Christopher Bird
@mightygodking.com
Lawyer, writer, boardgamer, cyclist, tries-not-to-be-a-dickhead-ist.
T-dot 4 life (or until something better comes along).
Likes are "I need to check this out later" and nothing else
Email: mgk (at) (BS handle)
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T-dot 4 life (or until something better comes along).
Likes are "I need to check this out later" and nothing else
Email: mgk (at) (BS handle)
(he/him)
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"oh, don't forget to highlight, in bright red, the two-letter word in the tagline! the two letter word that's kind of the whole point of this clever ad campaign! the two letter word that links this show to the horror movie of the same name!"
"no problem boss. i'm on it"
"no problem boss. i'm on it"
November 29, 2025 at 8:51 PM
"oh, don't forget to highlight, in bright red, the two-letter word in the tagline! the two letter word that's kind of the whole point of this clever ad campaign! the two letter word that links this show to the horror movie of the same name!"
"no problem boss. i'm on it"
"no problem boss. i'm on it"
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The MAGA cult is so far gone that they truly believe Dear Leader should be allowed to kill their own children.
On “The Necessary Conversation” podcast, Chad’s Trump supporter parents tell him the military should follow Trump’s illegal orders and kill everyone in LA if Trump commanded it — even with him and his sister in the city😳
November 29, 2025 at 10:33 PM
The MAGA cult is so far gone that they truly believe Dear Leader should be allowed to kill their own children.
I have a joke about Methuselah but it's really old
I had a joke about Moses getting to the promised land, but I'm never going to post it.
I have a joke about Moses coming down the mountain, but you won’t be able to face it.
November 29, 2025 at 6:52 PM
I have a joke about Methuselah but it's really old
I'm having a colonoscopy next week to figure out what's up with my innards but I'm ALSO on a low-FOD diet because of said innards and between the two I am basically allowed to eat potatoes and broth for the next week
November 29, 2025 at 6:49 PM
I'm having a colonoscopy next week to figure out what's up with my innards but I'm ALSO on a low-FOD diet because of said innards and between the two I am basically allowed to eat potatoes and broth for the next week
you ever watch an older music video with twentysomethings dancing around and being generally twentysomethingish and wonder how many of them have, like, mortgages now
November 29, 2025 at 6:41 PM
you ever watch an older music video with twentysomethings dancing around and being generally twentysomethingish and wonder how many of them have, like, mortgages now
well that's the definition of a "good run" right there
November 29, 2025 at 6:20 PM
well that's the definition of a "good run" right there
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idk not to mention how very nuanced and normal the actual response here was
November 29, 2025 at 3:45 PM
idk not to mention how very nuanced and normal the actual response here was
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you're in her DMs, I'm on the beach strollin' real high rollin', everything I have is mine and not stolen, girl runs up with somethin' to prove, I don't just stand there, bust a move
You're in her DMs, I'm UP IN DA CLUB where you chillin' for the summer homie UP IN DA CLUB jumpin' out the stretch hummer runnin' UP IN DA CLUB fly ladies from wall to wall UP IN DA CLUB with my beats I'm fadin' all y'all UP IN DA CLUB we are not the same
You're in her DMs, I'm about to ruin the image and the style that she's used to. I look funny, but yo I'm making money see, so yo world I hope you're ready for me. Now gather 'round, I'm the new fool in towb and my sound's laid down by the Underground. I drink up all the Hennessey ya got on ya shelf
November 29, 2025 at 9:05 AM
you're in her DMs, I'm on the beach strollin' real high rollin', everything I have is mine and not stolen, girl runs up with somethin' to prove, I don't just stand there, bust a move
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This gets at the fundamentally flawed approach of the federal government: they are trying to find a policy solution to an identity problem.
It is part of the polarized, populist identity to be opposed to an Ottawa and Liberal Canada are not them. No policy will change that, as TMX revealed.
It is part of the polarized, populist identity to be opposed to an Ottawa and Liberal Canada are not them. No policy will change that, as TMX revealed.
Danielle Smith gets booed at UCP convention after mentioning working with Canada
November 29, 2025 at 4:32 PM
This gets at the fundamentally flawed approach of the federal government: they are trying to find a policy solution to an identity problem.
