woke stifler
@yelix.bsky.social
i write about video games for the website “Mashable dot com” and hold several NBA records
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woke stifler
@yelix.bsky.social
· Jan 26
if you saw my post on the discover feed, no you fucking didn’t
that’s as bad as any of the calls the chiefs got last year
November 17, 2025 at 4:29 AM
that’s as bad as any of the calls the chiefs got last year
[looking at a picture of santa claus] homie’s got that shit on!
November 17, 2025 at 2:44 AM
[looking at a picture of santa claus] homie’s got that shit on!
i’m looking at a list of regional American dishes and fuck anyone who says American food is bad man, we’re doing amazing things over here
November 17, 2025 at 2:10 AM
i’m looking at a list of regional American dishes and fuck anyone who says American food is bad man, we’re doing amazing things over here
JJ McCarthy becoming a high first round pick should be a case study in the power of misinformation and propaganda
November 17, 2025 at 1:14 AM
JJ McCarthy becoming a high first round pick should be a case study in the power of misinformation and propaganda
there are certain times that call for a two-liter of soda but generally i think it’s by far the worst way to drink soda
November 17, 2025 at 12:57 AM
there are certain times that call for a two-liter of soda but generally i think it’s by far the worst way to drink soda
gg broncos. chiefs aren’t making the playoffs this year. disappointing but whatever
November 17, 2025 at 12:36 AM
gg broncos. chiefs aren’t making the playoffs this year. disappointing but whatever
getting beaten on a game winning drive by Bo Nix is going to cause me like 15 minutes of psychic damage
November 17, 2025 at 12:24 AM
getting beaten on a game winning drive by Bo Nix is going to cause me like 15 minutes of psychic damage
the number of penalties on KC today coming out of a bye week is unacceptable man
November 16, 2025 at 11:55 PM
the number of penalties on KC today coming out of a bye week is unacceptable man
yeah this game’s over. chiefs are very much still a work in progress but it’s too late to be one of those
November 16, 2025 at 11:25 PM
yeah this game’s over. chiefs are very much still a work in progress but it’s too late to be one of those
has anyone ever actually gotten a nosebleed from seeing a hot lady or does that only happen in anime
November 16, 2025 at 10:01 PM
has anyone ever actually gotten a nosebleed from seeing a hot lady or does that only happen in anime
i do not think the chiefs are going to win today
November 16, 2025 at 9:32 PM
i do not think the chiefs are going to win today
Mets fans feel free to keep scrolling, everyone else here you go youtu.be/6hYry9F2QRM?...
November 16, 2025 at 4:51 PM
Mets fans feel free to keep scrolling, everyone else here you go youtu.be/6hYry9F2QRM?...
there was a big run on receivers in the 2024 NFL draft between picks 28 and 37 and i never would have guessed ladd mcconkey would be the best of them
November 16, 2025 at 4:35 PM
there was a big run on receivers in the 2024 NFL draft between picks 28 and 37 and i never would have guessed ladd mcconkey would be the best of them
i don’t think any active pro athlete has a more embarrassing set of nicknames than Joe Burrow
November 16, 2025 at 3:57 PM
i don’t think any active pro athlete has a more embarrassing set of nicknames than Joe Burrow
i love art, i enjoy art all the time and it matters to me, but i just don’t think i have whatever the brain cell is that makes people go into an emotional crisis when a new entry in a series they like is disappointing. it’s fine! life goes on!
November 16, 2025 at 3:31 PM
i love art, i enjoy art all the time and it matters to me, but i just don’t think i have whatever the brain cell is that makes people go into an emotional crisis when a new entry in a series they like is disappointing. it’s fine! life goes on!
i feel bad for what happened to Oregon State and Washington State wrt realignment but their weird current state of existence where they’re technically in a conference that doesn’t actually exist and they just play whoever they feel like every week is awesome
November 16, 2025 at 4:33 AM
i feel bad for what happened to Oregon State and Washington State wrt realignment but their weird current state of existence where they’re technically in a conference that doesn’t actually exist and they just play whoever they feel like every week is awesome
gamers of the night roll call
November 16, 2025 at 4:00 AM
gamers of the night roll call
i feel like at least one person would get mad at me if i posted my personal ranking of the dragon age games
November 16, 2025 at 3:16 AM
i feel like at least one person would get mad at me if i posted my personal ranking of the dragon age games
Pluribus rocks because it posits that rock bottom for an artist is writing booktok shit
November 16, 2025 at 2:19 AM
Pluribus rocks because it posits that rock bottom for an artist is writing booktok shit
there are always so many beautiful women on the train
November 16, 2025 at 1:08 AM
there are always so many beautiful women on the train
it’s fucked up that Winding-Refn is there but Kojima isn’t
Scanning the crowd at that Pope Leo film thing at the Vatican. Spike Lee and Cate Blanchett sure, but front row seat for Dario Argento 💥...
November 16, 2025 at 1:01 AM
it’s fucked up that Winding-Refn is there but Kojima isn’t
just saw this in 35mm. wonderful stuff
November 16, 2025 at 12:30 AM
just saw this in 35mm. wonderful stuff