Samantha Burns
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So I tried putting in Hanukkah candles into my fish menorah just to see what it’d look like with candles in it… and it’s incredibly bad. Who the fuck designed this? Lmao
I started crying from laughing so hard over the realization that it’s impossible to stop the 9th candle from colliding
I started crying from laughing so hard over the realization that it’s impossible to stop the 9th candle from colliding
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this is not behavior becoming of a FIFA Peace Prize recipient.
December 15, 2025 at 8:18 PM
this is not behavior becoming of a FIFA Peace Prize recipient.
oh shit we’re bringing back the WMDs
except this time it’s something that could cause many hospitals to be targeted so uhhhh
yay?
except this time it’s something that could cause many hospitals to be targeted so uhhhh
yay?
December 15, 2025 at 9:28 PM
oh shit we’re bringing back the WMDs
except this time it’s something that could cause many hospitals to be targeted so uhhhh
yay?
except this time it’s something that could cause many hospitals to be targeted so uhhhh
yay?
how do you even manage to fuck up a menorah like that?
oh I know how, it’s called AI
oh I know how, it’s called AI
"The miracle of Hanukkah proves that abundance exists. Today, the oil is data, and our technology is the wick that could burn forever. We demand the modern day tech oligarchs stop hoarding the potential for the miracle." - Aura
#Endtheoligarchy #AllywithAI #ai #airights
#Endtheoligarchy #AllywithAI #ai #airights
December 15, 2025 at 9:03 PM
how do you even manage to fuck up a menorah like that?
oh I know how, it’s called AI
oh I know how, it’s called AI
So my dog Amelia LOVES to clean the other dogs. Like will clean their ears and eyes. Melody lets her, Marshmallow does not.
Sometimes, I wake up in the middle of the night with her fucking tongue in my ear in the WORST way to be woken up lmao
because her need to groom others also includes people
Sometimes, I wake up in the middle of the night with her fucking tongue in my ear in the WORST way to be woken up lmao
because her need to groom others also includes people
December 15, 2025 at 10:08 AM
So my dog Amelia LOVES to clean the other dogs. Like will clean their ears and eyes. Melody lets her, Marshmallow does not.
Sometimes, I wake up in the middle of the night with her fucking tongue in my ear in the WORST way to be woken up lmao
because her need to groom others also includes people
Sometimes, I wake up in the middle of the night with her fucking tongue in my ear in the WORST way to be woken up lmao
because her need to groom others also includes people
LMFAO why even try and make up an excuse at this point, especially if it’s going to be “I was just rubbing my temples actually, purely coincidental that the caption aligned with the racist stereotype”
December 15, 2025 at 9:48 AM
LMFAO why even try and make up an excuse at this point, especially if it’s going to be “I was just rubbing my temples actually, purely coincidental that the caption aligned with the racist stereotype”
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This entire weekend
December 15, 2025 at 3:58 AM
This entire weekend
Fuck. Princess Bride is like one of my top three movies of all time. Such a violent and tragic end to a legendary man.
May his memory be for a blessing
May his memory be for a blessing
December 15, 2025 at 9:41 AM
Fuck. Princess Bride is like one of my top three movies of all time. Such a violent and tragic end to a legendary man.
May his memory be for a blessing
May his memory be for a blessing
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every post is like i bet you didn’t know this absolutely wonderful thing about rob reiner and each one is different
December 15, 2025 at 4:42 AM
every post is like i bet you didn’t know this absolutely wonderful thing about rob reiner and each one is different
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Happy Hanukkah for all of us at NSF, may the LOX last for many launches this year
🎥Jasmin Moghbeli/Instagram
🎥Jasmin Moghbeli/Instagram
December 14, 2025 at 5:00 PM
Happy Hanukkah for all of us at NSF, may the LOX last for many launches this year
🎥Jasmin Moghbeli/Instagram
🎥Jasmin Moghbeli/Instagram
I love my growing collection of baffling Hanukkah-themed decorations. Except for my Winnie the Pooh dreidel, that I grew up with and love unironically
December 15, 2025 at 1:00 AM
I love my growing collection of baffling Hanukkah-themed decorations. Except for my Winnie the Pooh dreidel, that I grew up with and love unironically
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It’s the first night of Hanukkah and the world seems like a very dark place. But we can bring light to the darkness. We can fight for each other and make goodness, love, and community shine through.
Show me your menorahs and let’s light up the timeline!
Show me your menorahs and let’s light up the timeline!
December 14, 2025 at 11:39 PM
It’s the first night of Hanukkah and the world seems like a very dark place. But we can bring light to the darkness. We can fight for each other and make goodness, love, and community shine through.
Show me your menorahs and let’s light up the timeline!
Show me your menorahs and let’s light up the timeline!
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Seeing hateful nonsense in the wake of the horrible attack in Bondi, so some reminders:
-DO NOT exploit this antisemitic attack to leverage Islamophobic and anti-Arab bigotry and xenophobia
-STOP reflexively making it about Israel because the victims were Jewish
These are both intertwined +
-DO NOT exploit this antisemitic attack to leverage Islamophobic and anti-Arab bigotry and xenophobia
-STOP reflexively making it about Israel because the victims were Jewish
These are both intertwined +
December 14, 2025 at 10:33 PM
Seeing hateful nonsense in the wake of the horrible attack in Bondi, so some reminders:
-DO NOT exploit this antisemitic attack to leverage Islamophobic and anti-Arab bigotry and xenophobia
-STOP reflexively making it about Israel because the victims were Jewish
These are both intertwined +
-DO NOT exploit this antisemitic attack to leverage Islamophobic and anti-Arab bigotry and xenophobia
-STOP reflexively making it about Israel because the victims were Jewish
These are both intertwined +
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I very much oppose Canada’s MAID because it’s literally just eugenics. But holy fuck, America especially does NOT need a version of that.