It is part of the polarized, populist identity to be opposed to an Ottawa and Liberal Canada are not them. No policy will change that, as TMX revealed.
It is part of the polarized, populist identity to be opposed to an Ottawa and Liberal Canada are not them. No policy will change that, as TMX revealed.
you're in her DMs, I'm on the beach strollin' real high rollin', everything I have is mine and not stolen, girl runs up with somethin' to prove, I don't just stand there, bust a move
You're in her DMs, I'm UP IN DA CLUB where you chillin' for the summer homie UP IN DA CLUB jumpin' out the stretch hummer runnin' UP IN DA CLUB fly ladies from wall to wall UP IN DA CLUB with my beats I'm fadin' all y'all UP IN DA CLUB we are not the same
You're in her DMs, I'm about to ruin the image and the style that she's used to. I look funny, but yo I'm making money see, so yo world I hope you're ready for me. Now gather 'round, I'm the new fool in towb and my sound's laid down by the Underground. I drink up all the Hennessey ya got on ya shelf
November 29, 2025 at 9:05 AM
you're in her DMs, I'm on the beach strollin' real high rollin', everything I have is mine and not stolen, girl runs up with somethin' to prove, I don't just stand there, bust a move
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I second the motion to adopt this term.
Hagueseth
Exclusive: Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth gave an order to “kill everybody” in the first strike on suspected drug boats in the Caribbean. After two men survived, the mission commander ordered a second strike to comply with Hegseth’s instructions, according to two sources.
November 28, 2025 at 7:56 PM
I second the motion to adopt this term.
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Trump claims “any document” signed by Joe Biden is “hereby terminated.”
He calls out executive orders later but obviously “any document” would be much broader and include legislation.
(He can’t legally do that but, as always, we get to watch how far he can push this without repercussions)
He calls out executive orders later but obviously “any document” would be much broader and include legislation.
(He can’t legally do that but, as always, we get to watch how far he can push this without repercussions)
November 28, 2025 at 7:43 PM
Trump claims “any document” signed by Joe Biden is “hereby terminated.”
He calls out executive orders later but obviously “any document” would be much broader and include legislation.
(He can’t legally do that but, as always, we get to watch how far he can push this without repercussions)
He calls out executive orders later but obviously “any document” would be much broader and include legislation.
(He can’t legally do that but, as always, we get to watch how far he can push this without repercussions)
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Look forward to Bari Weiss asking "has identity politics gone too far?" while studiously ignoring the most virulent identity politics driving American government
A reminder for those who are not aware: "remigration" is the process of deporting all non-white people from a country. It includes citizens and is, by definition, ethnic cleansing.
And to be clear: this is not fake. I just screenshot it myself.
And to be clear: this is not fake. I just screenshot it myself.
November 28, 2025 at 7:35 PM
Look forward to Bari Weiss asking "has identity politics gone too far?" while studiously ignoring the most virulent identity politics driving American government
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🧵I often get mobbed when I say this, but it was a mistake for liberals & leftists to cede "western civilization" to the fascists. "The West" and "Western" are important political identities. Abandoning them is no smarter than refusing to offer a positive vision of American national identity.
November 28, 2025 at 7:04 PM
🧵I often get mobbed when I say this, but it was a mistake for liberals & leftists to cede "western civilization" to the fascists. "The West" and "Western" are important political identities. Abandoning them is no smarter than refusing to offer a positive vision of American national identity.
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It's cute, reading all these anguished cries: "when this is all over, these guys need to go to jail!" I remember saying that during Bush I crimes, and during Bush II crimes, and during Trump I crimes.
Guess how many of those guys went to jail.
Guess how many of those guys went to jail.
November 28, 2025 at 6:49 PM
It's cute, reading all these anguished cries: "when this is all over, these guys need to go to jail!" I remember saying that during Bush I crimes, and during Bush II crimes, and during Trump I crimes.
Guess how many of those guys went to jail.
Guess how many of those guys went to jail.
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Russia's economic collapse is progressing nicely. Russia's railway monopoly is $51 billion in debt and needs a bailout.
