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The Creeping Hand Murder - Maureen Johnson
This is not a novel. This is a casefile. Have you ever thought you could solve a murder if you were given all the evidence? Well, this is your chance. YOU are the detective.
maureenjohnsonbooks.com
If you are shopping today, I wanted to remind you that I wrote a book that is a CASE FILE MYSTERY--something you can give to anyone who likes mysteries. It is also VERY BEAUTIFUL. You can find it at ANY BOOKSTORE, but why not shop an INDIE BOOKSTORE TODAY?
maureenjohnsonbooks.com/book/creepin...
maureenjohnsonbooks.com/book/creepin...
I learned this as a listener of @thedollop.bsky.social
Study: Average 19th-Century American Spent 93% Of Time Waving At Trains, Boats https://theonion.com/study-average-19th-century-american-spent-93-of-time-waving-at-trains-boats/
November 30, 2025 at 10:13 PM
I learned this as a listener of @thedollop.bsky.social
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Short notice, but if anyone is served by the Irving County Library board in Texas they have a Library board meeting tomorrow Dec 1 that might discuss LGBTQ+ materials, new bylaws, & collection development policy. Time & location: irvingtx.gov/index.php?se...
Library Board | Irving, TX Official Website
irvingtx.gov
November 30, 2025 at 9:48 PM
Short notice, but if anyone is served by the Irving County Library board in Texas they have a Library board meeting tomorrow Dec 1 that might discuss LGBTQ+ materials, new bylaws, & collection development policy. Time & location: irvingtx.gov/index.php?se...
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This might be the best piece of merch I've ever made. Very limited supply so grab em while they're hot.
HO HO OH NO!! Santa Dan has come down the chimney with a very special present for you! Pick up your SANTA DAN'S STICKER STOCKING today: 10 Sticker Club stickers, toys, candy, and an ICE whistle. Only 40 available. merch.sayswhopodcast.com/products/san...
Santa Dan's Sticker Stocking – Says Who Podcast
Santa Dan has been hard at working putting together something special for you! Each Sticker Stocking comes crammed with TEN stickers pulled from the last four years of the Says Who Sticker Club. Every stocking will have a random collection of oldie-but-goodies, some new ones, and some all-time classics. But all fun! B
merch.sayswhopodcast.com
November 30, 2025 at 4:01 PM
This might be the best piece of merch I've ever made. Very limited supply so grab em while they're hot.
Me approaching any critic who has something nasty to say about Wake Up Dead Man.
November 30, 2025 at 4:45 AM
Me approaching any critic who has something nasty to say about Wake Up Dead Man.
Also I got to stay for a Q&A with @rianjohnson.bsky.social thanks to the fact that the manager is a reader and @sayswhopodcast.com fan so basically I’ve had the best night ever. Go see it. It is incredible. And will make you happy.
November 30, 2025 at 3:25 AM
Also I got to stay for a Q&A with @rianjohnson.bsky.social thanks to the fact that the manager is a reader and @sayswhopodcast.com fan so basically I’ve had the best night ever. Go see it. It is incredible. And will make you happy.
It’s even better than Knives Out. It’s so good on so many levels. It’s the locked room mystery to heal 2025 maybe?
November 30, 2025 at 2:33 AM
It’s even better than Knives Out. It’s so good on so many levels. It’s the locked room mystery to heal 2025 maybe?
It is happening. Thank you @rianjohnson.bsky.social
November 30, 2025 at 12:04 AM
It is happening. Thank you @rianjohnson.bsky.social
Sô whåt do ŷou ðo whén a creēp reënters
When a cancelled performer reënters the culture, we expect them to offer us a great work, channelling their newfound clarity into the finest art they’ve ever made. With his new comedy show and début novel, has Louis C.K. met the bar?
www.newyorker.com/culture/crit...
www.newyorker.com/culture/crit...
