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Jenny Doesn’t Know

@jennydoesntknow.bsky.social

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I’m a bookworm, love horror movies, & cheese. Lots of it. Beware my dark humor & insanity covered cat fur. She/her. Fuck MAGA. Twitter: HighlyIngenious

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Jenny Doesn’t Know @jennydoesntknow.bsky.social · Dec 2

I’m tired of giving friendly advice. I’m going to start offering violent alternatives

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ficklenuts has a pair of normal entiddies 👻 @ficklenuts.bsky.social · 8h

All my years of ninja training finally paid off when I was able to open a pull top can without alerting my cats

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Jenny Doesn’t Know @jennydoesntknow.bsky.social · 4h

I’m too lazy for all that 😆

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more mr. dice guy @juniorhoncho.bsky.social · Dec 27

if an evil lord cast a dark spell on the world right now you probably wouldn't really notice

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Jenny Doesn’t Know @jennydoesntknow.bsky.social · 9h

Mmmmm I’ll take that

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Jooli-AHH! Ghoulia 🎃🍂🔪 @jooliaghoulia.bsky.social · 18h

I may need some of you guys for a heist

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Jenny Doesn’t Know @jennydoesntknow.bsky.social · 11h

Now I have something Lee to keep me up at night

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Pot Shop Boo @potshopboy.bsky.social · 13h

The fact that I have to capitalize Alfredo and Parmesan but not cheddar or mozzarella is why I have trust issues.

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Forrest Plump @nahyoudoit.bsky.social · 4d

Who Am I Kidding: a memoir

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50 Jenna Ipcar Fans Can’t Be Wrong! @ipcar.bsky.social · Nov 26

At the bank I was told "pick your four digit pincode but it can't be a year." "Aren't they all years?" I asked. We sat in silence for a bit.

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Pasta Fazool @christopherdowning.bsky.social · 12h

Sometimes when I’m lonely, I still ask jeeves.

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Peetomb🐺🍷 @geraldelephants.bsky.social · 12h

Heh dont mind me just filling myself up on your blood

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Nuclear Winter @4slars.bsky.social · 27d

Let me at least have a sip of arsenic before more unprecedented reveals.

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Cosmic Clau @cosmicclau.bsky.social · 1d

technically awake but really just sleepwalking through this day because fuck it

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John Lyon @johnlyon.bsky.social · 1d

“Someone you don’t know did something you don’t care about.” -social media notifications

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ficklenuts has a pair of normal entiddies 👻 @ficklenuts.bsky.social · 11h

I just enjoyed a medicinal baked potato for enhanced psychiatric support*

*my brain is being garbage and I ate a potato about it

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Jenny Doesn’t Know @jennydoesntknow.bsky.social · 11h

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a neon sign that says thank you in pink letters

ALT: a neon sign that says thank you in pink letters

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Jenny Doesn’t Know @jennydoesntknow.bsky.social · 11h

nah. Maybe another day.

nah. Maybe another day.

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Jenny Doesn’t Know @jennydoesntknow.bsky.social · 12h

I did the laundry.
One small step for Jen, one giant leap for Jenkind.

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Michelle @michelleroy78.bsky.social · 16h

I'm getting stronger with age. I can now lift $100 worth of groceries with one hand.

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Marc @runoldman.bsky.social · 19h

Autocorrect automatically adds imaginary when I type "friend."

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🅱️oofessor Killosk 🔪👻 @professorkiosk.wtf · 4d

getting tired of all the "stuff" "happening" how do I turn it off

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GᵣₐbₜₕₑWₑₙₑₛₛ @ayankdownunder.bsky.social · 1d

A murder yourstery.

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sweetie π @sixfeetofcandy.bsky.social · 17h

muting people irl with a hammer

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batkaren @batkaren.bsky.social · 3d

The E in Chuck E. Cheese stands for Eldritch

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Chronic Illness Humor @chronicillness.bsky.social · 16h

Not right now, babe, I'm hurting my own feelings by reading the doctor's notes

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