Sam
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Sam
@samuelhlowe.bsky.social
· Jan 19
Therapist: Set short-term goals.
Me: Start seeing a real therapist and stop these sessions with my imaginary therapist.
Me: Start seeing a real therapist and stop these sessions with my imaginary therapist.
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acab includes that tiny deceptive extra portion of leftovers that's too much to add to your plate but not enough to leave aside so you eat it and then you can't move for the rest of the day
November 3, 2025 at 5:34 AM
acab includes that tiny deceptive extra portion of leftovers that's too much to add to your plate but not enough to leave aside so you eat it and then you can't move for the rest of the day
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There should be a 15 min limitation visits for uninvited guests.
November 11, 2025 at 10:36 PM
There should be a 15 min limitation visits for uninvited guests.
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Starting every day with a star date and captain’s log would fix me
September 28, 2025 at 5:48 PM
Starting every day with a star date and captain’s log would fix me
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There's a simple solution to the dead 007 problem:
Make Bond a timelord.
Make Bond a timelord.
November 11, 2025 at 5:12 PM
There's a simple solution to the dead 007 problem:
Make Bond a timelord.
Make Bond a timelord.
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There's a special sadness in seeing a couple who were among the first to wed when gay marriage was legalised in 2006 get divorced in 2025.
November 12, 2025 at 3:32 AM
There's a special sadness in seeing a couple who were among the first to wed when gay marriage was legalised in 2006 get divorced in 2025.
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Newsflash: We're fucked
November 12, 2025 at 1:41 AM
Newsflash: We're fucked
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well would you look at that, you managed to find my last nerve
November 11, 2025 at 2:05 PM
well would you look at that, you managed to find my last nerve
10 out of 10 pieces of furniture prefer your little toe.
November 12, 2025 at 5:23 AM
10 out of 10 pieces of furniture prefer your little toe.
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Just found out Gary Numan is 13 days older than Gary Oldman. This is why I have trust issues
April 15, 2025 at 8:41 PM
Just found out Gary Numan is 13 days older than Gary Oldman. This is why I have trust issues
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I am a full-time procrastinator.
November 3, 2025 at 7:16 PM
I am a full-time procrastinator.
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You call me old-fashioned, I call me vintage. We're not the same.
November 11, 2025 at 12:56 PM
You call me old-fashioned, I call me vintage. We're not the same.
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The problem is we still call it healthcare. It hasn't been that, not really, not at their level. They didn't vote to make healthcare unaffordable, they're voting to make the unnecessary, extractive process more profitable. They don't see people, or health, or medicine. They see dollars go up.
November 10, 2025 at 7:41 AM
The problem is we still call it healthcare. It hasn't been that, not really, not at their level. They didn't vote to make healthcare unaffordable, they're voting to make the unnecessary, extractive process more profitable. They don't see people, or health, or medicine. They see dollars go up.
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celebrating the end of another workweek by shifting into my weekend form of a potato as is tradition
November 7, 2025 at 6:11 AM
celebrating the end of another workweek by shifting into my weekend form of a potato as is tradition
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I got back with my ex again because the true meaning of thanksgiving is leftovers.
November 16, 2023 at 1:38 AM
I got back with my ex again because the true meaning of thanksgiving is leftovers.
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Shit trending here is now just people reporting from the other social media apps.
If that's what you do, why are you here?
If that's what you do, why are you here?
November 10, 2025 at 8:32 PM
Shit trending here is now just people reporting from the other social media apps.
If that's what you do, why are you here?
If that's what you do, why are you here?
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some girls are sugar and spice and everything nice,
i'm nonsense and shenanigans and whatever was in Kurt Cobain's cardigans
i'm nonsense and shenanigans and whatever was in Kurt Cobain's cardigans
November 8, 2025 at 12:09 AM
some girls are sugar and spice and everything nice,
i'm nonsense and shenanigans and whatever was in Kurt Cobain's cardigans
i'm nonsense and shenanigans and whatever was in Kurt Cobain's cardigans
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Told someone at lunch today that I've never been in a Costco and she kept touching me to see if I was real.
November 7, 2025 at 9:05 PM
Told someone at lunch today that I've never been in a Costco and she kept touching me to see if I was real.
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Wait, don't go. I can fuck it up more
November 7, 2025 at 2:17 PM
Wait, don't go. I can fuck it up more
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15 likes and I'll rob this dispensary
November 12, 2025 at 3:13 AM
15 likes and I'll rob this dispensary
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im a daytime midweek bowling alley ten.
November 9, 2025 at 7:46 PM
im a daytime midweek bowling alley ten.
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Touch grass you said
It will be fun you said
Sure I said what’s the worst that could happen
(severe allergic reaction and $200 fine)
It will be fun you said
Sure I said what’s the worst that could happen
(severe allergic reaction and $200 fine)
November 7, 2025 at 5:16 PM
Touch grass you said
It will be fun you said
Sure I said what’s the worst that could happen
(severe allergic reaction and $200 fine)
It will be fun you said
Sure I said what’s the worst that could happen
(severe allergic reaction and $200 fine)
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Wish I could make people
with “Only You” accounts understand how much richer the media experience is by sharing other voices not their own
To bask in a community you make and build
The kinship The learning The humanity
The joy The sorrow The laughter
Tear down your walls,Only You
Come join us
with “Only You” accounts understand how much richer the media experience is by sharing other voices not their own
To bask in a community you make and build
The kinship The learning The humanity
The joy The sorrow The laughter
Tear down your walls,Only You
Come join us
November 8, 2025 at 8:24 PM
Wish I could make people
with “Only You” accounts understand how much richer the media experience is by sharing other voices not their own
To bask in a community you make and build
The kinship The learning The humanity
The joy The sorrow The laughter
Tear down your walls,Only You
Come join us
with “Only You” accounts understand how much richer the media experience is by sharing other voices not their own
To bask in a community you make and build
The kinship The learning The humanity
The joy The sorrow The laughter
Tear down your walls,Only You
Come join us
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Funny how guys seem to always say..
Him: “Beautiful and KNOWS sports”
like do you men hear yourselves
As if only men can appreciate sports
And they think their condescending words make us all giddy
M: “Wow idiot and misogynistic”
Him: “Beautiful and KNOWS sports”
like do you men hear yourselves
As if only men can appreciate sports
And they think their condescending words make us all giddy
M: “Wow idiot and misogynistic”
November 9, 2025 at 5:06 AM
Funny how guys seem to always say..
Him: “Beautiful and KNOWS sports”
like do you men hear yourselves
As if only men can appreciate sports
And they think their condescending words make us all giddy
M: “Wow idiot and misogynistic”
Him: “Beautiful and KNOWS sports”
like do you men hear yourselves
As if only men can appreciate sports
And they think their condescending words make us all giddy
M: “Wow idiot and misogynistic”
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Louvre wifi password is MOANLISA69
November 4, 2025 at 1:53 PM
Louvre wifi password is MOANLISA69