Louis C.K.’s Next Chapter
In a new standup special, and a début novel, the comedian navigates murky, post-#MeToo terrain: not quite exiled, not quite welcomed back.
www.newyorker.com
November 29, 2025 at 11:10 PM
Sô whåt do ŷou ðo whén a creēp reënters
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600 ICE agents were supposed to be deployed to Canal Street. Hundreds of New Yorkers gathered instead.
Quick summary by me:
Quick summary by me:
November 29, 2025 at 6:55 PM
600 ICE agents were supposed to be deployed to Canal Street. Hundreds of New Yorkers gathered instead.
Quick summary by me:
Quick summary by me:
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ICE was blocked and impeded by people all the way to the Lincoln Tunnel
November 29, 2025 at 6:32 PM
ICE was blocked and impeded by people all the way to the Lincoln Tunnel
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"I hope you get the worst fucking hemorrhoids and can never sit down," one protester says heckling the masked feds staring down from the parking garage above.
November 29, 2025 at 4:49 PM
"I hope you get the worst fucking hemorrhoids and can never sit down," one protester says heckling the masked feds staring down from the parking garage above.
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Confirmed: Earlier this morning a photog overheard agents inside the parking garage say “dismissed,” believed to be calling off their planned mass raid.
A source tells me they had planned for *hundreds* of agents to flood Canal St. They got flooded instead.
A source tells me they had planned for *hundreds* of agents to flood Canal St. They got flooded instead.
November 29, 2025 at 6:01 PM
Confirmed: Earlier this morning a photog overheard agents inside the parking garage say “dismissed,” believed to be calling off their planned mass raid.
A source tells me they had planned for *hundreds* of agents to flood Canal St. They got flooded instead.
A source tells me they had planned for *hundreds* of agents to flood Canal St. They got flooded instead.
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Lots of shoving from NYPD to create an empty area for ICE to RETREAT after their planned raid got exposed
LRAD now ordering dispersal outside parking garage to force dispersal.
LRAD now ordering dispersal outside parking garage to force dispersal.
November 29, 2025 at 5:43 PM
Lots of shoving from NYPD to create an empty area for ICE to RETREAT after their planned raid got exposed
LRAD now ordering dispersal outside parking garage to force dispersal.
LRAD now ordering dispersal outside parking garage to force dispersal.
Let's go, NYC.
ICE still FROZEN at Centre St & Howard in lower Manhattan right now as calls continue circulating for people to join.
NYPD arriving with barricades.
NYPD arriving with barricades.
November 29, 2025 at 5:32 PM
Let's go, NYC.
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Be true to yourself. Make the bastards sad that you’re alive.
November 28, 2025 at 8:16 PM
Be true to yourself. Make the bastards sad that you’re alive.
Just stopped by @strandbookstore.bsky.social and did an impromptu signing while Dexy got over 20 minutes of butt scratches. They also have the new DEATH AT MORNING HOUSE paperbacks! I signed everything of mine they had. GET OVER THERE! THE PLACE IS COOKING.
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Maureen Johnson on Instagram: "Did an impromptu signing at @strandbookstore of all my books, including the new Death at Morning House paperback! Dexy got over 20 minutes of scritches. She LOVES The St...
29 likes, 1 comments - maureenjohnsonbooks on November 28, 2025: "Did an impromptu signing at @strandbookstore of all my books, including the new Death at Morning House paperback! Dexy got over 20 min...
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November 28, 2025 at 7:12 PM
Just stopped by @strandbookstore.bsky.social and did an impromptu signing while Dexy got over 20 minutes of butt scratches. They also have the new DEATH AT MORNING HOUSE paperbacks! I signed everything of mine they had. GET OVER THERE! THE PLACE IS COOKING.
www.instagram.com/p/DRnHsQHCdnX/
www.instagram.com/p/DRnHsQHCdnX/
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Free shipping the next couple days over at the Says Who Bookshop! bookshop.org/shop/sayswho
Says Who Bookshop Bookshop
Hey SaysWhovians! Books. Maybe you've heard of them. Maybe you read them! Here is where you can get them, help support indie bookshops, and kick Bezos in the balls.
