Omnes Omnibus
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Oh, I don't know, I'm just a hack lawyer who drinks too much and falls in love with girls. He/him.
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I’m a single issue voter and my issue is that those busses that bend in the middle should make accordion noises
December 11, 2025 at 7:57 PM
I’m a single issue voter and my issue is that those busses that bend in the middle should make accordion noises
Post from a different era in your life
December 11, 2025 at 1:02 AM
Post from a different era in your life
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If you've ever been to a naturalization ceremony, you know they're filled with people whose palpable love of this country is twenty times stronger than the pinched "patriotism" of any native-born MAGA chud.
Just unspeakable assholery.
Just unspeakable assholery.
December 7, 2025 at 12:45 AM
If you've ever been to a naturalization ceremony, you know they're filled with people whose palpable love of this country is twenty times stronger than the pinched "patriotism" of any native-born MAGA chud.
Just unspeakable assholery.
Just unspeakable assholery.
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It's KRAMPUSNACHT!! This is your annual reminder that Krampus is an Antifascist hero 👹🎄❤️
December 5, 2025 at 8:03 PM
It's KRAMPUSNACHT!! This is your annual reminder that Krampus is an Antifascist hero 👹🎄❤️
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t’s obvious the artist had never seen a real dragon
December 6, 2025 at 5:22 AM
t’s obvious the artist had never seen a real dragon
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The USPS posting a NINE BILLION DOLLAR LOSS!!! sounds terrible. Certainly worse than if you said "USPS costs thirty dollars per person per year" even though that means the same thing and more accurately describes a government service
December 5, 2025 at 1:31 PM
The USPS posting a NINE BILLION DOLLAR LOSS!!! sounds terrible. Certainly worse than if you said "USPS costs thirty dollars per person per year" even though that means the same thing and more accurately describes a government service
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People realizing that “moving to Florida” involves moving to Florida
I was told everyone was leaving.
@fortune.com #NYC
@wutangforchildren.bsky.social
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@fortune.com #NYC
@wutangforchildren.bsky.social
fortune.com/2025/12/04/m...
December 5, 2025 at 3:26 PM
People realizing that “moving to Florida” involves moving to Florida
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BREAKING on MS NOW:
Brian Cole Jr., the suspect accused of being the Jan. 6 pipe bomber, confessed to agents that he planted the bombs and has indicated he supported President Trump, according to two people familiar with his interview.
Brian Cole Jr., the suspect accused of being the Jan. 6 pipe bomber, confessed to agents that he planted the bombs and has indicated he supported President Trump, according to two people familiar with his interview.
December 5, 2025 at 3:05 PM
BREAKING on MS NOW:
Brian Cole Jr., the suspect accused of being the Jan. 6 pipe bomber, confessed to agents that he planted the bombs and has indicated he supported President Trump, according to two people familiar with his interview.
Brian Cole Jr., the suspect accused of being the Jan. 6 pipe bomber, confessed to agents that he planted the bombs and has indicated he supported President Trump, according to two people familiar with his interview.
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In light of recent events, I think back to all the leaders I had in the army who repeated, not just in formal trainings, but in mentoring me and others, and my own reading and thoughts on the matter, that my first responsibility was mission success but that was impossible if I didn't take care of
December 5, 2025 at 2:59 PM
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In some ways Johnson feels worse than even Trump and Vance, who are just a narcissistic criminal and a narcissistic striver, respectively. They may be awful people but they still feel human. Johnson feels like a walking representation of the uncanny valley, like a ski suit being operated by ants.
Mike Johnson: "We've had one of the most productive Congresses in the history of the institution."
December 5, 2025 at 2:34 PM
In some ways Johnson feels worse than even Trump and Vance, who are just a narcissistic criminal and a narcissistic striver, respectively. They may be awful people but they still feel human. Johnson feels like a walking representation of the uncanny valley, like a ski suit being operated by ants.
An important thread with valuable advice
Hey, I want to offer some helpful tips for coping with the cold for ICE folks who might have come from warmer places.
1. Wear cotton socks! Cotton is nice and soft next to your skin and will absorb your sweat so your feet stay warm. Cotton everything but ESPECIALLY socks!
1. Wear cotton socks! Cotton is nice and soft next to your skin and will absorb your sweat so your feet stay warm. Cotton everything but ESPECIALLY socks!
Good morning to fuckers in our neighborhood kidnapping our neighbors! Can you see the city skyline? No? You’re wondering if Minneapolis burned down again overnight? Oh no, sweetie. That’s ice crystals in the air . It looks like it will get to around -8F without windchill! Please enjoy your stay!
December 5, 2025 at 2:44 PM
An important thread with valuable advice
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there's a certain personality that's very debilitating in modern life. 100 years ago, if you wanted to buy something, you'd go to five local shops and decide. now with the internet, you need to spend 1,000 hours so you can own the best version in the world like you're some venetian patrician
December 5, 2025 at 2:12 AM
there's a certain personality that's very debilitating in modern life. 100 years ago, if you wanted to buy something, you'd go to five local shops and decide. now with the internet, you need to spend 1,000 hours so you can own the best version in the world like you're some venetian patrician
Now that’s a pilgrimage!
Father Gary “walked all the way from Pope Leo XIV’s Illinois hometown to the Statute of Liberty, a trek that spanned roughly 800 miles, in defense of immigrant rights: www.ourtownny.com/news/priest-...
December 4, 2025 at 9:58 PM
Now that’s a pilgrimage!
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So, if it’s okay for a state trooper to stop a car for suspicious driving, it’s equally okay for said trooper to just blow it up with an RPG? Both morally the same?