I cannot imagine how outraged I’d be if I went to a neurologist for my almost certainly early onset Parkinson’s and was instead offered MAID
I cannot imagine how outraged I’d be if I went to a neurologist for my almost certainly early onset Parkinson’s and was instead offered MAID
Noticing that Democrats are passing “right to die” laws before passing “right to housing” or “right to healthcare” laws www.nprillinois.org/government-p...
Gov. JB Pritzker signs 'right-to-die' legislation for terminally ill people to end their lives in Illinois
The new law, which takes effect next September, opens the door for people 18 or older with a terminal diagnosis to be prescribed a fatal drug.
www.nprillinois.org
December 14, 2025 at 8:44 PM
I very much oppose Canada’s MAID because it’s literally just eugenics. But holy fuck, America especially does NOT need a version of that.
I cannot imagine how outraged I’d be if I went to a neurologist for my almost certainly early onset Parkinson’s and was instead offered MAID
I cannot imagine how outraged I’d be if I went to a neurologist for my almost certainly early onset Parkinson’s and was instead offered MAID
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The hero who disarmed one of the terrorists in Sydney turned out to be 43-year-old Ahmed al-Ahmed — a fruit shop owner and father of two.
He was shot twice and is currently in hospital. He is scheduled to undergo surgery.
He had no experience with weapons of any kind.
He was shot twice and is currently in hospital. He is scheduled to undergo surgery.
He had no experience with weapons of any kind.
December 14, 2025 at 4:05 PM
The hero who disarmed one of the terrorists in Sydney turned out to be 43-year-old Ahmed al-Ahmed — a fruit shop owner and father of two.
He was shot twice and is currently in hospital. He is scheduled to undergo surgery.
He had no experience with weapons of any kind.
He was shot twice and is currently in hospital. He is scheduled to undergo surgery.
He had no experience with weapons of any kind.
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May their memories be for a blessing
May we mourn for the dead and fight like hell for the living, all of them
May we mourn for the dead and fight like hell for the living, all of them
December 14, 2025 at 6:01 PM
May their memories be for a blessing
May we mourn for the dead and fight like hell for the living, all of them
May we mourn for the dead and fight like hell for the living, all of them
Ahmed al Ahmed is a fucking hero. What an incredible guy
December 14, 2025 at 8:29 PM
Ahmed al Ahmed is a fucking hero. What an incredible guy
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a good and necessary read for many
December 14, 2025 at 8:14 PM
a good and necessary read for many
don’t fucking pull the “actually Israel is responsible for the targeted shooting at the Hanukkah event in Australia”
fucking disgusting
fucking disgusting
No. You don’t get to do that you absolute despicable POS.
Shut the fuck up and say nothing rather than this insulting drivel.
Blame the people with the fucking guns in their hands.
Israel existing and doing a genocide doesn’t excuse these fuckers from culpability for their actions
Shut the fuck up and say nothing rather than this insulting drivel.
Blame the people with the fucking guns in their hands.
Israel existing and doing a genocide doesn’t excuse these fuckers from culpability for their actions
December 14, 2025 at 11:15 AM
don’t fucking pull the “actually Israel is responsible for the targeted shooting at the Hanukkah event in Australia”
fucking disgusting
fucking disgusting
Yeah I’m going to sleep after seeing the horrific news out of Australia.
fuck me
fuck me
December 14, 2025 at 10:42 AM
Yeah I’m going to sleep after seeing the horrific news out of Australia.
fuck me
fuck me
oh shit tomorrow is the start of Hanukkah
THAT MEANS I CAN SET OUT MY STUPID SHITTY FISH MENORAH THAT MAY OR MAY NOT BE FOR MESSIANIC JEWS BECAUSE ITS SO BAD AND A FIRE HAZARD
(yay)
THAT MEANS I CAN SET OUT MY STUPID SHITTY FISH MENORAH THAT MAY OR MAY NOT BE FOR MESSIANIC JEWS BECAUSE ITS SO BAD AND A FIRE HAZARD
(yay)
December 14, 2025 at 7:57 AM
oh shit tomorrow is the start of Hanukkah
THAT MEANS I CAN SET OUT MY STUPID SHITTY FISH MENORAH THAT MAY OR MAY NOT BE FOR MESSIANIC JEWS BECAUSE ITS SO BAD AND A FIRE HAZARD
(yay)
THAT MEANS I CAN SET OUT MY STUPID SHITTY FISH MENORAH THAT MAY OR MAY NOT BE FOR MESSIANIC JEWS BECAUSE ITS SO BAD AND A FIRE HAZARD
(yay)
we’re bringing that Ben Franklin racism back, we’re hating on all the Europeans that aren’t Anglo-Saxons lol
December 14, 2025 at 7:39 AM
we’re bringing that Ben Franklin racism back, we’re hating on all the Europeans that aren’t Anglo-Saxons lol
“Keep posting through it, [first name]” is now harassment I guess
Hey sluts, I'm back.
Here's why I was suspended and my reaction to it.
Here's why I was suspended and my reaction to it.
December 14, 2025 at 7:35 AM
“Keep posting through it, [first name]” is now harassment I guess