Reality Winner
@reazlepuff.bsky.social
Veteran, dog mom, criminal. Feet pictures: $reezlie
My book: https://www.spiegelandgrau.com/i-am-not-your-enemy
My book: https://www.spiegelandgrau.com/i-am-not-your-enemy
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NEW YORK (AP) — Sean ‘Diddy’ Combs sentenced to 4 years and 2 months in prison in case involving sex workers, violence and ‘freak-offs’.
What the fuck do you mean I got a longer prison sentence than Diddy
-sends soldiers equipped for a warzone-
-gets mad when a warzone situation occurs-
-gets mad when a warzone situation occurs-
November 26, 2025 at 7:54 PM
-sends soldiers equipped for a warzone-
-gets mad when a warzone situation occurs-
-gets mad when a warzone situation occurs-
Getting hit with a sudden substantial vet bill this week and my first thought is, well, there goes the fucking boycott... spiraling
Meanwhile the receptionist, "ma'am, is this okay?"
😞Yes. I will be using a card.
#BLACKOUTTHESYSTEM
Just do your best.
Meanwhile the receptionist, "ma'am, is this okay?"
😞Yes. I will be using a card.
#BLACKOUTTHESYSTEM
Just do your best.
November 26, 2025 at 6:17 PM
Getting hit with a sudden substantial vet bill this week and my first thought is, well, there goes the fucking boycott... spiraling
Meanwhile the receptionist, "ma'am, is this okay?"
😞Yes. I will be using a card.
#BLACKOUTTHESYSTEM
Just do your best.
Meanwhile the receptionist, "ma'am, is this okay?"
😞Yes. I will be using a card.
#BLACKOUTTHESYSTEM
Just do your best.
Living with me can go from, "hey I messed up my schedule, can you meet me at the vet with this rescue kitten Monday morning?" to "hey I really messed up the schedule, can you handle back to back appointments with two kittens and two puppies? I have to go to class so you're on your own." I fucked up
November 26, 2025 at 3:49 PM
Living with me can go from, "hey I messed up my schedule, can you meet me at the vet with this rescue kitten Monday morning?" to "hey I really messed up the schedule, can you handle back to back appointments with two kittens and two puppies? I have to go to class so you're on your own." I fucked up
100%
my hot take today is that Studio Ghibli’s Grave of the Fireflies should be required viewing for all Americans
November 24, 2025 at 11:24 PM
100%
The men are triggered
November 24, 2025 at 11:23 PM
The men are triggered
Repost of shame
The incel bots have found bluesky
The incel bots have found bluesky
If that’s true it’s because women failed. They have all the power to get a man to do whatever they want. They are the most expensive piece of real estate of all time. Start doing your jobs.
November 24, 2025 at 11:23 PM
Repost of shame
The incel bots have found bluesky
The incel bots have found bluesky
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Remember that striking Starbucks workers are asking you not to buy Starbucks right now
November 24, 2025 at 1:51 PM
Remember that striking Starbucks workers are asking you not to buy Starbucks right now
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Neither: it's accountability they avoid
An ICE agent was caught removing a sign marking an ICE kidnapping in DC last week! Do we think he did it out of anger, embarrassment, or most appropriately shame? If you think what you’re doing is right, why are you trying to hide the evidence? 👀
November 24, 2025 at 4:25 PM
Neither: it's accountability they avoid
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Just a friendly reminder as we go into the holidays:
Folks don't have to explain to you why they don't drink.
If you offer them a drink and they decline, don't ask them why. It's not your business.
Just offer them something without alcohol to drink instead. And move on.
Folks don't have to explain to you why they don't drink.
If you offer them a drink and they decline, don't ask them why. It's not your business.
Just offer them something without alcohol to drink instead. And move on.
November 23, 2025 at 8:04 PM
Just a friendly reminder as we go into the holidays:
Folks don't have to explain to you why they don't drink.
If you offer them a drink and they decline, don't ask them why. It's not your business.
Just offer them something without alcohol to drink instead. And move on.
Folks don't have to explain to you why they don't drink.
If you offer them a drink and they decline, don't ask them why. It's not your business.
Just offer them something without alcohol to drink instead. And move on.
Nambe I'm not gonna cook something and pretend I didn't have a cat on the counter watching me the whole time, take this dessert I found at HEB or I'll go home and eat it alone
#ThingsAreTerrible but apparently, it is not that awful to buy a side dish or dessert for the Thanksgiving pot-luck. Gifted. share.inquirer.com/xuV61P
Is it rude to bring a store-bought Thanksgiving dish when everyone else is cooking from scratch?
And if you buy a pie, do you pretend you made it?
share.inquirer.com
November 24, 2025 at 1:14 AM
Nambe I'm not gonna cook something and pretend I didn't have a cat on the counter watching me the whole time, take this dessert I found at HEB or I'll go home and eat it alone
Men are the problem.