bookshop.org
November 28, 2025 at 3:17 PM
Free shipping the next couple days over at the Says Who Bookshop! bookshop.org/shop/sayswho
Going to put some indie stores up all day today. For example, if you buy from the good folks at @bookmoon.bsky.social, you are helping keep this beloved neighborhood bookstore open. And they will send you GIFTS for purchases over $100.
www.bookmoonbooks.com/browse/filte...
www.bookmoonbooks.com/browse/filte...
Book Moon Books
Bright and shiny independent bookshop in Easthampton, MA
www.bookmoonbooks.com
November 28, 2025 at 3:41 PM
Going to put some indie stores up all day today. For example, if you buy from the good folks at @bookmoon.bsky.social, you are helping keep this beloved neighborhood bookstore open. And they will send you GIFTS for purchases over $100.
www.bookmoonbooks.com/browse/filte...
www.bookmoonbooks.com/browse/filte...
Here's a bit more about YOU ARE THE DETECTIVE: THE CREEPING HAND MURDER in the WSJ:
www.wsj.com/arts-culture...
www.wsj.com/arts-culture...
The Return of the Do-It-Yourself Adventure
Plus reviews of “Can You Solve the Murder” by Antony Johnston and “Consider the Consequences” by Doris Webster and Mary Alden Hopkins.
www.wsj.com
November 28, 2025 at 3:03 PM
Here's a bit more about YOU ARE THE DETECTIVE: THE CREEPING HAND MURDER in the WSJ:
www.wsj.com/arts-culture...
www.wsj.com/arts-culture...
If you are shopping today, I wanted to remind you that I wrote a book that is a CASE FILE MYSTERY--something you can give to anyone who likes mysteries. It is also VERY BEAUTIFUL. You can find it at ANY BOOKSTORE, but why not shop an INDIE BOOKSTORE TODAY?
maureenjohnsonbooks.com/book/creepin...
maureenjohnsonbooks.com/book/creepin...
The Creeping Hand Murder - Maureen Johnson
This is not a novel. This is a casefile. Have you ever thought you could solve a murder if you were given all the evidence? Well, this is your chance. YOU are the detective.
maureenjohnsonbooks.com
November 28, 2025 at 3:02 PM
If you are shopping today, I wanted to remind you that I wrote a book that is a CASE FILE MYSTERY--something you can give to anyone who likes mysteries. It is also VERY BEAUTIFUL. You can find it at ANY BOOKSTORE, but why not shop an INDIE BOOKSTORE TODAY?
maureenjohnsonbooks.com/book/creepin...
maureenjohnsonbooks.com/book/creepin...
*salutes Snoopy*
*proceeds politely through crowd*
Pardon me, everyone, I have an appointment with Santa.
*proceeds politely through crowd*
Pardon me, everyone, I have an appointment with Santa.
November 27, 2025 at 3:22 PM
*salutes Snoopy*
*proceeds politely through crowd*
Pardon me, everyone, I have an appointment with Santa.
*proceeds politely through crowd*
Pardon me, everyone, I have an appointment with Santa.
Thank you.
Have you ever considered that this is your own personal January Sixth? GOOD LUCK
November 27, 2025 at 3:19 PM
Thank you.
*makes way across town toward the parade*
November 27, 2025 at 3:14 PM
*makes way across town toward the parade*
My pumpkin pie turned out dark, but that is because I used a vegan recipe that didn't have a lot of condensed milk in it. This is pumpkin, coconut cream, and many NICE AND SPICY THINGS. Very pleased with the crust.
November 26, 2025 at 11:09 PM
My pumpkin pie turned out dark, but that is because I used a vegan recipe that didn't have a lot of condensed milk in it. This is pumpkin, coconut cream, and many NICE AND SPICY THINGS. Very pleased with the crust.