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"Food" Thoyd

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"Food" Thoyd @spaceplans.bsky.social · Jun 2

Me trying to remember the word "bluegrass"

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"Food" Thoyd @spaceplans.bsky.social · 1m

Noted hypebeast

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I can't risk getting escorted out of Olive Garden again, it'll be my third strike

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lol

"Food" Thoyd @spaceplans.bsky.social · 20m

Hate when I find something nice to wear but know I'll never find the right occasion for it

FB Marketplace listing for a denim jacket with an image of the twin towers engulfed in flames emblazoned on the front. It is priced at $160.

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"Food" Thoyd @spaceplans.bsky.social · 4h

A neat new Gmail feature is it adding phantom events to my calendar because I got an obvious spam email with a date in it and it assumed that must be an important meeting I don't want to miss

Google calendar event for "Your Hello Package has passed validation"

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"Food" Thoyd @spaceplans.bsky.social · 4h

Every encounter with another human I've ever had has somehow resulted in me being both a brave hero and a mistreated victim. Don't worry though, I'm normal and can be trusted to interpret the law impartially.

Chris Geidner @chrisgeidner.bsky.social · 4h

JUSTICE AMY CONEY BARRETT:

“Being a conservative woman in a law school, particularly, takes a lot of courage and independence, and in many ways shows more feminism than just falling into some predetermined vision of what a woman should be.”

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Star Trek Minus Context @nocontexttrek1.bsky.social · 7h

Star Trek The Next Generation scene. We're in Picard's ready room. Picard is sitting like a normal guy at a desk in his uniform and across him is a hoighty toighty looking Vulcan lady with a tall hat and some fancy official looking clothing and accessories sitting across from him. Standing with hands resting on the 3rd chair is Mr. Data, in uniform.
Closed caption reads, "Mr. Data, based"

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"Food" Thoyd @spaceplans.bsky.social · 23h

Facebook is leaking

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"Food" Thoyd @spaceplans.bsky.social · 1d

No one appears to even be entertaining the notion of "what if it flops and takes this precariously top-heavy industry with it" because that would simply not do. We put all our eggs in this basket, surely the basket would not betray us.

"Food" Thoyd @spaceplans.bsky.social · 1d

GTA continues to get delayed while every other publisher is shuffling their shit around to avoid releasing anything in the same window and every analyst is banking on it being the biggest thing ever and keeping the current console generation afloat. Probably fine.

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"Food" Thoyd @spaceplans.bsky.social · 1d

My favorite bit of Godsmack lore is that they very obviously lifted the name from an Alice In Chains song but their singer would deny it in interviews and even concocted an inane backstory about "God smacking" him with a cold sore as punishment for making fun of someone else's

lanyardigan @lanyardigan.bsky.social · 1d

Do you think when they named themselves Godsmack they knew the word gobsmack

"Food" Thoyd @spaceplans.bsky.social · 1d

In a touching tribute to Dick Cheney, Trump is going to make the guy who collapsed call a press conference to apologize for it

"Food" Thoyd @spaceplans.bsky.social · 1d

To be clear for anyone interested, this is the "GWP" (gift with purchase) that they offer through lego.com and only do in limited quantities that tend to go quickly. You'll need to be quick on the draw when the Enterprise set goes live if you want it.

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"Food" Thoyd @spaceplans.bsky.social · 1d

I'm only human

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"Food" Thoyd @spaceplans.bsky.social · 1d

Riker comes with a trombone, Data comes with Spot and the bonus gift is Ro with a shuttlecraft. They're really trying to reel me in.

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"Food" Thoyd @spaceplans.bsky.social · 1d

lol Stancil's idiotic Slate profile rationalizing why he stays on Twitter got posted to r/technology and he's getting completely roasted. No one's buying what that fucking dweeb is selling

"Food" Thoyd @spaceplans.bsky.social · 1d

Totally uninspiring

"Food" Thoyd @spaceplans.bsky.social · 1d

Padres' new manager is younger than me. That feels illegal.

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"Food" Thoyd @spaceplans.bsky.social · 1d

Predator. Badlands.

Poster for the forthcoming Michael Jackson biopic

Poster for Deliver Me From Nowhere, the Bruce Springsteen biopic

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"Food" Thoyd @spaceplans.bsky.social · 1d

Stoked to tell my friend who has chronic lupus that all she needs to do is go vegan and "take care of herself."

We were not mean enough to these people.

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"Food" Thoyd @spaceplans.bsky.social · 1d

The Charmin Bears are getting shipped to Guantanamo

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"Food" Thoyd @spaceplans.bsky.social · 1d

That tracks, she seems to be the Crunchy Gen Xer Green Party type who probably has good intentions but lost the plot

"Food" Thoyd @spaceplans.bsky.social · 1d

From what I understand it's made from bamboo and the company's initial claims were about environmentally friendliness but convincing a bunch of crunchy ding dongs that Big Toilet Paper is giving them ass cancer is a more attention-getting marketing strategy so they focus on that now

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"Food" Thoyd @spaceplans.bsky.social · 1d

She must have been so stoked reading the Bugonia script

"Food" Thoyd @spaceplans.bsky.social · Jun 14

My wife was telling me about an ad she got with Alicia Silverstone shilling some "natural" toilet paper and my first thought was "oh I bet she's a RFK freak." Sure enough!

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