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I'm not exaggerating when I say following @boltsmag.org rn will unlock money for our journalism.
A generous reader, @russ41.bsky.social, has offered to donate $1 for every 1-person increase to our follower count.
If you're not following @boltsmag.org yet, it'll directly help fund our reporting!
A generous reader, @russ41.bsky.social, has offered to donate $1 for every 1-person increase to our follower count.
If you're not following @boltsmag.org yet, it'll directly help fund our reporting!
December 6, 2025 at 12:07 AM
I'm not exaggerating when I say following @boltsmag.org rn will unlock money for our journalism.
A generous reader, @russ41.bsky.social, has offered to donate $1 for every 1-person increase to our follower count.
If you're not following @boltsmag.org yet, it'll directly help fund our reporting!
A generous reader, @russ41.bsky.social, has offered to donate $1 for every 1-person increase to our follower count.
If you're not following @boltsmag.org yet, it'll directly help fund our reporting!
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“It’s not our fault the article headline said Coca Cola causes aids but the body was actually about a hot dog eating contest. Why didn’t you read the whole thing!?!?” Like no you can just say your industry is completely fucked. It’s easy, many people feel that way about their own industries too
December 5, 2025 at 11:03 PM
“It’s not our fault the article headline said Coca Cola causes aids but the body was actually about a hot dog eating contest. Why didn’t you read the whole thing!?!?” Like no you can just say your industry is completely fucked. It’s easy, many people feel that way about their own industries too
my cat when she returns to her freshly cleaned litter box
oh it definitely is! they take the piss and they un-piss it! just to piss it again!
December 5, 2025 at 10:36 PM
my cat when she returns to her freshly cleaned litter box
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so charlie kirk gets shot in the neck then a week later they introduce a character named "full necky"
another chosen grifter has gone through the riley gaines industrial complex
December 5, 2025 at 10:35 PM
so charlie kirk gets shot in the neck then a week later they introduce a character named "full necky"
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You can tell that reporters are willing to fuck RFK Jr. to get a story, but a member of the white house medical staff is beneath them despite one being way more ethically sound.
It is kinda wild how the president is evidently receiving some kind of regular medical care that requires IVs and we don't know what's up
Trump's bandaged and discolored hand was visible today during an event where he again at times struggled to keep his eyes open (Chip Somodevilla/Getty)
December 5, 2025 at 8:50 PM
You can tell that reporters are willing to fuck RFK Jr. to get a story, but a member of the white house medical staff is beneath them despite one being way more ethically sound.
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There's a lesson here for other major figures or institutions that if you actually push back a little on these cowards they will often fold. Yes, resistance is more than a Tweet, but also, dunking on these people on *their fucking app* makes them feel like losers.
December 5, 2025 at 9:14 PM
There's a lesson here for other major figures or institutions that if you actually push back a little on these cowards they will often fold. Yes, resistance is more than a Tweet, but also, dunking on these people on *their fucking app* makes them feel like losers.
just to be clear, she’d still work for VF if the book was a best seller
Breaking: Vanity Fair and Olivia Nuzzi agreed to part ways after new revelations and allegations about an affair with RFK Jr. and her behavior while reporting on him.
Exclusive | Vanity Fair to Part Ways With Journalist Olivia Nuzzi
Nuzzi’s contract with Vanity Fair expires at year-end, following new allegations and revelations about her conduct while she reported on Robert F. Kennedy Jr.
on.wsj.com
December 5, 2025 at 9:10 PM
just to be clear, she’d still work for VF if the book was a best seller
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Valuation fraud seems to be at the heart of a lot of problems in the modern US economy.
December 5, 2025 at 6:50 PM
Valuation fraud seems to be at the heart of a lot of problems in the modern US economy.
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FORT LAUDERDALE, Fla. (AP) — Federal judge orders unsealing of grand jury transcripts from abandoned Jeffrey Epstein investigation in Florida.
December 5, 2025 at 6:18 PM
FORT LAUDERDALE, Fla. (AP) — Federal judge orders unsealing of grand jury transcripts from abandoned Jeffrey Epstein investigation in Florida.
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Chicagoans are paying about $40 apiece just for lawsuits tied to disgraced former cop Reynaldo Guevara Jr.
So far this year, the city is on the hook for some $285M in police misconduct settlements—roughly $100 per resident
So far this year, the city is on the hook for some $285M in police misconduct settlements—roughly $100 per resident
really good comparison here. can someone calculate what Chicago residents are paying for CPD settlements?
Kansas City residents are paying out the equivalent of $50 each for Kansas City Police settlements just for comparisons.
December 5, 2025 at 5:37 PM
Chicagoans are paying about $40 apiece just for lawsuits tied to disgraced former cop Reynaldo Guevara Jr.
So far this year, the city is on the hook for some $285M in police misconduct settlements—roughly $100 per resident
So far this year, the city is on the hook for some $285M in police misconduct settlements—roughly $100 per resident
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im genuinely surprised they haven't made a little commander in chief jumpsuit bedazzled with every medal and filigree known to man for this idiot to wear yet
December 5, 2025 at 6:08 PM
im genuinely surprised they haven't made a little commander in chief jumpsuit bedazzled with every medal and filigree known to man for this idiot to wear yet
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King tides bring a glimpse of the future, as sea levels rise. This photo is the highway north out of SF, in Sausalito. Imagine the billions of dollars to be spent on adaptation just in the Bay Area.
