Samantha Burns
@cheesecakechik.bsky.social
Rhaya Feoreil on FFXIV, WHM extraordinaire
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My parents bought a used Christmas tree as theirs is getting a bit old and the fun thing about this (new? new-ish? New to them?) tree is none of the lights work so I have been tasked with removing the lights.
I can only do so much at a time before my hands and arms get all scratched up and bloodied
I can only do so much at a time before my hands and arms get all scratched up and bloodied
December 8, 2025 at 7:18 PM
My parents bought a used Christmas tree as theirs is getting a bit old and the fun thing about this (new? new-ish? New to them?) tree is none of the lights work so I have been tasked with removing the lights.
I can only do so much at a time before my hands and arms get all scratched up and bloodied
I can only do so much at a time before my hands and arms get all scratched up and bloodied
is the hero in the story his bad immune system?
Like osmosis jones style but osmosis jones sucks at his job and we’re all rooting for the germ?
Like osmosis jones style but osmosis jones sucks at his job and we’re all rooting for the germ?
December 8, 2025 at 6:41 PM
is the hero in the story his bad immune system?
Like osmosis jones style but osmosis jones sucks at his job and we’re all rooting for the germ?
Like osmosis jones style but osmosis jones sucks at his job and we’re all rooting for the germ?
It’s probably because my favorite YouTube channel is two VCR repairmen
December 8, 2025 at 6:17 PM
It’s probably because my favorite YouTube channel is two VCR repairmen
LETS GO ANNE FRANK HAS WHITE PRIVILEGE 2.0 BABYYYYY
December 8, 2025 at 2:35 PM
LETS GO ANNE FRANK HAS WHITE PRIVILEGE 2.0 BABYYYYY
The radium alternative health fad was so cool lmao
They literally sold shit that was dangerously radioactive and was like “put this under your scrotum” and wear it at night
It will make your dick work
Gimme $1000
They literally sold shit that was dangerously radioactive and was like “put this under your scrotum” and wear it at night
It will make your dick work
Gimme $1000
December 8, 2025 at 5:14 AM
The radium alternative health fad was so cool lmao
They literally sold shit that was dangerously radioactive and was like “put this under your scrotum” and wear it at night
It will make your dick work
Gimme $1000
They literally sold shit that was dangerously radioactive and was like “put this under your scrotum” and wear it at night
It will make your dick work
Gimme $1000
turns out Achilles had two weaknesses
(His heel and where he got jabbed by the ‘Rona vaccine)
(His heel and where he got jabbed by the ‘Rona vaccine)
December 8, 2025 at 3:14 AM
turns out Achilles had two weaknesses
(His heel and where he got jabbed by the ‘Rona vaccine)
(His heel and where he got jabbed by the ‘Rona vaccine)
Reposted by Samantha Burns
[sees elite athlete tear achilles tendon]
VAXXED???
VAXXED???
December 8, 2025 at 2:32 AM
[sees elite athlete tear achilles tendon]
VAXXED???
VAXXED???
it is fascinating to watch a T&S head repeatedly shoot himself in the foot by directly replying to people in snarky, mean-spirited ways.
I do not care how rude the person you’re replying to was or how justified you feel in your snark- THIS IS YOUR LITERAL JOB TO HANDLE IT PROFESSIONALLY
I do not care how rude the person you’re replying to was or how justified you feel in your snark- THIS IS YOUR LITERAL JOB TO HANDLE IT PROFESSIONALLY
December 8, 2025 at 2:42 AM
it is fascinating to watch a T&S head repeatedly shoot himself in the foot by directly replying to people in snarky, mean-spirited ways.
I do not care how rude the person you’re replying to was or how justified you feel in your snark- THIS IS YOUR LITERAL JOB TO HANDLE IT PROFESSIONALLY
I do not care how rude the person you’re replying to was or how justified you feel in your snark- THIS IS YOUR LITERAL JOB TO HANDLE IT PROFESSIONALLY
Reposted by Samantha Burns
This is why I love reading Yelp reviews. The reviews have some pure gold.
April 11, 2024 at 11:54 PM
This is why I love reading Yelp reviews. The reviews have some pure gold.
