jaypea and gravy
@jpstarling.bsky.social
North Ga via South Ga
I'm here to make my little posts.
He/Him
my skeets from worst to first: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:pz2oke4vnbgcz3wvjh76f65u/feed/aaaksofn7hfay
I'm here to make my little posts.
He/Him
my skeets from worst to first: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:pz2oke4vnbgcz3wvjh76f65u/feed/aaaksofn7hfay
mfw we’re playing go fish and I’m not fuckin around anymore
November 27, 2025 at 8:30 PM
mfw we’re playing go fish and I’m not fuckin around anymore
“Vic Frankenstein? The chemistry student?”
November 26, 2025 at 3:56 PM
“Vic Frankenstein? The chemistry student?”
There are cathedrals everywhere for those with the eyes to see
November 26, 2025 at 3:49 PM
There are cathedrals everywhere for those with the eyes to see
Whoever signed me up for these things, let’s meet up. I just want to talk.
November 23, 2025 at 7:37 PM
Whoever signed me up for these things, let’s meet up. I just want to talk.
Just dance if you're caught up in the holy ghost trance
If you stop, I'ma put them killer ants in your pants
I'm the O-D-B as you can see
FBI, don't you be watchin' me
If you stop, I'ma put them killer ants in your pants
I'm the O-D-B as you can see
FBI, don't you be watchin' me
November 22, 2025 at 11:36 PM
Just dance if you're caught up in the holy ghost trance
If you stop, I'ma put them killer ants in your pants
I'm the O-D-B as you can see
FBI, don't you be watchin' me
If you stop, I'ma put them killer ants in your pants
I'm the O-D-B as you can see
FBI, don't you be watchin' me
Me logging onto this app every day and trying not to learn about The Thing:
November 22, 2025 at 1:29 PM
Me logging onto this app every day and trying not to learn about The Thing:
“Jeff Epstein? The vacation planner?”
November 12, 2025 at 9:09 PM
“Jeff Epstein? The vacation planner?”
JCO is on a Roger Maris-like run at the moment
![Joyce Carol Oates quoting a tweet that says “wherever he [Elon Musk] goes, he wants to leave”:
"wherever he goes, he wants to leave"-- that's because when he gets there, he has brought his own self along; & whatever club he's invited to join has been devalued by the invitation.](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:pz2oke4vnbgcz3wvjh76f65u/bafkreiesu5vv2hjp56l2jkrqeyqmlyh4uq7hbtdjhn35dpmyuwbyzrc4um@jpeg)
November 11, 2025 at 12:35 PM
JCO is on a Roger Maris-like run at the moment
The gales of November: I’m coming early. You’d better not have a load of iron ore twenty-six thousand tons more than the Edmund Fitzgerald weighed empty
My good and true ass:
My good and true ass:
November 10, 2025 at 7:33 AM
The gales of November: I’m coming early. You’d better not have a load of iron ore twenty-six thousand tons more than the Edmund Fitzgerald weighed empty
My good and true ass:
My good and true ass:
The world if there were no filibuster, according to Mike Johnson:
November 3, 2025 at 6:23 PM
The world if there were no filibuster, according to Mike Johnson:
I’ve still got the touch, though.
November 3, 2025 at 3:07 PM
I’ve still got the touch, though.
A political ad designed and generated entirely using some kind of genAI. It’s unclear to me what I’m supposed to do based on this text and the accompanying image.
Are we voting for NJ officials in GA? What are America Last candidates? Are the liberals trying to scare me the ones who sent this text?
Are we voting for NJ officials in GA? What are America Last candidates? Are the liberals trying to scare me the ones who sent this text?
October 30, 2025 at 6:07 PM
A political ad designed and generated entirely using some kind of genAI. It’s unclear to me what I’m supposed to do based on this text and the accompanying image.
Are we voting for NJ officials in GA? What are America Last candidates? Are the liberals trying to scare me the ones who sent this text?
Are we voting for NJ officials in GA? What are America Last candidates? Are the liberals trying to scare me the ones who sent this text?
Bullpen carts are back, baby!
October 26, 2025 at 3:20 PM
Bullpen carts are back, baby!
“Women don’t like the vehicle.”
October 16, 2025 at 9:47 PM
“Women don’t like the vehicle.”
Hope I’ve done this right
October 3, 2025 at 4:35 PM
Hope I’ve done this right
