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I like Judy's hair this length I hope i stays this way
November 29, 2025 at 3:10 AM
Hey can you come here real quick and tell me if I stink?
November 29, 2025 at 1:16 AM
Cool to be named Kibo Verreaux and then also have an owl named after you
Happy Friday, First Round votes have been counted 🧮 🤓 1 clear favourite, 2 close behind 😎 So 3 posts coming up of the photos that got the most votes, as previous just vote TL, TR, BL, BR in the comments… the vote closes at 7.00pm GMT tomorrow
Thank you 🪶📷🦉 #Birds #Owls #Raptors #Photography #Nature
November 28, 2025 at 6:18 PM
You ever taken a look at all the bacteria on the ground?
November 28, 2025 at 6:15 PM
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Something feels stoned
January 16, 2025 at 4:17 AM
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One of history's greatest monsters has to be Godzilla.
November 28, 2025 at 6:03 AM
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I hope my wife buys me a $60,000 car without me knowing about it for Christmas
November 27, 2025 at 6:06 PM
I dont want any more bullshit during the day from anybody including me
November 28, 2025 at 5:56 AM
Guy who's been up for 68 hours on meth tinkering on a vacuum cleaner or some shit ASMR
November 28, 2025 at 5:43 AM
Chewing tobacco for dogs
November 28, 2025 at 5:40 AM
Anybody know of any eating contests going on around here? I need to make bank
November 28, 2025 at 5:18 AM
Opening a champagne bottle is like cumming and firing a gun under your chin at the same time
November 28, 2025 at 5:06 AM
Beer before mimosas wake up with phemosis
November 28, 2025 at 2:23 AM
Hey. Thank you for cooking up all this garbage 👍
November 28, 2025 at 2:21 AM
I have not had a single drop, yet
November 27, 2025 at 10:07 PM
Elliot is a great name for a goofball
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November 27, 2025 at 10:00 PM
Careful, if you eat too much turkey this kinda shit will happen to your neck
November 27, 2025 at 9:23 PM
After dinner we're all going out to the back yard and firing guns into the air
November 27, 2025 at 9:10 PM
Testing all these chairs like goldilocks and breaking every single one
pliant chairs du passé
November 27, 2025 at 9:08 PM
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Your meal has been prepared by a white and black beagle and a yellow canary. It’s all the buttered toast, pretzels, jelly beans, and popcorn you can eat. There’s always room for one more at the ping pong table.
#ThePerfectThanksgivingDinner
November 27, 2025 at 8:30 PM
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it's the law that when my mom calls on thanksgiving i have to answer with "gobble gobble"
November 27, 2025 at 8:17 PM
I had a dream about a hawk either this morning or last night or the night before. Just remembered
November 27, 2025 at 8:14 PM
Are they related? Is unc & neph?
November 27, 2025 at 8:08 PM
Save the turkies! Haha jk its way too late for that
November 27, 2025 at 8:05 PM
If youre swimming in the ocean and you see a shark, bonk it on the nose. They have no idea what to do when you do that
November 27, 2025 at 7:58 PM