November 28, 2025 at 6:20 AM
Russia's economic collapse is progressing nicely. Russia's railway monopoly is $51 billion in debt and needs a bailout.
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Everyone in politics, everyone in media knows what’s happening here: the White House is controlled by a repellant white supremacist who waits with bated breath for any opportunity to run nonwhite people out of America. They know who it is, what he’s doing. But they won’t SAY it.
Trump: “I will permanently pause migration from all Third World Countries … denaturalize migrants who undermine domestic tranquility, and deport any Foreign National who is a public charge, security risk, or non-compatible with Western Civilization.“
November 28, 2025 at 5:33 AM
Everyone in politics, everyone in media knows what’s happening here: the White House is controlled by a repellant white supremacist who waits with bated breath for any opportunity to run nonwhite people out of America. They know who it is, what he’s doing. But they won’t SAY it.
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Oh my god. She's 1000% right. This makes so much sense.
(Credit: Saradoesbookstuff on insta)
(Credit: Saradoesbookstuff on insta)
November 28, 2025 at 4:12 AM
Oh my god. She's 1000% right. This makes so much sense.
(Credit: Saradoesbookstuff on insta)
(Credit: Saradoesbookstuff on insta)
Plex lifetime subs are the best deals around. I got mine literally a decade ago.
A Plex lifetime subscription is 40% off this weekend and with the World That Is Coming it's the best deal you can get to futureproof yourself.
November 28, 2025 at 4:30 AM
Plex lifetime subs are the best deals around. I got mine literally a decade ago.
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Nick Offerman responds by giving well-justified credit to Makowsky and Millard. Class act. Go watch #DeathByLightning and read the book Destiny Of The Republic. Both are absolutely great.
November 28, 2025 at 2:50 AM
Nick Offerman responds by giving well-justified credit to Makowsky and Millard. Class act. Go watch #DeathByLightning and read the book Destiny Of The Republic. Both are absolutely great.
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Audience culture is the worst it's ever been, I swear to god. People forgot how to act. I'm at the theater, trying to enjoy my show, which I've paid GOOD MONEY for, and these two old assholes are in the balcony heckling the life out of the poor bear onstage. Not letting him finish a single joke.
November 26, 2025 at 10:05 PM
Audience culture is the worst it's ever been, I swear to god. People forgot how to act. I'm at the theater, trying to enjoy my show, which I've paid GOOD MONEY for, and these two old assholes are in the balcony heckling the life out of the poor bear onstage. Not letting him finish a single joke.
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It‘s not great that the best gloss on Carney’s pipeline deal is that he’s either pulling a fast one on the premier of Alberta or on the people of Canada.
Democracies can’t function if citizens have to resort to guessing what their leaders are actually doing.
Democracies can’t function if citizens have to resort to guessing what their leaders are actually doing.
November 28, 2025 at 2:42 AM
It‘s not great that the best gloss on Carney’s pipeline deal is that he’s either pulling a fast one on the premier of Alberta or on the people of Canada.
Democracies can’t function if citizens have to resort to guessing what their leaders are actually doing.
Democracies can’t function if citizens have to resort to guessing what their leaders are actually doing.
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If you can, if you need to, use this information.
This is a really good New Republic article about trans people leaving the country. Do some research about getting visas. Start now. It is harder and slower than you think, and there are no opportunities for asylum right now. It also is entirely doable.
newrepublic.com/article/2036...
newrepublic.com/article/2036...
When Is It Time to Flee?
Trans people and their families are facing hard questions and choices as threats to their safety and rights proliferate.
newrepublic.com
November 28, 2025 at 1:49 AM
If you can, if you need to, use this information.
to celebrate Yanksgiving I'm making sweet potato pie but the recipe overflowed the pie dishes so I put the leftover sweet potato pie filling in one of our small casserole dishes - I do not know if that is gonna work out or not but oh well
November 27, 2025 at 11:48 PM
to celebrate Yanksgiving I'm making sweet potato pie but the recipe overflowed the pie dishes so I put the leftover sweet potato pie filling in one of our small casserole dishes - I do not know if that is gonna work out or not but oh well