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Matt Cooney
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Dad to Logan, the bravest kid I know, and Olivia, the best dancer and singer I know. Married to Erica, the most patient woman I know 😉

Do #IT stuff for a hospital

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Me getting fired up to sit on the patio
"We outside but we inside" - Jameis Winston
November 23, 2025 at 6:36 PM
Seriously. Running clock?
a white flag is waving in the wind against a grey background
ALT: a white flag is waving in the wind against a grey background
media.tenor.com
November 22, 2025 at 10:28 PM
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Detail
November 22, 2025 at 9:47 PM
I do like Fran’s jacket
November 22, 2025 at 9:37 PM
Game. Set. Match.

Running clock maybe?
November 22, 2025 at 8:35 PM
Just dawned on me she isn’t in Vegas. Did Sky finally dump Danica? #formula1
November 22, 2025 at 4:54 AM
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Massive shoutout out to whoever handles the Royal Canadian Air Force’s social media account. They responded to every single comment on their already very solid Trans Day of Remembrance post and they responded like this…
November 22, 2025 at 1:03 AM
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"do a dollop" motherfucker I will hit you with my car
November 22, 2025 at 2:02 AM
Get in my belly
November 22, 2025 at 12:27 AM
Same goes for those MAGA aunts and uncles. And in-laws.
It's almost Thanksgiving! Got an ICE member coming for dinner at your house? No you don't! Can't stop them because you're not the one hosting? No problem. You can shun them, mock them, shame them, cough in their food. They get the weird chair. No weird chair? Make a weird chair.
November 20, 2025 at 11:41 PM
November 20, 2025 at 11:39 PM
It’s 2025.

Why do people still insist on walking at night while wearing all black and nothing reflective?
November 20, 2025 at 11:16 PM
I’m pleasantly surprised and pleased that they got Giamatti to voice John Adam’s in The American Revolution.
November 17, 2025 at 6:00 PM
Blow up the Giants. Just get rid of everyone. This is bullshit
November 16, 2025 at 8:58 PM
November 15, 2025 at 3:43 AM
It’s been a year and I’m still not over her being gone, but no way in hell do I want mom in an AI on my phone. Black Mirror shit right here.
For real, check this out. Evil.
November 14, 2025 at 6:47 PM
Again, I would like to know if this is making America great?
BREAKING: The Trump administration is officially withdrawing a Biden-era plan to require airlines to pay passengers cash compensation when flight disruptions are caused by the airlines.
November 14, 2025 at 4:44 PM
Is America great yet?
Trump's aggressive ICE raids met pushback this week from Syracuse’s underground railroad.

Activists, politicians and strangers collaborated to keep one Syracuse husband from the clutches of ICE.

Incredible story from Michelle Breidenbach & Vince Gasparini: www.syracuse.com/news/2025/11...
When ICE came for Jeremy, Syracuse’s underground railroad helped him escape the country
Friends and family helped a well-known Syracuse man elude detention and flee to France
www.syracuse.com
November 14, 2025 at 3:35 PM
The hill I will die on
There should be exactly one kind of Oreo. These are my politics.
oh wow that’s crazy

oreos with bits of

of oreos. in them

Real Bits of Oreos
November 13, 2025 at 10:02 PM
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Imagine if Dems in the Senate hadn't caved. The House wouldn't be in session rn, the discharge petition wouldn't be signed, people wouldn't have SNAP, govt workers would be RIF'd & the GOP would have some decent talking points. But also online rage addicts would be happier! YMMV!
November 12, 2025 at 9:56 PM
Somewhere, Sam Seaborn is smiling
November 12, 2025 at 8:25 PM
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this is the worst night of my life
THEY HAVE NAMES?!?
November 12, 2025 at 2:00 AM
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I think the belief by the powerful that "people will put up with many things if you are excellent at math" is incredibly revealing in terms of understanding How We Got Here
November 11, 2025 at 7:14 PM