Samantha Burns
@cheesecakechik.bsky.social
Rhaya Feoreil on FFXIV, WHM extraordinaire
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FLQ-ass province
i do not think this man can actually seriously govern a diverse Quebec and/or unify the province enough to successfully leave confederation
www.cbc.ca/news/canada/...
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December 9, 2025 at 6:30 PM
FLQ-ass province
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this is literally what i live for, y’all
December 9, 2025 at 6:24 PM
this is literally what i live for, y’all
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Currently trying to not break out laughing while in watercolor class because I don’t have it in me to try and explain what I’m laughing at to a group of white Texans
@horsedisc.bsky.social is a racist masquerading as a black person so speak ignorantly on issues pertaining to our community
December 9, 2025 at 5:56 PM
Currently trying to not break out laughing while in watercolor class because I don’t have it in me to try and explain what I’m laughing at to a group of white Texans
…you actually *don’t* have to hand it to the war on terror lol
America got “the president is killing terrorists, don’t question it” in the 2000s too. But unlike now:
-The US had been attacked
-Al Qaeda was a terrorist group and planned more attacks
-They were in areas the US military did not freely operate, where arrest was risky
-Congress authorized the action
-The US had been attacked
-Al Qaeda was a terrorist group and planned more attacks
-They were in areas the US military did not freely operate, where arrest was risky
-Congress authorized the action
December 9, 2025 at 5:02 PM
…you actually *don’t* have to hand it to the war on terror lol
My parents bought a used Christmas tree as theirs is getting a bit old and the fun thing about this (new? new-ish? New to them?) tree is none of the lights work so I have been tasked with removing the lights.
I can only do so much at a time before my hands and arms get all scratched up and bloodied
I can only do so much at a time before my hands and arms get all scratched up and bloodied
December 8, 2025 at 7:18 PM
My parents bought a used Christmas tree as theirs is getting a bit old and the fun thing about this (new? new-ish? New to them?) tree is none of the lights work so I have been tasked with removing the lights.
I can only do so much at a time before my hands and arms get all scratched up and bloodied
I can only do so much at a time before my hands and arms get all scratched up and bloodied
is the hero in the story his bad immune system?
Like osmosis jones style but osmosis jones sucks at his job and we’re all rooting for the germ?
Like osmosis jones style but osmosis jones sucks at his job and we’re all rooting for the germ?
December 8, 2025 at 6:41 PM
is the hero in the story his bad immune system?
Like osmosis jones style but osmosis jones sucks at his job and we’re all rooting for the germ?
Like osmosis jones style but osmosis jones sucks at his job and we’re all rooting for the germ?
It’s probably because my favorite YouTube channel is two VCR repairmen
December 8, 2025 at 6:17 PM
It’s probably because my favorite YouTube channel is two VCR repairmen
LETS GO ANNE FRANK HAS WHITE PRIVILEGE 2.0 BABYYYYY
December 8, 2025 at 2:35 PM
LETS GO ANNE FRANK HAS WHITE PRIVILEGE 2.0 BABYYYYY
The radium alternative health fad was so cool lmao
They literally sold shit that was dangerously radioactive and was like “put this under your scrotum” and wear it at night
It will make your dick work
Gimme $1000
They literally sold shit that was dangerously radioactive and was like “put this under your scrotum” and wear it at night
It will make your dick work
Gimme $1000
December 8, 2025 at 5:14 AM
The radium alternative health fad was so cool lmao
They literally sold shit that was dangerously radioactive and was like “put this under your scrotum” and wear it at night
It will make your dick work
Gimme $1000
They literally sold shit that was dangerously radioactive and was like “put this under your scrotum” and wear it at night
It will make your dick work
Gimme $1000
turns out Achilles had two weaknesses
(His heel and where he got jabbed by the ‘Rona vaccine)
(His heel and where he got jabbed by the ‘Rona vaccine)
December 8, 2025 at 3:14 AM
turns out Achilles had two weaknesses
(His heel and where he got jabbed by the ‘Rona vaccine)
(His heel and where he got jabbed by the ‘Rona vaccine)
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[sees elite athlete tear achilles tendon]
VAXXED???
