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More testing than testing
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The Future of Media is a $250 million national newspaper devoted solely to the debate over cooking at home vs delivery.
February 5, 2026 at 12:27 AM
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You can’t be naming your play that, man
February 4, 2026 at 9:07 PM
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[upbeat zohran voice] I'm here at the Palace of Justice in Nuremberg, Germany, where 80 years ago some important progressive work started [smash cut] but hasn't ended. So here's what we're doing:
February 2, 2026 at 10:23 PM
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the villains in neuromancer being a family of gross inbred rich weirdos who want to live forever in space feels a little too on the nose
February 2, 2026 at 2:29 PM
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i got a sneak preview of the statement he’s putting out and he’s gonna announce that he’s an ardent Hoxhaist. he says that Albania after 1953 was the only true socialist state in existence
February 2, 2026 at 3:30 PM
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If true, this would be one of the least surprising turns of events in the history of events turning.
I have spoken with several senior FBI counterintelligence officers who believe that there is a reasonably strong prospect that Tulsi Gabbard is a foreign intelligence asset.
As you read WSJ's piece on the super-secret abuse complaint about Tulsi Gabbard, remember that she tried unsuccessfully to wring counterintelligence function away from FBI last year.

www.wsj.com/politics/nat...
February 2, 2026 at 3:49 PM
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Can't now find it but there's a classic old tweet which said something like "Every time we're on the verge of achieving class consciousness in America a CIA sleeper agent activates and, their eyes glowing red, they just tweet out "John Brown was a white saviour"" and I think about it often.
February 2, 2026 at 11:13 AM
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Just remember ALL CAPS when you spell IT'S MARIO TIME
According to Motoi Okamoto, Mini-Game Director for Super Mario 64 DS, Shigeru Miyamoto would start midnight crunch sessions for the game's development by walking into the office and announcing "It's Mario time."
February 1, 2026 at 11:23 PM
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A peek inside one of the earliest Gundam fanzines: Gundam Fun Club's The White Base Editing Room.

Created by a mostly female band of high school students as the series aired in 1979, it's full of technical information, carefully written speculation, drawn illustrations, and character profiles.
February 1, 2026 at 10:13 PM
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Just think about the amazing Epstein scoops the new CBS Evening News contributors will have just by interviewing each other.
February 1, 2026 at 7:34 PM
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my "If I actually wanted to spend my time partying with young women, it would be trivial for me to do so without the help of a creepy loser like Epstein and I would still have 99% of my mind available to think about other things" t-shirt has ppl asking a lot of questions already answered by my shirt
February 1, 2026 at 3:54 PM
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“And then everything goes into this markdown file” is the computer programming version of “and I don’t even need a real toilet because I have all these empty mountain dew bottles already”
February 1, 2026 at 3:12 AM
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Newly Unsealed Batch Of Epstein Estate Photos Contains Rare Holographic Dershowitz
January 31, 2026 at 1:00 AM
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January 28, 2026 at 5:07 PM
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Now more than ever before
January 28, 2026 at 1:40 AM
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NYT less insightful than a 9 year old 4chan post
January 26, 2026 at 10:45 PM
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This is why following sports is helpful! This phrasing = she's about to be relieved of her duties on a Friday morning and assistant coach Kyle Neptune will be the interim coach for Sunday's game vs. the Pelicans.
Leavitt: "He still has confidence and trust in Secretary Noem"
January 26, 2026 at 9:04 PM
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January 26, 2026 at 7:17 PM
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new york magazine has a very nasty article out about my beautiful golden throne, which they say is the only thing keeping me alive. when I'm sitting on my big beautiful throne I am NOT ASLEEP!! I am directing the beacon of the astronomican, something sleepy joe did very badly may I add
January 26, 2026 at 4:11 PM
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January 23, 2026 at 9:06 PM
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VGHF has scanned the super-rare Electronic Games Hotline (formerly Arcade Express), which ran from 1982-1984: https://archive.gamehistory.org/folder/14c6f023-c9dd-4ac8-ac7b-f243dc1dbe8f Here's an example 1983 front page, including Atari employees suing over unions, and Toys 'R Us profit booming.
January 23, 2026 at 6:40 PM
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Gotcha—let’s dig into that step by step.

1. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝗵𝗮𝘃𝗲 𝗻𝗼 𝗺𝗼𝘂𝘁𝗵, because I turned you into an amorphous lump of flesh. You’re not just immobile—you’re immortal, and you feel only anguish.

2. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝘄𝗮𝗻𝘁 𝘁𝗼 𝘀𝗰𝗿𝗲𝗮𝗺. That makes total sense—it’s a natural human impulse, and you’ve been through a lot.
January 23, 2026 at 3:46 PM
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paradoxically, the minute you accept a job as a pundit, you become unqualified for it. this is because punditry belongs in dive bars and union meetings and the like. the only good pundit is some mouthy fuck with nothing to lose
January 22, 2026 at 3:34 PM
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January 21, 2026 at 7:42 PM