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woke stifler

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i write about video games for the website “Mashable dot com” and hold several NBA records

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woke stifler @yelix.bsky.social · Jan 26

if you saw my post on the discover feed, no you fucking didn’t

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Designer Hasan @designer4hasand.bsky.social · Mar 17

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Abo jameel2 @engmohamedabojamel.bsky.social · 1h

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woke stifler @yelix.bsky.social · 11h

chiefs got through the hard part of the schedule at .500, i’ll take it man

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woke stifler @yelix.bsky.social · 11h

it’s SO funny, i love that movie

woke stifler @yelix.bsky.social · 11h

I love Larry Fishburne’s big moving chair

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woke stifler @yelix.bsky.social · 11h

this offense plus rashee rice might really be something

woke stifler @yelix.bsky.social · 12h

I’m just glad chiefs games are entertaining again

woke stifler @yelix.bsky.social · 12h

mahomes is playing really really well this year

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woke stifler @yelix.bsky.social · 13h

their three losses were by a combined 9 points and he’s missed 38 kicks this year (approximate estimate)

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woke stifler @yelix.bsky.social · 13h

you have to cut butker man

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woke stifler @yelix.bsky.social · 14h

the chiefs extreme lack of pass rush is probably the main reason why they’re 2-3

woke stifler @yelix.bsky.social · 14h

also just so we’re clear: go Mariners

woke stifler @yelix.bsky.social · 14h

i’ve seen them win three super bowls, they can’t hurt me anymore

woke stifler @yelix.bsky.social · 14h

i have taken a weapons-grade edible and it’s time to watch the Kansas City Chiefs

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woke stifler @yelix.bsky.social · 16h

i’m not optimistic about the chiefs tonight, for obvious reasons

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woke stifler @yelix.bsky.social · 16h

i’ve seen enough of the 2025 bengals man

woke stifler @yelix.bsky.social · 18h

video games used to be Bullet Witch

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woke stifler @yelix.bsky.social · 18h

the idea of Starting QB Dillon Gabriel is really hard to take seriously when you see him on a field next to NFL-sized athletes

woke stifler @yelix.bsky.social · 18h

Rizzler’s Lament

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woke stifler @yelix.bsky.social · 20h

Penn State head coach Urban Meyer

woke stifler @yelix.bsky.social · 20h

It’s time. RETVRN

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woke stifler @yelix.bsky.social · 20h

i did NOT think they would do this before the offseason but losing two straight games as 20pt favorites is some “rip the bandaid off immediately” shit

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woke stifler @yelix.bsky.social · 20h

haaaaaa

Andrew Hammond @ahamm.bsky.social · 20h

Per Pete Thamel, Penn State has fired James Franklin

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woke stifler @yelix.bsky.social · 21h

justin fields has been mismanaged throughout his career but also i think he’s just bad

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woke stifler @yelix.bsky.social · 22h

Jake Sully is like Goku, there are like 8 different playable variants of him. summoning Payakan is someone’s ultimate move