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Shade 5 @shade5.bsky.social · 22h

One more time but with less feeling.

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wargen @funeralpig.bsky.social · 3d

homeschooling my kids as a prank

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Truckstop Vigilante @brenthor.bsky.social · Jun 5

You, 6ft tall, full head of hair: i cant get into these crevices im too big and they snag my hair.

Me, 5'6 and bald, emerging from a crevice: yeah I wouldn't know, man

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particle dogs @particledogs.bsky.social · 1d

whelp, this floor isn't going to lie on itself

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mindflakes @mindflakes.bsky.social · 2d

My relationship with my cat is 35% friendship/affection, 60% indifference/precarious truce, and 5% guerilla warfare

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Sunshine Jarboly @sunshinejarboly.bsky.social · 13d

me: our dog has a chip in her. sorry, our dog has some chips on her. i spilled chips on our dog. haha, actually, we don’t have a dog. i ate some chips, though. yesterday. no salsa.
judge: juror number four, you can go home.

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RXSarsparilla🎉 @gypsymoon1969.bsky.social · 3d

Now to figure out which pajamas I'll be wearing to work tomorrow.

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muscular baby jeb lund @mobute.bsky.social · Oct 30

i love all the lyrics to the sunday night football song

APE FIGHT
LAUNDRY NIGHT
TRACTOR BEAM

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weeder @weeder.bsky.social · 1d

Hopefully there is a way I can help fight back other than the Naked Bike Ride but if it comes to that so be it

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Jason Goes to Hell @benedictsred.bsky.social · 1d

Florida is wild. If you leave a room in your house empty for long enough, a Dollar General opens in there

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Bogey @oneyebogey.bsky.social · 1d

Alas, the hamburger needed more help than the box could provide.

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phantasmAgaric 🦑 @lalonde.bsky.social · 1d

i want to be understood but it really cheapens the whole endeavour if i do it by being comprehensible

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sweetie π @sixfeetofcandy.bsky.social · 1d

i’m suing jd vance for causing my tubes to tie themselves

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kattsdogma.bsky.social @kattsdogma.bsky.social · 1d

me, during turbulence on a flight: omg i think we’re gonna crash aaaarrrrggghhh !!

also me: i’ll have the goldfish crackers. and the plantains. thanks

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debbspook @debbshock.blue · 1d

any date can be a speed date. get up and leave

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DocAtCDI @docatcdi.com · 1d

Mahatma Gandhi walked barefoot most of the time, which produced an impressive set of calluses on his feet. He also ate little, which made him frail and with his odd diet he suffered from bad breath. This made him a super calloused fragile mystic hexed by halitosis.