Spiritual punishment for my great grandfather that his great granddaughter has an autistic passion about pseudoscience and calling out medical quackery
I found out very recently that my great grandfather was a chiropractor, and so I feel it’s more important for me than it ever was before to warn people about the quackery that is chiropractic medicine
December 7, 2025 at 8:22 PM
Spiritual punishment for my great grandfather that his great granddaughter has an autistic passion about pseudoscience and calling out medical quackery
Reposted by Samantha Burns
every time I tell someone that chiropractic originated from a dude who was buddies with a ghost doctor who in the spiritual realm taught him chiropractic and then he cured someone’s deafness, they think I’m joking. but I’m not.
Believe that by doing spinal manipulations, you release the naturally stored healing essence that your body produces and can target it to cure literally everything?
Welcome to the world of D. D Palmer, and his spooky ghost friend, Dr. Atkinson, who from beyond the grave taught him chiropractic!
Welcome to the world of D. D Palmer, and his spooky ghost friend, Dr. Atkinson, who from beyond the grave taught him chiropractic!
April 9, 2025 at 1:40 AM
every time I tell someone that chiropractic originated from a dude who was buddies with a ghost doctor who in the spiritual realm taught him chiropractic and then he cured someone’s deafness, they think I’m joking. but I’m not.
Not enough people know that chiropractic was founded by a guy and his spooky ghost doctor friend lol
Wow it’s almost like the pseudoscience founded by a quack in the 19h century (who claimed that a ghost taught him how to manipulate bones) might have a lot in common with the brainworms-and-raw milk crowd.
How Chiropractors Became the Backbone of MAHA
Why they love Robert F. Kennedy Jr. — and he loves them.
www.politico.com
December 7, 2025 at 8:15 PM
Not enough people know that chiropractic was founded by a guy and his spooky ghost doctor friend lol
me when the hot cocoa took the “hot” part a bit too literally
anyways now I’ve got a burnt tongue
anyways now I’ve got a burnt tongue
December 7, 2025 at 7:25 PM
me when the hot cocoa took the “hot” part a bit too literally
anyways now I’ve got a burnt tongue
anyways now I’ve got a burnt tongue
The quotes and replies on this post are fucking radioactively racist
Which like I said “damn, that’s really racist!” More than just what’s being shown here lol
Which like I said “damn, that’s really racist!” More than just what’s being shown here lol
December 7, 2025 at 8:24 AM
The quotes and replies on this post are fucking radioactively racist
Which like I said “damn, that’s really racist!” More than just what’s being shown here lol
Which like I said “damn, that’s really racist!” More than just what’s being shown here lol
Yesterday I learned that it’s probably not a good idea to stare at a moving ceiling fan while lying down after drinking two glasses of wine lmao
The vertigo hit HARD
The vertigo hit HARD
December 7, 2025 at 2:01 AM
Yesterday I learned that it’s probably not a good idea to stare at a moving ceiling fan while lying down after drinking two glasses of wine lmao
The vertigo hit HARD
The vertigo hit HARD
less judgemental to who exactly
…is it Charlie Kirk? It’s probably Charlie Kirk’s rotting corpse isn’t it?
…is it Charlie Kirk? It’s probably Charlie Kirk’s rotting corpse isn’t it?
California Governor Gavin Newsom said on Thursday that the Democratic Party needed to be “more culturally normal” and “less judgmental.”
December 7, 2025 at 1:50 AM
less judgemental to who exactly
…is it Charlie Kirk? It’s probably Charlie Kirk’s rotting corpse isn’t it?
…is it Charlie Kirk? It’s probably Charlie Kirk’s rotting corpse isn’t it?
A. does this woman think Jews care about Sundays???
B. yeah Jewish law has this fun little loophole called “ignore everything to do what’s needed to stay alive and/or save lives”
C. That loophole very clearly does not mean “ignore everything to randomly air strike people and kill them”
B. yeah Jewish law has this fun little loophole called “ignore everything to do what’s needed to stay alive and/or save lives”
C. That loophole very clearly does not mean “ignore everything to randomly air strike people and kill them”
She compares the boat strikes to Jesus breaking the sabbath to heal someone.
December 6, 2025 at 10:49 PM
A. does this woman think Jews care about Sundays???
B. yeah Jewish law has this fun little loophole called “ignore everything to do what’s needed to stay alive and/or save lives”
C. That loophole very clearly does not mean “ignore everything to randomly air strike people and kill them”
B. yeah Jewish law has this fun little loophole called “ignore everything to do what’s needed to stay alive and/or save lives”
C. That loophole very clearly does not mean “ignore everything to randomly air strike people and kill them”
oh great, just a little ozone therapy promotion, what could go wrong!