VAXXED???
December 8, 2025 at 2:32 AM
[sees elite athlete tear achilles tendon]
VAXXED???
VAXXED???
it is fascinating to watch a T&S head repeatedly shoot himself in the foot by directly replying to people in snarky, mean-spirited ways.
I do not care how rude the person you’re replying to was or how justified you feel in your snark- THIS IS YOUR LITERAL JOB TO HANDLE IT PROFESSIONALLY
I do not care how rude the person you’re replying to was or how justified you feel in your snark- THIS IS YOUR LITERAL JOB TO HANDLE IT PROFESSIONALLY
December 8, 2025 at 2:42 AM
it is fascinating to watch a T&S head repeatedly shoot himself in the foot by directly replying to people in snarky, mean-spirited ways.
I do not care how rude the person you’re replying to was or how justified you feel in your snark- THIS IS YOUR LITERAL JOB TO HANDLE IT PROFESSIONALLY
I do not care how rude the person you’re replying to was or how justified you feel in your snark- THIS IS YOUR LITERAL JOB TO HANDLE IT PROFESSIONALLY
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This is why I love reading Yelp reviews. The reviews have some pure gold.
April 11, 2024 at 11:54 PM
This is why I love reading Yelp reviews. The reviews have some pure gold.
Spiritual punishment for my great grandfather that his great granddaughter has an autistic passion about pseudoscience and calling out medical quackery
I found out very recently that my great grandfather was a chiropractor, and so I feel it’s more important for me than it ever was before to warn people about the quackery that is chiropractic medicine
December 7, 2025 at 8:22 PM
Spiritual punishment for my great grandfather that his great granddaughter has an autistic passion about pseudoscience and calling out medical quackery
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every time I tell someone that chiropractic originated from a dude who was buddies with a ghost doctor who in the spiritual realm taught him chiropractic and then he cured someone’s deafness, they think I’m joking. but I’m not.
Believe that by doing spinal manipulations, you release the naturally stored healing essence that your body produces and can target it to cure literally everything?
Welcome to the world of D. D Palmer, and his spooky ghost friend, Dr. Atkinson, who from beyond the grave taught him chiropractic!
Welcome to the world of D. D Palmer, and his spooky ghost friend, Dr. Atkinson, who from beyond the grave taught him chiropractic!
April 9, 2025 at 1:40 AM
every time I tell someone that chiropractic originated from a dude who was buddies with a ghost doctor who in the spiritual realm taught him chiropractic and then he cured someone’s deafness, they think I’m joking. but I’m not.
Not enough people know that chiropractic was founded by a guy and his spooky ghost doctor friend lol
Wow it’s almost like the pseudoscience founded by a quack in the 19h century (who claimed that a ghost taught him how to manipulate bones) might have a lot in common with the brainworms-and-raw milk crowd.
How Chiropractors Became the Backbone of MAHA
Why they love Robert F. Kennedy Jr. — and he loves them.
www.politico.com
December 7, 2025 at 8:15 PM
Not enough people know that chiropractic was founded by a guy and his spooky ghost doctor friend lol
me when the hot cocoa took the “hot” part a bit too literally
anyways now I’ve got a burnt tongue
anyways now I’ve got a burnt tongue
December 7, 2025 at 7:25 PM
me when the hot cocoa took the “hot” part a bit too literally
anyways now I’ve got a burnt tongue
anyways now I’ve got a burnt tongue
The quotes and replies on this post are fucking radioactively racist
Which like I said “damn, that’s really racist!” More than just what’s being shown here lol
Which like I said “damn, that’s really racist!” More than just what’s being shown here lol
December 7, 2025 at 8:24 AM
The quotes and replies on this post are fucking radioactively racist
Which like I said “damn, that’s really racist!” More than just what’s being shown here lol
Which like I said “damn, that’s really racist!” More than just what’s being shown here lol
Yesterday I learned that it’s probably not a good idea to stare at a moving ceiling fan while lying down after drinking two glasses of wine lmao
The vertigo hit HARD
The vertigo hit HARD
December 7, 2025 at 2:01 AM
Yesterday I learned that it’s probably not a good idea to stare at a moving ceiling fan while lying down after drinking two glasses of wine lmao
The vertigo hit HARD
The vertigo hit HARD
less judgemental to who exactly
…is it Charlie Kirk? It’s probably Charlie Kirk’s rotting corpse isn’t it?
