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Betsy Wetsy

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Betsy Wetsy @betsyross.bsky.social · Aug 12

decided to take the form of a grasshopper and stop pretending I have this life thing sorted out

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Roxy @laboxalaroxa.bsky.social · 9d

Lately, my dreams include a lot of yelling and crying so I'm not sure if I've really been sleeping.

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Damnit Janet @damnitjanet.bsky.social · 1d

Dudley with his doppelganger

My big 10 month old tuxedo baby cat, Dudley lying on the floor with his arms spread out and looking up suddenly with wide eyes and massive pricked up ears like he just remembered he left the keys in the car or whatever. His back end is out of shot

A picture of Jiji the cat from Kiki's Delivery Service sitting in an upright position on yellow background with a very similar facial expression to Dudley

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grilled cheese 🧀 @grilldcheese.bsky.social · 11d

you may be "in the know"
but i'm "in the no"

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Bigthinkingcap @bigthinkingcap.bsky.social · 17d

here,take this can
we’ll be in touch

Six cans interconnected and attached to red strings
The old telephone game is our new mode of communication next smoke signals

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The Struggadook 🎩 @struggalo.bsky.social · 6d

Are you thinking what I'm thinking? How unfortunate for you.

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Elaine Cash @bettedavisthighs.bsky.social · 11d

Mood

A giraffe at the zoo licking the barrier pole

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Elaine Cash @bettedavisthighs.bsky.social · 13d

I have eaten so much cake and cookies and drank so much beer all day I feel like a foie gras goose ready for liver harvesting

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Amanda @hellomanders.bsky.social · 2d

art studio in hebden bridge, 2018

Art studio with white walls and two teal doors at the opposite wall. There are two bicycles on the right wall and large spools against the left wall. The atmosphere is calming.

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Knew Nic @knewagirlnic.bsky.social · 13d

I saw a horse trailer on the highway today that is nicer than anything I have ever driven and I can’t stop thinking about that.

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Georgia the Explorer 🇨🇦 @georgiatheexplorer.bsky.social · 7d

Gonna ask people who talk loudly why they're being such shouty pantses

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Idle @hatesnicethings.bsky.social · 1d

You’re like if a cold stethoscope was a personality.

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supernatural siren @porcelainsiren.bsky.social · 4d

good? morning, everyone! *winces*

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Misery Highlight @miseryhighlight.bsky.social · 4d

I’d like to speak to the fantasy version of you I’ve created in my head plz

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Melicious @honeybadgermel.bsky.social · 6d

I prefer my chocolate milk shaken not stirred.

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Of Damage and Devotion @broonsy.bsky.social · 1d

Relax, I'm gonna beat your ass now.

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ficklenuts has a pair of normal entiddies 👻 @ficklenuts.bsky.social · 1d

Who’s up fingering their beaver?

A photo of a beaver finger puppet on my finger

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Μαρια Κιτρινη @greekheanen.bsky.social · 5d

I don't dance to seduce, I dance to scare people away

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Tusk Jenkins @tuskjenkins.bsky.social · 3d

There once was a limerick at sonnetcon? Wow even poetry news is anarchy

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James Damron @runswindows95.bsky.social · 1d

I was going to post something serious today, but I know no one would take it serious. Also, never drink beer giving to you by a drunk koala. It leads to a place filled with clowns who sing pop songs while forcing you to eat packaging peanuts.

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Miss Havishambles @misshavishambles.bsky.social · 3d

Lying here til it gets light (timeline).

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Jim @jimstewart.bsky.social · 1d

Halloween decoration idea. Pumpkin is my safe word.

A black pumpkin-shaped bondage mask, or a pumpkin designed to look like a bondage mask. Zippers for eye slots and a gag ball mount.

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Jim @jimstewart.bsky.social · 5d

She sent me a text. All it had was:

🖕

I think she's telling me I'm number one in her heart.

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CrazyMyra @outonthemoors.bsky.social · 1d

It's always midnight somewhere

Stand in a grocery shop's fresh produce aisle. At the top is a spooky-themed sign saying "When the night falls, the fun begins" in orange lettering.
Below are three neat shelves of fresh bananas.

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Brie The Monster Gash🎃 @brielikethechhes.bsky.social · 1d

Saffron
Saffron

You’re my Saffron

Put it in rice what a yellow bomb

Making Tom proud one spice at a time

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Jimmer Cork-Bottle @jimmerthatisall.bsky.social · 6d

You're beautiful when you're angry at that other guy.

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