schweg, but festive
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can't interact/post directly from @schweg.xyz anymore since it's bridged from mastodon... so i guess i'm here now?
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Does anyone know where the thing I’m looking for is? Also, do you know what the thing is?
January 1, 2026 at 4:32 PM
Does anyone know where the thing I’m looking for is? Also, do you know what the thing is?
happy new year, not central time zone
January 1, 2026 at 5:09 AM
happy new year, not central time zone
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Just watched the new Knives Out and I think it's really important you know that the scene in the Seminary's Gym is filmed in the same place Rick Astley filmed the music video for Never Gonna Give You Up.
I saw the window tracery and immediately made my friends pause the film so I could tell them.
I saw the window tracery and immediately made my friends pause the film so I could tell them.
December 29, 2025 at 1:11 PM
Just watched the new Knives Out and I think it's really important you know that the scene in the Seminary's Gym is filmed in the same place Rick Astley filmed the music video for Never Gonna Give You Up.
I saw the window tracery and immediately made my friends pause the film so I could tell them.
I saw the window tracery and immediately made my friends pause the film so I could tell them.
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Me after noticing a slight change in someone’s energy towards me
December 29, 2025 at 9:52 PM
Me after noticing a slight change in someone’s energy towards me
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this world is trash, which is why i will be giving my 3 year old daughter a bazooka
December 29, 2025 at 7:04 PM
this world is trash, which is why i will be giving my 3 year old daughter a bazooka
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playing doctor with my 6yo daughter and she just informed me that the medicine she’s prescribing me is “flavor blasted”
December 29, 2025 at 5:09 PM
playing doctor with my 6yo daughter and she just informed me that the medicine she’s prescribing me is “flavor blasted”
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How a bigger-looking butt could be a sneaky sign of autism and ADHD
How a bigger-looking butt could be a sneaky sign of autism and ADHD
Your backside might reveal a thing or two about your brain.
nypost.com
December 26, 2025 at 12:01 PM
How a bigger-looking butt could be a sneaky sign of autism and ADHD
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Oh I see The View now has a yaoi segment
December 22, 2025 at 3:14 AM
Oh I see The View now has a yaoi segment
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in 2026 i resolve to get even sleepier
December 23, 2025 at 11:40 PM
in 2026 i resolve to get even sleepier
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this was the deepest laugh I’ve had in weeks. thank you.
Someone paid $600 for a Ric Flair cameo and it went exactly as you would expect
December 24, 2025 at 8:35 AM
this was the deepest laugh I’ve had in weeks. thank you.
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the hills have ayes but the mountains have more nays so the motion will likely not pass
December 24, 2025 at 1:43 AM
the hills have ayes but the mountains have more nays so the motion will likely not pass
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they should invent Online but the opposite
December 23, 2025 at 11:11 PM
they should invent Online but the opposite
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banning goatse? you mean covering the spread?
December 22, 2025 at 2:41 PM
banning goatse? you mean covering the spread?
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I take back all my criticisms, this is an incredible article solely for this single sentence
December 23, 2025 at 10:44 PM
I take back all my criticisms, this is an incredible article solely for this single sentence
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… I hardly know her!!
December 23, 2025 at 2:23 PM
… I hardly know her!!
8 minutes until i have 5 days off and i'm vibrating with anticipation
December 23, 2025 at 10:52 PM
8 minutes until i have 5 days off and i'm vibrating with anticipation
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a seasonal cuban sandwich served with chim-chimminny-chim-chimminny-chim-chimchurri sauce
December 23, 2025 at 10:50 PM
a seasonal cuban sandwich served with chim-chimminny-chim-chimminny-chim-chimchurri sauce
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just hasnt been the same since we all died
December 23, 2025 at 10:43 PM
just hasnt been the same since we all died
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MAH BALLS lookit em
December 23, 2025 at 2:41 AM
MAH BALLS lookit em
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need a platform fighter literally yesterday
assembling a team of all the mr. men for 2026 like I'm nick fury
December 23, 2025 at 10:38 PM
need a platform fighter literally yesterday
will i ever regain all my moots? unlikely
do i care? vaguely
do i care? vaguely
December 23, 2025 at 10:38 PM
will i ever regain all my moots? unlikely
do i care? vaguely
do i care? vaguely