jaypea and gravy
@jpstarling.bsky.social
North Ga via South Ga
I'm here to make my little posts.
He/Him
my skeets from worst to first: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:pz2oke4vnbgcz3wvjh76f65u/feed/aaaksofn7hfay
I'm here to make my little posts.
He/Him
my skeets from worst to first: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:pz2oke4vnbgcz3wvjh76f65u/feed/aaaksofn7hfay
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jaypea and gravy
@jpstarling.bsky.social
· Jan 18
A cup of ambition? In this economy???
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"I say we take off and nuke the site from orbit. It's the only way to be sure."
November 27, 2025 at 2:30 AM
"I say we take off and nuke the site from orbit. It's the only way to be sure."
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PSA: if your turkey is still frozen, go ahead and order enough Chinese takeout today to have leftovers tomorrow.
November 27, 2024 at 12:31 PM
PSA: if your turkey is still frozen, go ahead and order enough Chinese takeout today to have leftovers tomorrow.
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PSA: if your turkey is still in the freezer, remember everybody likes ham better anyway.
November 28, 2024 at 2:33 PM
PSA: if your turkey is still in the freezer, remember everybody likes ham better anyway.
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DOORDASH: imagine a $12 sandwich
ME: oh dang that sounds so good
DOORDASH: now imagine that it could be yours for just $37
ME: oh dang that sounds so good
DOORDASH: now imagine that it could be yours for just $37
November 26, 2025 at 5:03 PM
DOORDASH: imagine a $12 sandwich
ME: oh dang that sounds so good
DOORDASH: now imagine that it could be yours for just $37
ME: oh dang that sounds so good
DOORDASH: now imagine that it could be yours for just $37
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If anybody asks, we met at an urgent care.
November 26, 2025 at 9:12 PM
If anybody asks, we met at an urgent care.
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WHOAAAA BLACK BETTY
November 27, 2024 at 1:36 PM
WHOAAAA BLACK BETTY
A few days ago someone in a knitting group I’m in posted an ai picture of a sweater and asked where they could find a pattern for it. After being told repeatedly that it was ai, they said they knew but surely there must be a pattern to knit it.
Somebody showed Trump an ai generated ballroom.
Somebody showed Trump an ai generated ballroom.
Exclusive: President Trump has argued with the architect he handpicked to design a White House ballroom over the size of the project, reflecting a conflict between architectural norms and Trump’s grandiose aesthetic.
Trump wants a bigger White House ballroom. His architect disagrees.
The president and James McCrery had argued in recent weeks over the project’s size, with Trump pushing him to expand the ballroom.
wapo.st
November 26, 2025 at 7:38 PM
A few days ago someone in a knitting group I’m in posted an ai picture of a sweater and asked where they could find a pattern for it. After being told repeatedly that it was ai, they said they knew but surely there must be a pattern to knit it.
Somebody showed Trump an ai generated ballroom.
Somebody showed Trump an ai generated ballroom.
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So this happened in Oslo yesterday. Four articulated buses got stuck in a roundabout.
November 25, 2025 at 8:23 AM
So this happened in Oslo yesterday. Four articulated buses got stuck in a roundabout.
If hell exists, it isn’t hot enough.
The CDC has turned off its vaccine search tool.
The vaccines.gov site now gives an error when you enter a valid zip code.
They also removed text saying “Vaccines can help you stay healthy” and added a banner saying the site is being updated.
The vaccines.gov site now gives an error when you enter a valid zip code.
They also removed text saying “Vaccines can help you stay healthy” and added a banner saying the site is being updated.
November 26, 2025 at 6:25 PM
If hell exists, it isn’t hot enough.
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Depressed! At The Holidays
November 26, 2025 at 6:13 PM
Depressed! At The Holidays
“Vic Frankenstein? The chemistry student?”
November 26, 2025 at 3:56 PM
“Vic Frankenstein? The chemistry student?”
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Good morning to Brazilian reporter Manuela Borges, who’s been waiting eleven years for this petty moment. ❤️ 🇧🇷
November 26, 2025 at 1:04 PM
Good morning to Brazilian reporter Manuela Borges, who’s been waiting eleven years for this petty moment. ❤️ 🇧🇷
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I hope the next edition of E. B. White's The Elements of Style addresses "Boiled Peanuts" vs "Boiled P-nuts."
November 26, 2025 at 12:46 PM
I hope the next edition of E. B. White's The Elements of Style addresses "Boiled Peanuts" vs "Boiled P-nuts."
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It is morning, blueskis.
November 26, 2025 at 1:09 PM
It is morning, blueskis.
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Didn’t know this was her real name, but I’m glad to see she found gainful employment after starring in The Polar Express.
November 26, 2025 at 4:35 AM
Didn’t know this was her real name, but I’m glad to see she found gainful employment after starring in The Polar Express.
It is morning, blueskis.
November 26, 2025 at 1:09 PM
It is morning, blueskis.
Didn’t know this was her real name, but I’m glad to see she found gainful employment after starring in The Polar Express.
November 26, 2025 at 4:35 AM
Didn’t know this was her real name, but I’m glad to see she found gainful employment after starring in The Polar Express.
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Man I clicked through to the DHS website and this is not a joke
November 26, 2025 at 3:31 AM
Man I clicked through to the DHS website and this is not a joke
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we are the hamburgers they couldn’t help
October 20, 2025 at 3:58 PM
we are the hamburgers they couldn’t help
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I have had enough. I would like to live in precedented times, please.
September 10, 2025 at 7:36 PM
I have had enough. I would like to live in precedented times, please.
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we haven’t had a big boat stuck in a while and I think we’re all feeling the pent up frustration of that
October 7, 2025 at 2:12 PM
we haven’t had a big boat stuck in a while and I think we’re all feeling the pent up frustration of that
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Me: (dressed like a pirate) But I did exactly what you told me!
The priest taking my confession: Again…the word is PENANCE
The priest taking my confession: Again…the word is PENANCE
August 14, 2025 at 1:41 PM
Me: (dressed like a pirate) But I did exactly what you told me!
The priest taking my confession: Again…the word is PENANCE
The priest taking my confession: Again…the word is PENANCE
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my dog when he looks out the window and sees our kid walking the neighbor’s dog
July 7, 2025 at 7:50 PM
my dog when he looks out the window and sees our kid walking the neighbor’s dog
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Detached Bungalow is a term for a nice little house in Britain that sounds like an absolutely devastating insult in Britain
March 10, 2025 at 7:02 PM
Detached Bungalow is a term for a nice little house in Britain that sounds like an absolutely devastating insult in Britain