TwoSense
@twosense.bsky.social
I'm here for images of cute animals and nature scenes, news, different perspectives, and funny takes. I’m a Christian. https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:6inp5yiltrxwaaysprylsihq/feed/aaamsig4omqig
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Let’s be moots 👇
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Little Free Library but for reading the room
November 20, 2025 at 3:33 AM
Little Free Library but for reading the room
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They should make burner laptops you can snap in half after one zoom meeting
February 8, 2025 at 10:17 PM
They should make burner laptops you can snap in half after one zoom meeting
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Damn cats. Always trying to steal my cheese & be cute about it.
November 20, 2025 at 3:16 AM
Damn cats. Always trying to steal my cheese & be cute about it.
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This just in... international males are half off tomorrow!
November 20, 2025 at 2:44 AM
This just in... international males are half off tomorrow!
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But seriously, there is a thicc piece of lasagna nestled in amongst all that meat sauce 🤭
It’s a little garlic Tuscan roll I dressed up with some homemade Italian everything…
Listening to Wild Pink’s Dulling the Horns
It’s a little garlic Tuscan roll I dressed up with some homemade Italian everything…
Listening to Wild Pink’s Dulling the Horns
November 20, 2025 at 2:18 AM
But seriously, there is a thicc piece of lasagna nestled in amongst all that meat sauce 🤭
It’s a little garlic Tuscan roll I dressed up with some homemade Italian everything…
Listening to Wild Pink’s Dulling the Horns
It’s a little garlic Tuscan roll I dressed up with some homemade Italian everything…
Listening to Wild Pink’s Dulling the Horns
I have to go to the gym because I sit too much (uses all of the sitting machines)
November 20, 2025 at 2:07 AM
I have to go to the gym because I sit too much (uses all of the sitting machines)
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me as a Bluesky therapist: you simply seem to be playing to a more discerning audience these days
me as a Bluesky therapist: nobody cares
November 19, 2025 at 11:25 PM
me as a Bluesky therapist: you simply seem to be playing to a more discerning audience these days
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me as a Bluesky therapist: and how does that make you skeet
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me as a Bluesky therapist: yea that's a certified flop ☹️
me as a Bluesky therapist: nobody cares
November 19, 2025 at 11:26 PM
me as a Bluesky therapist: and how does that make you skeet
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me as a Bluesky therapist: so last week, we were talking about how you sometimes sincerely reply to obvious shit posts...
me as a Bluesky therapist: and how does that make you skeet
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me as a Bluesky therapist: yea that's a certified flop ☹️
November 19, 2025 at 11:27 PM
me as a Bluesky therapist: so last week, we were talking about how you sometimes sincerely reply to obvious shit posts...
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Me as a Bluesky therapist: meh
me as a Bluesky therapist: shitpost and shit post are not the same
me as a Bluesky therapist: nobody cares
November 19, 2025 at 11:22 PM
Me as a Bluesky therapist: meh
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Life hack: just stay home
November 19, 2025 at 11:09 PM
Life hack: just stay home
Floating in a trance on the scent of chicken and chocolate chip cookies into an unmarked van
November 19, 2025 at 11:10 PM
Floating in a trance on the scent of chicken and chocolate chip cookies into an unmarked van
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What’s next! The invaluable meal?!
invaluable means valuable???? what the fuck are we even doing about this
November 19, 2025 at 10:53 PM
What’s next! The invaluable meal?!
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invaluable means valuable???? what the fuck are we even doing about this
November 19, 2025 at 10:43 PM
invaluable means valuable???? what the fuck are we even doing about this
adult content blocker extra busy on this here Men’s Day
November 19, 2025 at 10:41 PM
adult content blocker extra busy on this here Men’s Day
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Shout out to anyone else planning two thanksgivings. One with people they have to see and one with their pets.
November 19, 2025 at 10:29 PM
Shout out to anyone else planning two thanksgivings. One with people they have to see and one with their pets.
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I’ve maybe spent too much time glazing today. Things are getting weird.
November 19, 2025 at 10:19 PM
I’ve maybe spent too much time glazing today. Things are getting weird.
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me as a Bluesky therapist: shitpost and shit post are not the same
me as a Bluesky therapist: nobody cares
November 19, 2025 at 9:37 PM
me as a Bluesky therapist: shitpost and shit post are not the same
dismissing all txt notifs today with contempt
November 19, 2025 at 9:32 PM
dismissing all txt notifs today with contempt
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I'll lolly your gag
I’ll sympa your thighs
I’ll jez your bel
November 19, 2025 at 9:19 PM
I'll lolly your gag
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Alanis Morrisette was right about everything.
November 19, 2025 at 9:18 PM
Alanis Morrisette was right about everything.
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Remember to get enthusiastic sober consent
I’ll willy your nilly
I’ll razzle your dazzle.
November 19, 2025 at 9:15 PM
Remember to get enthusiastic sober consent
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I’ll hokey your pokey
November 19, 2025 at 9:15 PM
I’ll hokey your pokey
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Cocaine so white it wears socks with sandals.
Cocaine so white it stands up and tells the table “time to rock and roll” before leaving Chili’s
Cocaine is so white it goes towards the mysterious sound in a horror movie
November 19, 2025 at 9:13 PM
Cocaine so white it wears socks with sandals.