(FYI: Ozone is incredibly dangerous and deadly)
(FYI: Ozone is incredibly dangerous and deadly)
December 6, 2025 at 6:53 PM
oh great, just a little ozone therapy promotion, what could go wrong!
(FYI: Ozone is incredibly dangerous and deadly)
(FYI: Ozone is incredibly dangerous and deadly)
Substack that’s good friends with a Leo Frank truther is easy on the Nazi candidate? Shocking!
Oysterman Graham Platner Is Leading the Maine Senate Primary by 20 Points: New Poll: zeteo.com/p/graham-pla...
Oysterman Graham Platner Is Leading the Maine Senate Primary by 20 Points: New Poll
The populist candidate isn’t just weathering scandals – he has a massive lead in the state's Dem primary, according to a new poll.
zeteo.com
December 6, 2025 at 5:10 AM
Substack that’s good friends with a Leo Frank truther is easy on the Nazi candidate? Shocking!
WAIT IS THIS THE FUCKING GAMBLING THING I SAW ADVERTISED ON FOX NEWS FROM THE GUY’S PHONE INFRONT OF ME ON THE PLANE WHERE IT CLAIMED YOU COULD BET ON IF CLIMATE CHANGE IS REAL???
"Soon, CNN will run live odds on world events where its viewers can gamble on them in real time on their smartphones."
CNN Partners With a Gambling App That Lets You Wager on Starvation in Gaza
The app company’s two biggest investors are also heavily invested in the Israeli military.
truthout.org
December 6, 2025 at 12:18 AM
WAIT IS THIS THE FUCKING GAMBLING THING I SAW ADVERTISED ON FOX NEWS FROM THE GUY’S PHONE INFRONT OF ME ON THE PLANE WHERE IT CLAIMED YOU COULD BET ON IF CLIMATE CHANGE IS REAL???
unlike what the name implies, this is apparently an app for coffee lovers
I love this for them
I love this for them
wtf this is a real app actually called this
December 5, 2025 at 3:08 AM
unlike what the name implies, this is apparently an app for coffee lovers
I love this for them
I love this for them
Reposted by Samantha Burns
wtf this is a real app actually called this
December 5, 2025 at 2:43 AM
wtf this is a real app actually called this
mayor promises to treat homeless people like people in groundbreaking progress towards equality lol
NEW: Mayor-elect Zohran Mamdani said Thursday he will not continue sweeps of homeless encampments — which city data shows have not yielded any permanent or supportive-housing referrals in more than a year.
www.thecity.nyc/2025/12/04/m...
www.thecity.nyc/2025/12/04/m...
Mamdani Vows to Sweep Out Crackdowns on Homeless Camps
City numbers show that sweeps started under Mayor Eric Adams have not delivered on referrals for housing in more than a year.
www.thecity.nyc
December 5, 2025 at 1:39 AM
mayor promises to treat homeless people like people in groundbreaking progress towards equality lol
me every time I say that zio is a slur
Someone: wow, you think Zionist is a slur???
NO I literally disclaimer it every time because people are really fucking dumb when it comes to this specifically
Someone: wow, you think Zionist is a slur???
NO I literally disclaimer it every time because people are really fucking dumb when it comes to this specifically
December 4, 2025 at 11:40 PM
me every time I say that zio is a slur
Someone: wow, you think Zionist is a slur???
NO I literally disclaimer it every time because people are really fucking dumb when it comes to this specifically
Someone: wow, you think Zionist is a slur???
NO I literally disclaimer it every time because people are really fucking dumb when it comes to this specifically
Trekkies everywhere have been wondering “what if CW made a Star Trek show?!”
Well, wonder no more!
Well, wonder no more!
🚨 BREAKING - New Star Trek: #StarfleetAcademy Poster!
The first season of the new #StarTrek live-action series premieres January 15th on Paramount+
🖖 Will YOU be watching?
The first season of the new #StarTrek live-action series premieres January 15th on Paramount+
🖖 Will YOU be watching?
December 4, 2025 at 10:33 PM
Trekkies everywhere have been wondering “what if CW made a Star Trek show?!”
Well, wonder no more!
Well, wonder no more!