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we are living in a computer simulacrum
geraldelephants.bsky.social
Looks like she knows how to say "beef"
geraldelephants.bsky.social
Im not greedy I just eat whats in front of me. Not like, beside me or other ways
geraldelephants.bsky.social
If I had a billion dollars I'd open a hookah lounge sure why not. I'd do other things too
geraldelephants.bsky.social
We're chewing bones. Your bones!
geraldelephants.bsky.social
It keeps raining. It won't stop. Even I got rained on!
geraldelephants.bsky.social
When a dude is named Pyotr 😍
geraldelephants.bsky.social
Uhh boss? What kind of fish is this?
geraldelephants.bsky.social
Thanks to 'Bill Nye The Science Guy' I believed if I popped a zit on my nose I would die instantly for most of my adult life 😒
geraldelephants.bsky.social
I need a container that looks like a dog and one like a cat and one like a turtle, so if something happens to me and the aliens come down, they'll be taken care of
geraldelephants.bsky.social
I think some of you may have missed that every street became a fast river
geraldelephants.bsky.social
Turns out this was bad intel and every street became a fast river
geraldelephants.bsky.social
Heh dont mind me just filling myself up on your blood
geraldelephants.bsky.social
Turns out this was bad intel and every street became a fast river
geraldelephants.bsky.social
Watching closely. Looks like my commute is safe
geraldelephants.bsky.social
Q: what's a werewolf's favorite snack?

A: a bagel and 'scream' cheese
geraldelephants.bsky.social
ah so so so so so so sorry i believe you are looking for someone who is willing to your demands 🪬
geraldelephants.bsky.social
i guess i could go up there after dinner but it's already 9:30⏱️
geraldelephants.bsky.social
there was like a carnival at the riverside park tonight but i didn't have time to process it all