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Sam
@samuelhlowe.bsky.social
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Your greatest dreams and your deepest fears sit in a dimly lit room in the back of your brain. They share thoughts and drinks as they argue aimlessly. Sitting on the cold, hard floor in between two empty chairs, holding a cup full of nothing, your indecision passively listens from across the room. Everyone watches in awe as all of your potential ideas dance to beautiful music that will never be written. @samuelhlowe
September 9, 2025 at 1:44 AM
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The caption at the top of the panel reads, “What’s wrong?” A woman sits on the floor, her face buried in her knees, and her arms wrapped around her legs. A massive speech balloon, dominating the entire panel, contains a tiny “nothing” in its center.
September 3, 2025 at 9:36 PM
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Woman: Stop being so anxious. Man: Stop being so diabetic.
July 25, 2025 at 6:59 PM
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A colossal fuck you to everyone involved in labeling my account “alt-right.” I appealed it and the label was taken off, but not before hundreds who didn’t even bother to read a single one of my posts blocked me.
Screenshot of exchange with Public Education Moderation: Sam@samuelhlowe.bsky.social • 7d I have sent 3 appeals and haven't gotten a response. Could you please let me know what I need to do. | | | Public Education Forum Mod... @pef-moderation.org Same reply. Will review when I have better access to the records in a couple of days. July 11, 2025 at 8:49 PM Public Education Forum Mod... @pef-mod... 1d done now, sorry for the inconvenience.
July 16, 2025 at 3:52 PM
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Four-panel cartoon by Samuel H. Lowe 1. Woman: You always have to have the last word! Man: That is a lie! 2. Woman: OK, I’m sorry. 3. Man: Spatula. 4. Woman: *angry red face and clenched fists*
July 8, 2025 at 7:44 PM
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This image captures a scene from the iconic animated cinema advertisement, “Let’s All Go to the Lobby.” It features anthropomorphic food and drink items, such as popcorn, candy, and soda, who sing and dance their way to the lobby. Notably, the popcorn bag bears a sign that reads, “REFRESHMENTS.” The image has been enhanced by incorporating a picture of “Forrest Plump” (nahyoudoit.bsky.social) on the popcorn bag and a “THANK YOU!” banner at the bottom.

June 27, 2025 at 12:54 AM
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Sam @samuelhlowe.bsky.social 6.6K followers 666 following 666 posts
June 21, 2025 at 3:55 AM
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Instagram post screenshot from June 7, 2020: “If the US saw what the US is doing in the US, it would invade the US to liberate the US from the tyranny of the US.” @samuelhlowe
June 14, 2025 at 6:51 AM
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A male hand selects a vinyl record from a row of records in a record store. The album is titled “Quite Sirius” by Abby, a white blonde woman (late 20s)with with dark lipstick and shadowed eyes in two views, from the front and the side, glaring archly at the mirror/camera in a black and white button-up blouse.
June 6, 2025 at 4:07 PM
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Posting this for everyone in the vitamin aisle at this pharmacy who enjoyed my rendition of “Let’s Stay Together.”
A Walgreens pharmacy’s neon sign has the letter “W” burned out, resulting in the sign reading “algreens.”
May 14, 2025 at 9:54 PM
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A photoshop of a painting at The Louvre of a photograph by Pierre Jahan (Workers at The Louvre, Paris, 1947) of two workers carrying a large empty frame across a hall full of old paintings. The frame they carry creates a picture-within-a-picture of four other workers sweeping and mopping the floor.
May 2, 2025 at 8:46 PM
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A spiral notebook note, hanging from a refrigerator door hook, reads: You have no idea how many times your smile has saved me from being nobody.
May 1, 2025 at 12:52 PM
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A pencil-written note on a spiral notebook that reads: “You don’t know this because it’s a very slow process, but little by little I am erasing your memory.” The word “memory” is barely visible because it has been erased by a pencil lying on top of the notebook.
March 28, 2025 at 10:46 PM
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February 16, 2025 at 5:13 AM
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Photo of a lovable pug with its tongue sticking out, exuding happiness and cuteness, with the text: “A little girl in my mom's neighborhood has a very old pug with severe arthritis. Today I saw her gently strap him into a baby stroller and wait for the UPS truck so they could chase after it, running and laughing as the pup barked like hell. You know, just in case you forgot what love means.”
February 14, 2025 at 5:44 PM
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Yes
February 7, 2025 at 3:21 AM
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That’s me in the corner.
B/W picture of alternative rock band R.E.M. A small B/W picture of me is positioned in the upper right corner.
January 26, 2025 at 12:43 PM
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Here’s a clearer pic I had saved for God knows what.
January 10, 2025 at 10:48 PM
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As the writer of a few Keith Richard’s age jokes, I agree.
December 19, 2024 at 3:06 AM
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I wonder how many plagiarist are still posting my old Keith tweets in the comments.
December 18, 2024 at 7:23 PM
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I really appreciate being included in your choice.
December 18, 2024 at 5:43 AM
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@nahyoudoit.bsky.social
December 14, 2024 at 10:22 PM