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Grimm

@grimmreality.bsky.social

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Sometimes drunk. Profoundly undateable. I use the c-word as if I am Scottish but am not. Shitposting through the dumbfuckpocalypse. Vet my stupid shit here: https:// bsky.app/profile/did:plc:sdkxyw2r7xlx5kjhsolgagv6/feed/aaagblxcbo6g6

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Grimm @grimmreality.bsky.social · Oct 19

HEY, we can do pinned posts now so I am going back to this old chestnut as my calling card.

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Raider @iwillnotbesilenced.bsky.social · 8h

This woman is incredibly strong; I’m so proud of her. People are getting so tired of this Shit!

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Grimm @grimmreality.bsky.social · 5h

Take the good news where you can get it and people ostracizing mid-profile genocide-enjoyers is good.

Kurtbert Barlowko @albertburneko.bsky.social · 10h

"disliking me is persecution" describes so incredibly many people's entire outlook these days defector.com/free-press-r...

Free Press Reporter Discovers That Being An Amoral Dickhead Can Cost You Friends | Defector

It can be hard to maintain friendships as an adult. People move to new cities, start families, and experience all sorts of other life events that make it difficult to keep in touch. Sometimes, you end...

defector.com

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Blue Fairylicious Girl🧚 @bluesnowflake.bsky.social · 6h

Dear autocorrect I never say Republican count 🙄

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Jill Weinberger @jillybobww.bsky.social · 6h

In Mar 2020 I wrote ep 3 of Leverage: Redemption, in which Brianna mentions growing up w/ "the return of actual Nazis". It aired in July 2021, AFTER a Capitol rioter wore a "Camp Auschwitz" shirt, & reviewers on IMDb quoted the Nazi line & complained Leverage had gone woke.

And here we fucking are.

Greg Pak @gregpak.net · 1d

deeply sick of all the goddamn nazis

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Lizzy @stonedeva.bsky.social · 6h

you can tell a lot about a woman by the way she cuts a brake line

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born miserable @bornmiserable.bsky.social · 1d

BREAKING: Texas Gov. Greg Abbott Says Rainbow Crosswalks Are Unsafe and Must Be Removed, Adds That Americans Are in Danger of Feeling Fabulous and Might Scream “YAAAAASSS” When Using Them

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Grimm @grimmreality.bsky.social · 1d

Guys, is fewer pantswetting crybaby racist assholes with badges, guns, shit problem-solving skills and the power of life and death over your citizens a good thing or a bad thing?

Grimm @grimmreality.bsky.social · 1d

If ANY of these cops took their oaths or the "to protect and serve" motto in ANY way seriously and were the TV heroes they think they are, they'd be champing at the bit to start some shit with ICE to defend their communities, but they don't and aren't, so their self-86ing would actually be great.

@NewsJennifer (Jennifer Schulze) @newsjennifer.bsky.social · 2d

CBS News would never put a thinly sourced 'story' by a rookie blogger like this on it's air. Until now. The Free Press isn't a journalism outlet, it's bloggers aren't reporters. This piece is more NYPost than Tiffany Network but I guess that's the goal.

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Some NYPD officers worry about Mandani becoming the NYC mayor, The Free Press reports

The Free Press spoke to several New York City Police Department officers who are worried about Zohran Mamdani becoming mayor. Olivia Reingold joins CBS News with more.

www.cbsnews.com

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Midge @midge.bsky.social · Jul 1

Stages of life:
1. Birth
2. You gotta be fucking kidding me
3. Death

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John Lyon @johnlyon.bsky.social · 2d

My bank's website is one letter off from a gross German porn site and it's annoying because I keep accidentally visiting my bank's website.

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the Mountain Goats @themountaingoats.bsky.social · 1d

Please be conscious if you protest this weekend that there are feds at the protest. They look like you and they sound like you, not like Steve Buscemi in that one clip with the skateboard. Thinking you can spot them is self delusion. Nobody you haven’t met needs to know your last name.

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Kevin M. Kruse @kevinmkruse.bsky.social · 1d

I'm going to be away for this Princeton fundraiser for @zachwahls.bsky.social on October 30th, but I can assure you that he's the real deal.

Come on out if you're local, chip in below if you can.

Chip in to Zach Wahls

Zach Wahls is running to be Iowa’s next U.S. Senator! Donate now.

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Greg the Miller @gregthemiller.bsky.social · 1d

this meeting needs a jump to recipe button

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batkaren @batkaren.bsky.social · Jul 25

Like PAC-MAN before me, I too feel pursued by the ghosts of my past, consume mindlessly without end, and enjoy fruit.

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Pizza Las Vegas @muyrando.bsky.social · 1d

"Help yourself" is a weird phrase because it can mean, "Sure, get whatever you want from my fridge," or "I'm actually going to let you fall off this cliff."

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✪ Jonathan H. Gray: “Professor of Halloweenery” ✪ @jongraywb.bsky.social · 2d

Okay he absolutely did one EGREGIOUSLY wrong thing.

it looks like a red and i like it @elpardack.bsky.social · 2d

He shook hands with Reagan

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Pornhub Out of Context 🎃 @nocontextpornhub.bsky.social · 1d

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So we just sticking our dicks in random pumpkins now
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Zohran Kwame Mamdani @zohrankmamdani.bsky.social · 4d

UNTIL IT’S DONE, Ep. 4: Sylvia Rivera

In the 1970s, queer New Yorkers had been pushed to the margins of NYC. Our trans neighbors faced immense cruelty. But in Sylvia Rivera, they found a champion.

As we combat Trump’s politics of darkness, her legacy can light the path forward.

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lisabug @lisabug.bsky.social · 5d

Not to brag or anything, but I got one of those ‘we’ll keep you in mind for future opportunities’ emails.

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Matt Ghoulberg @mattgoldberg.bsky.social · 2d

If Last Week Tonight did a 34-minute segment on me, I would simply go into hiding and never return.

Bari Weiss: Last Week Tonight with John Oliver (HBO)

YouTube video by LastWeekTonight

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Texas Warren G. Harding Massacre @popeawesomexiii.bsky.social · 2d

Somewhere out there right now is a billionaire who, when the AI bubble bursts, is going to kill himself.

So I just want to say now, while that dude is still alive: Why wait

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PAM! @pamtoo.bsky.social · 2d

🚨 THREE A.M. EMERGENCY TURKEY SANDWICH ALERT! IF YOU ARE RECEIVING THIS ALERT OBTAIN THE NEAREST TURKEY SANDWICH AND SHOVE IT IN YOUR FACE 🚨

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Hi, it's Abby. Yep. @itsabbyyep.bsky.social · 2d

Supplier: Our blowdryers have 2 settings—screaming banshee or old man wheezing

Hotelier: I'll take your whole inventory

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Grimm @grimmreality.bsky.social · 2d

I Know What You Did 21ish Summers Ago Sorry Had This Whole Big Thing Just Crazy Shit Don't Even Get Me Started But Anyway Back Doing Murders So Y'know

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Reality Winner @reazlepuff.bsky.social · 3d

If you haven't heard yet, stopice.org is a fake website made BY ice themselves and it would be a shame if they received thousands of submissions under Stephen Miller's name

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