November 23, 2025 at 10:06 PM
Men are the problem.
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Update: the community acted and Daisy the nilgai is back home safe
Shout-out to that time I posted a freaking antelope on my city's missing pet Facebook page
This morning at 4:45 am driving to work someone's nilgai walked up to my car 😬
This morning at 4:45 am driving to work someone's nilgai walked up to my car 😬
November 21, 2025 at 1:28 AM
Update: the community acted and Daisy the nilgai is back home safe
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NEW: Judge Cobb says the 2,000 Guard troops deployed to D.C. (including 1,000 from out of state) may not be deployed by the president for a crime-fighting mission.
www.politico.com/news/2025/11...
www.politico.com/news/2025/11...
November 20, 2025 at 8:20 PM
NEW: Judge Cobb says the 2,000 Guard troops deployed to D.C. (including 1,000 from out of state) may not be deployed by the president for a crime-fighting mission.
www.politico.com/news/2025/11...
www.politico.com/news/2025/11...
Shout-out to that time I posted a freaking antelope on my city's missing pet Facebook page
This morning at 4:45 am driving to work someone's nilgai walked up to my car 😬
This morning at 4:45 am driving to work someone's nilgai walked up to my car 😬
November 21, 2025 at 12:10 AM
Shout-out to that time I posted a freaking antelope on my city's missing pet Facebook page
This morning at 4:45 am driving to work someone's nilgai walked up to my car 😬
This morning at 4:45 am driving to work someone's nilgai walked up to my car 😬
Kristi Noem being outed as Latina was not on my bingo card either
November 19, 2025 at 5:10 PM
Kristi Noem being outed as Latina was not on my bingo card either
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This handsome pup is Sweet Tooth. www.austinpetsalive.org/adopt/dogs/a...
November 18, 2025 at 2:47 PM
This handsome pup is Sweet Tooth. www.austinpetsalive.org/adopt/dogs/a...
When this is over, may every piece of shit who ever worked for ICE never find housing again
November 18, 2025 at 3:35 PM
When this is over, may every piece of shit who ever worked for ICE never find housing again
You couldn't waterboard me into talking about having a raspy voice while the entire country is talking about whose dick was down my throat.
Could not.
Could not.
President Donald Trump explained his raspy voice by revealing that he had recently shouted at "stupid" people "about something having to do with trade.
Trump blames raspy voice on shouting at 'stupid' people: 'I blew my stack!'
President Donald Trump explained his raspy voice by revealing that he had recently shouted at "stupid" people "about something having to do with trade."During an Oval Office event on Monday, one reporter asked Trump if he was feeling well."Your voice sounds a little rough," the reporter noted."I fee...
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November 18, 2025 at 1:14 AM
You couldn't waterboard me into talking about having a raspy voice while the entire country is talking about whose dick was down my throat.
Could not.
Could not.
Too bad we don't have a Congress whose role it is to declare war or anything
President Donald Trump made a startling claim about his administration's strikes on drug boats in international waters on Sunday while speaking to reporters at Palm Beach International Airport.
'We don't need their approval': Trump makes startling claim about drug boat strikes
President Donald Trump made a startling claim about his administration's strikes on drug boats in international waters on Sunday while speaking to reporters at Palm Beach International Airport. So far, the administration has conducted at least 21 strikes, killing around 90 people. The administration...
bit.ly
November 17, 2025 at 10:44 PM
Too bad we don't have a Congress whose role it is to declare war or anything
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The Epstein scandal has always been a scandal about the ruling class as a whole, not one individual or political party.
Epstein trafficked not just in the bodies of the children he abused but also in social connections that could bring elites together.
Epstein trafficked not just in the bodies of the children he abused but also in social connections that could bring elites together.
Epstein’s emails are the end of America as they ruined it
If the evil banality of the world's most powerful people exposed in the Epstein emails doesn't cause a revolution, nothing will.
www.inquirer.com
November 16, 2025 at 10:09 PM
The Epstein scandal has always been a scandal about the ruling class as a whole, not one individual or political party.
Epstein trafficked not just in the bodies of the children he abused but also in social connections that could bring elites together.
Epstein trafficked not just in the bodies of the children he abused but also in social connections that could bring elites together.
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NEW: Epstein survivors release the most powerful PSA I have ever seen.
Make this go viral so every member of the House of Representatives sees it.
Make this go viral so every member of the House of Representatives sees it.
November 16, 2025 at 11:43 PM
NEW: Epstein survivors release the most powerful PSA I have ever seen.
Make this go viral so every member of the House of Representatives sees it.
Make this go viral so every member of the House of Representatives sees it.
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