky.social · Dec 22

Harry Potter and the Chamber of Queefs

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chris. @azedand2knots.bsky.social · 3d

We just keep letting Jared Leto happen for some reason.

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Fulkery @fulkery.bsky.social · 3d

Time to go get a little fucked up and run the leaf blower.

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Jason Goes to Hell @benedictsred.bsky.social · 3d

A haunted house filled with strangers asking which tattoo hurt the most

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Jason Goes to Hell @benedictsred.bsky.social · 3d

*blush* I guess I am a hot sleeper

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Fulkery @fulkery.bsky.social · 2d

Bourbon, biscuits, bacon and sausage.

Yeah I know it’s barely 3 PM Belinda fuck the entire way off I go to bed early.

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CynicalTherapist @cynicaltherapist.bsky.social · 2d

Just weeks into fall and I'm already so pale you can see my heart beating.

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jaypea but spooky @jpstarling.bsky.social · Jan 18

A cup of ambition? In this economy???

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Damnit Janet @damnitjanet.bsky.social · 5d

Yeah, i'm still punk

*uses shower gel in the bath*

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