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Dave "Commissions Available" Clarke
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Im an illustrator, you can see my work at Daveclarke.artstation.com. I'm available for commissions, just send me a DM
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If you use GMail, AI (Gemini) was turned on yesterday by default and now scans all of your content for machine learning. To turn off, go to Settings>General and scroll down. Uncheck the box for "Smart features."

There's other "Smart" add-ons as well, but that's the one that reads your content.
November 20, 2025 at 5:32 PM
I know that "even the CIA couldn't torture this out of me" is overplayed but if ever a situation called for it
November 18, 2025 at 1:46 PM
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See, look, U.S.A., it's this easy

(and should have been done immediately upon the knowledge that these cheats and grifters were STEALING our work)
November 11, 2025 at 12:17 AM
In 2016 the American people were given the choice of which of Bill Clinton's sexual partners gets to run the country.
November 15, 2025 at 10:25 AM
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steam is apparently allowing "this game had AI in it that it didn't disclose" as a valid return statement, so if you or anyone you know actually paid $70 for slop, get that money back
November 15, 2025 at 9:10 AM
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Well, it's a little clearer now why billionaires are so invested in technology that produces better written emails.
November 12, 2025 at 10:23 PM
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second verse on this is one of the funniest things i've ever heard
November 9, 2025 at 3:10 PM
I passed my driving test and have been on a few little drives by myself. It's nice.
November 12, 2025 at 9:17 AM
Bigger issue for a new James Bond movie is convincing audiences that a British intelligence agent would be trying to thwart an eccentric tech weirdo with a bizarre and evil technology rather than trying to lure them to the country with tax breaks.
James Bond’s death in No Time to Die is causing a nightmare for the next film. Writers are stuck because Bond “was blown to pieces.”

Anthony Horowitz, author of three 007 novels, says:

“You can't have him wake up in shower and saying it was all a dream."

radaronline.com/p/james-bond...
November 11, 2025 at 11:39 PM
The Klingons had the same relationship with gagh as Australians do with vegemite: it has limited niche appeal but it's endlessly fascinating to have outsiders eat it and be disgusted by it
November 11, 2025 at 4:55 AM
Not many american fans realise that in Britain and Australia "Jojos Bizarre Adventure" is called Joe's Odd Outing
November 10, 2025 at 10:40 AM
When asked to describe the assailant the victim said he looked like "a bad culture fit"
November 8, 2025 at 12:46 PM
One of the more legit looking phishing attempts I've seen. Stay safe out there people.
November 8, 2025 at 3:47 AM
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My favorite comment on the FT story
November 6, 2025 at 7:49 PM
Feels weird having to say this, but people dunking on the TV show Parks and Rec is not a sign of the political left's weakness. People dunking on Bojack Horseman is tho.
November 5, 2025 at 11:57 PM
Tfw no aloof wife 😭
[the NY Post scrambling to make a last-ditch scandal:]

"umm, uhhh, his aloof wife Rama Duwaji secretly ran the campaign"
November 4, 2025 at 2:58 AM
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I am the very model of an ancient trunkless leg of stone,
My shattered visage lies half buried with a sandy sneering frown,
The sculptor carved my arrogance upon these broken lifeless things,
My name is Ozymandias, the self-describèd King of Kings!
October 30, 2025 at 12:49 PM
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October 17, 2025 at 9:14 PM
A better world is possible
Podcasts are now illegal in China
October 29, 2025 at 11:06 PM
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October 29, 2025 at 5:40 AM
Telling Americans about 5 day test match cricket to break their spirits
October 28, 2025 at 7:46 AM
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friend shared this, immediately updated my settings
October 27, 2025 at 4:28 PM
Guy who's nuetral-to-negative on AI but got convinced by this video. "Yeah battlefield 6 is alright, but it has too much object permanence for my liking"
Oh my god some fucking tech dingdong posted this on Twitter with the caption "AI games are going to be amazing" totally seriously, you have to watch it. You have to. In full screen.
October 24, 2025 at 11:13 PM
The cover I did is now up :) Also I'm available for commissions, check my bio to see my other work.
COMING SOON: David Shen is a hotshot cop with a dangerous white whale case: the most dangerous assassin in the world, who saved his life while he worked undercover. When he falls in love with Lily Koster, a girl who is much more than she appears, he gets much closer to the case than he ever imagined
October 19, 2025 at 1:45 AM