…is it Charlie Kirk? It’s probably Charlie Kirk’s rotting corpse isn’t it?
California Governor Gavin Newsom said on Thursday that the Democratic Party needed to be “more culturally normal” and “less judgmental.”
December 7, 2025 at 1:50 AM
less judgemental to who exactly
…is it Charlie Kirk? It’s probably Charlie Kirk’s rotting corpse isn’t it?
…is it Charlie Kirk? It’s probably Charlie Kirk’s rotting corpse isn’t it?
A. does this woman think Jews care about Sundays???
B. yeah Jewish law has this fun little loophole called “ignore everything to do what’s needed to stay alive and/or save lives”
C. That loophole very clearly does not mean “ignore everything to randomly air strike people and kill them”
B. yeah Jewish law has this fun little loophole called “ignore everything to do what’s needed to stay alive and/or save lives”
C. That loophole very clearly does not mean “ignore everything to randomly air strike people and kill them”
She compares the boat strikes to Jesus breaking the sabbath to heal someone.
December 6, 2025 at 10:49 PM
A. does this woman think Jews care about Sundays???
B. yeah Jewish law has this fun little loophole called “ignore everything to do what’s needed to stay alive and/or save lives”
C. That loophole very clearly does not mean “ignore everything to randomly air strike people and kill them”
B. yeah Jewish law has this fun little loophole called “ignore everything to do what’s needed to stay alive and/or save lives”
C. That loophole very clearly does not mean “ignore everything to randomly air strike people and kill them”
oh great, just a little ozone therapy promotion, what could go wrong!
(FYI: Ozone is incredibly dangerous and deadly)
(FYI: Ozone is incredibly dangerous and deadly)
December 6, 2025 at 6:53 PM
oh great, just a little ozone therapy promotion, what could go wrong!
(FYI: Ozone is incredibly dangerous and deadly)
(FYI: Ozone is incredibly dangerous and deadly)
Substack that’s good friends with a Leo Frank truther is easy on the Nazi candidate? Shocking!
Oysterman Graham Platner Is Leading the Maine Senate Primary by 20 Points: New Poll: zeteo.com/p/graham-pla...
Oysterman Graham Platner Is Leading the Maine Senate Primary by 20 Points: New Poll
The populist candidate isn’t just weathering scandals – he has a massive lead in the state's Dem primary, according to a new poll.
zeteo.com
December 6, 2025 at 5:10 AM
Substack that’s good friends with a Leo Frank truther is easy on the Nazi candidate? Shocking!
WAIT IS THIS THE FUCKING GAMBLING THING I SAW ADVERTISED ON FOX NEWS FROM THE GUY’S PHONE INFRONT OF ME ON THE PLANE WHERE IT CLAIMED YOU COULD BET ON IF CLIMATE CHANGE IS REAL???
"Soon, CNN will run live odds on world events where its viewers can gamble on them in real time on their smartphones."
CNN Partners With a Gambling App That Lets You Wager on Starvation in Gaza
The app company’s two biggest investors are also heavily invested in the Israeli military.
truthout.org
December 6, 2025 at 12:18 AM
WAIT IS THIS THE FUCKING GAMBLING THING I SAW ADVERTISED ON FOX NEWS FROM THE GUY’S PHONE INFRONT OF ME ON THE PLANE WHERE IT CLAIMED YOU COULD BET ON IF CLIMATE CHANGE IS REAL???