The Bay took over the highway during this morning's #KingTides in Marin.
December 5, 2025 at 5:48 AM
King tides bring a glimpse of the future, as sea levels rise. This photo is the highway north out of SF, in Sausalito. Imagine the billions of dollars to be spent on adaptation just in the Bay Area.
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True even in Newport where our mayor isn’t real.
the fastest reply i ever got from my senator’s office was the one the mayor was cc’d on. if you want to influence national politicians, the best way to do it is by being a menace at city hall
can confirm
the secret sauce is just going to a lot of boring meetings
the secret sauce is just going to a lot of boring meetings
December 5, 2025 at 5:22 PM
True even in Newport where our mayor isn’t real.
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velociraptor = distanceraptor / timeraptor
December 5, 2025 at 5:10 PM
velociraptor = distanceraptor / timeraptor
not too late for Yuki to be a hero
Title is on the line, and the three championship contenders approach the backmarkers and are navigating the blue flags.
"Two seconds, Ted"
The radio message box pops up.
"...It's Lance Stroll Time."
"Two seconds, Ted"
The radio message box pops up.
"...It's Lance Stroll Time."
if any of them get near lap traffic on Sunday I'm going to start hyperventilating
December 5, 2025 at 5:09 PM
not too late for Yuki to be a hero
they all watched the 4k color video of the entire event, with the comms audio. what else is there to know? what other information could one possibly need that they didn’t get by watching the murder unfold in real time?
December 5, 2025 at 5:07 PM
they all watched the 4k color video of the entire event, with the comms audio. what else is there to know? what other information could one possibly need that they didn’t get by watching the murder unfold in real time?
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BREAKING: Michael Masi to return as special race director on Sunday
December 5, 2025 at 4:45 PM
BREAKING: Michael Masi to return as special race director on Sunday
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We're so beyond anti-vax at this point. The Republican party is destroying government-led and funded public health, medicine, and science.
December 5, 2025 at 4:29 PM
We're so beyond anti-vax at this point. The Republican party is destroying government-led and funded public health, medicine, and science.
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You have been told to be calm, to maintain the faith, and to be loyal to the party for close to 20 years and now they can’t even properly condemn serial murder in the ocean nor the wildcat internment camps here at home. You don’t even know if they’ll let you vaccinate your own kids a year from now.
December 5, 2025 at 3:59 PM
You have been told to be calm, to maintain the faith, and to be loyal to the party for close to 20 years and now they can’t even properly condemn serial murder in the ocean nor the wildcat internment camps here at home. You don’t even know if they’ll let you vaccinate your own kids a year from now.
the fastest reply i ever got from my senator’s office was the one the mayor was cc’d on. if you want to influence national politicians, the best way to do it is by being a menace at city hall
can confirm
the secret sauce is just going to a lot of boring meetings
the secret sauce is just going to a lot of boring meetings
I really can't emphasize enough that if you care about local politics, all you gotta do is show up. Just a regular schmegular person showing up. Literally just show up consistently in person and within a remarkably short amount of time, you will have a shocking amount of influence.
December 5, 2025 at 3:16 PM
the fastest reply i ever got from my senator’s office was the one the mayor was cc’d on. if you want to influence national politicians, the best way to do it is by being a menace at city hall
imagine how much money dems would raise if they just did their jobs
the democrats have done more donation soliciting based on the admin going after mark kelly than they have done actual messaging, and that kind of gives the jig up about the party's priorities. they have the high ground and a winning message and all they can think about is squeezing donors for bucks
December 5, 2025 at 3:14 PM
imagine how much money dems would raise if they just did their jobs
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It is #BandcampFriday, my dudes
I’m trying to raise $30 to pay for Boston Fringe Festival application fees
Every dollar above the $1 list price goes towards my goal
If you like vintage ukulele, weird musical instruments, or @sparksofficial.bsky.social you’ll love this
I’m trying to raise $30 to pay for Boston Fringe Festival application fees
Every dollar above the $1 list price goes towards my goal
If you like vintage ukulele, weird musical instruments, or @sparksofficial.bsky.social you’ll love this
No. 1 in Heaven, by Travels With Brindle
6 track album
travelswithbrindle.bandcamp.com
December 5, 2025 at 2:51 PM
It is #BandcampFriday, my dudes
I’m trying to raise $30 to pay for Boston Fringe Festival application fees
Every dollar above the $1 list price goes towards my goal
If you like vintage ukulele, weird musical instruments, or @sparksofficial.bsky.social you’ll love this
I’m trying to raise $30 to pay for Boston Fringe Festival application fees
Every dollar above the $1 list price goes towards my goal
If you like vintage ukulele, weird musical instruments, or @sparksofficial.bsky.social you’ll love this
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You are reminded that SF needs to break ground on a project of this size every two weeks to satisfy their RHNA goals.
Listen, I know the housing shortage is killing a great American city, but that really is one of our most historically significant Safeways www.sfchronicle.com/sf/article/s...
Marina’s reaction to Safeway tower plans: ‘Along comes this behemoth right on the waterfront’
Plans to put a 25-story apartment complex on San Francisco’s Marina district sparked concerts about a future where the city’s waterfront is ringed by tall housing structures.
www.sfchronicle.com
December 5, 2025 at 2:40 PM
You are reminded that SF needs to break ground on a project of this size every two weeks to satisfy their RHNA goals.