December 4, 2025 at 9:37 PM
So, if it’s okay for a state trooper to stop a car for suspicious driving, it’s equally okay for said trooper to just blow it up with an RPG? Both morally the same?
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“The decision was made to exclude me from the filmed production of Swan Lake because I was told my brown skin would disrupt the aesthetic.” ~ Misty Copeland
When folks gripe about DEI, remind them who benefited from shutting out dancers like Copeland. That pattern runs through our whole history.
When folks gripe about DEI, remind them who benefited from shutting out dancers like Copeland. That pattern runs through our whole history.
December 4, 2025 at 1:22 AM
“The decision was made to exclude me from the filmed production of Swan Lake because I was told my brown skin would disrupt the aesthetic.” ~ Misty Copeland
When folks gripe about DEI, remind them who benefited from shutting out dancers like Copeland. That pattern runs through our whole history.
When folks gripe about DEI, remind them who benefited from shutting out dancers like Copeland. That pattern runs through our whole history.
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This man may be the most racist president this country has ever had, and twelve presidents owned slaves
Trump: "It’s a hellhole right now. And those Somalians should be out of here. They've destroyed our country. And all they do is complain, complain, complain. You have her. She’s always talking about the Constitution provides me with – go back to your own country and figure out your constitution."
December 3, 2025 at 10:29 PM
This man may be the most racist president this country has ever had, and twelve presidents owned slaves
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Filing a class action lawsuit against Nuzzi for publishing the pet names RFK called her in bed, if I wanted to know that shit I’d just throw a Chevy Chevelle down the Grand Canyon
December 3, 2025 at 7:32 PM
Filing a class action lawsuit against Nuzzi for publishing the pet names RFK called her in bed, if I wanted to know that shit I’d just throw a Chevy Chevelle down the Grand Canyon
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RIP Steve Cropper, you might not know his name* but you know a lot of his music.
youtu.be/iFQEsUjI0U8
*yes, I know lots of you do know his name.
youtu.be/iFQEsUjI0U8
*yes, I know lots of you do know his name.
(1967) GREEN ONIONS - Live - Booker T. and MG's
YouTube video by LeeEstradaMusic
youtu.be
December 3, 2025 at 10:38 PM
RIP Steve Cropper, you might not know his name* but you know a lot of his music.
youtu.be/iFQEsUjI0U8
*yes, I know lots of you do know his name.
youtu.be/iFQEsUjI0U8
*yes, I know lots of you do know his name.
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*whispers*
Hey, writers.
Come here.
No, closer.
Okay, here’s a thing I always try to remember:
You can write 24 utterly straightforward words and some people will read only 18 of them, and in the wrong order.
And nothing on earth you ever do will fix that.
Hey, writers.
Come here.
No, closer.
Okay, here’s a thing I always try to remember:
You can write 24 utterly straightforward words and some people will read only 18 of them, and in the wrong order.
And nothing on earth you ever do will fix that.
December 3, 2025 at 9:30 PM
*whispers*
Hey, writers.
Come here.
No, closer.
Okay, here’s a thing I always try to remember:
You can write 24 utterly straightforward words and some people will read only 18 of them, and in the wrong order.
And nothing on earth you ever do will fix that.
Hey, writers.
Come here.
No, closer.
Okay, here’s a thing I always try to remember:
You can write 24 utterly straightforward words and some people will read only 18 of them, and in the wrong order.
And nothing on earth you ever do will fix that.
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Consider the following before adopting a Manticore for your family
December 3, 2025 at 8:20 PM
Consider the following before adopting a Manticore for your family
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Q: If it's found that survivors were actually killed while clinging onto that boat, should Sec. Hegseth, Admiral Bradley, or others be punished?
TRUMP: I think you're gonna find that this is war. That these people were killing our people by the millions, actually.
TRUMP: I think you're gonna find that this is war. That these people were killing our people by the millions, actually.
December 3, 2025 at 9:17 PM
Q: If it's found that survivors were actually killed while clinging onto that boat, should Sec. Hegseth, Admiral Bradley, or others be punished?
TRUMP: I think you're gonna find that this is war. That these people were killing our people by the millions, actually.
TRUMP: I think you're gonna find that this is war. That these people were killing our people by the millions, actually.
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I don't know how any reasonable adult in politics and media looks at the clear, irrefutable evidence that's come to light in the past week and doesn't immediately conclude that Pete Hegseth has almost certainly overseen and tacitly condoned war crimes.
December 3, 2025 at 8:14 PM
I don't know how any reasonable adult in politics and media looks at the clear, irrefutable evidence that's come to light in the past week and doesn't immediately conclude that Pete Hegseth has almost certainly overseen and tacitly condoned war crimes.
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I think part of What's Going On with billionaires is that the daily friction of interacting with normal people is part of what anchors people to the real world, and once you have enough money to buy your way out of the friction you can knock down a load-bearing column propping up your sanity.
December 3, 2025 at 8:10 PM
I think part of What's Going On with billionaires is that the daily friction of interacting with normal people is part of what anchors people to the real world, and once you have enough money to buy your way out of the friction you can knock down a load-bearing column propping up your sanity.
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An extremely cool map
A book from the 19th century that depicts the Rhine Valley by creating an impression of three-dimensionality and spatial distance.
@MasayukiTsuda2 #globalmuseum #books #travel #19thcentury
@MasayukiTsuda2 #globalmuseum #books #travel #19thcentury
December 3, 2025 at 7:25 PM
An extremely cool map