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Corduroy Cheddar

@corduroycheddar.bsky.social

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A person with the presence of a banana My posts: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:rzvn5zo3c6sav74keswooe7j/feed/aaapol7flq7xe Also known as Korzel, Dutch musician https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OHcsTVHLgao&list=PLI3TqwDaUj4TfhfxEklpowtDl8gw9j_Bj

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Jen(s) Mothra 🏵️🎉 @jenetmms.bsky.social · 4h

Them: smoosh your cat! they love it

My cat: *terrified of being smooshed*

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Corduroy Cheddar @corduroycheddar.bsky.social · 4h

🎶 nah nah nah nah not stayin' alive 🎶

Disagree Gees

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James Damron @runswindows95.bsky.social · 4h

In some lighter news, I just farted.

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trickyNOtreat 🎃 @trickykat.bsky.social · 4h

women would rather post through it in a caffeinated haze than go to therapy

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sweetie π @sixfeetofcandy.bsky.social · 8h

pet owners should have clothes made out of giant lint rollers

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weeder @weeder.bsky.social · 1d

Reply, guys!

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Tyler, from the Internet @tylerfromtheinternet.com · 16d

Post hoc tuah ergo propter hoc tuah

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MF FairyPrincessSmoo @smooheed.bsky.social · 8h

Can’t, slowly breaking my boss, one “why?” at a time

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chris. @azedand2knots.bsky.social · 1d

Water water everywhere but no puddles deep enough to drown.

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trickyNOtreat 🎃 @trickykat.bsky.social · 5h

the human body is bullshit. they should make one that renews overnight when you lie on a wireless charging pad built into your bed

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[Sic] Burns @sicburns2.bsky.social · 21h

In the BlueSky olden times we passed the hat around, donating our best bangers in order to bring our shitpost elders over here to skeet in peace for the rest of their days

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Reverie 💀🕯️ @augustreverie.bsky.social · 11h

Thinking I’m scrolling one of my feeds and liking stuff all willy nilly, then realizing I’ve been scrolling someone’s page and possibly blowing up their notifications…
cool cool cool

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Inscription D.C.M. @writingdcm.bsky.social · 11h

Fondly remembering that time I almost subscribed to Merriam Webster premium because I thought it would give you the ability to change the definition of words

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[Sic] Burns @sicburns2.bsky.social · 11h

Don’t talk to me in the morning until I’ve put on my furry thong

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Uncle Duke @uncleduke1969.bsky.social · 9h

This really should go without saying.

Graphic representation of the silhouette a person walking a dog with a red circle and line running through it. The line blocks the area where the person meets the dog, leaving the impression that the person is potentially performing a very different act.

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Greg the Miller @gregthemiller.bsky.social · 9h

(agreeing with you) to the protrary,

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Wristy @wristroom.bsky.social · 9h

me: hear me out

narrator: but they did not hear him out. they threw him out

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𝙱𝚊𝚋𝚎 𝚁𝚞𝚝𝚑𝚕𝚎𝚜𝚜 💀 @unfitz.bsky.social · 5h

“I know my way around the kitchen” he boasted while washing vegetables in the bathroom.

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Corduroy Cheddar @corduroycheddar.bsky.social · 5h

Oh nooooo! 😢 So sorry to read this! Thinking of you ❤️

Corduroy Cheddar @corduroycheddar.bsky.social · 7h

Wombatman saving people with his cube shaped poo

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TheSocioPhi @thesociophi.bsky.social · 7h

PRO-TIP: If you want to test a condom’s holding capacity, stretch it out and put it over your head. You will slowly suffocate and perish, thus saving you from the inevitable subpar sexual experience and 13% chance of unwanted pregnancy that follows.

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Frovo @frovo.bsky.social · 8h

WIFE: did you dust the living room

ME: no it just happens automatically

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𝙱𝚊𝚋𝚎 𝚁𝚞𝚝𝚑𝚕𝚎𝚜𝚜 💀 @unfitz.bsky.social · 8h

[overheard at the diner]

Her: I can’t eat all that.
Him: …That’s a blueberry.

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lalalyds @lalalyds.bsky.social · 12h

Maybe if you wanna you can slip a banana in my pocket and tell me how happy you are to see me

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Corduroy Cheddar @corduroycheddar.bsky.social · 17h

Normalize saying "I wholeheartedly agree with me" during a conversation

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