Maureen Johnson
@maureenjohnsonbooks.com
Me approaching any critic who has something nasty to say about Wake Up Dead Man.
November 30, 2025 at 4:45 AM
Me approaching any critic who has something nasty to say about Wake Up Dead Man.
It is happening. Thank you @rianjohnson.bsky.social
November 30, 2025 at 12:04 AM
It is happening. Thank you @rianjohnson.bsky.social
My pumpkin pie turned out dark, but that is because I used a vegan recipe that didn't have a lot of condensed milk in it. This is pumpkin, coconut cream, and many NICE AND SPICY THINGS. Very pleased with the crust.
November 26, 2025 at 11:09 PM
My pumpkin pie turned out dark, but that is because I used a vegan recipe that didn't have a lot of condensed milk in it. This is pumpkin, coconut cream, and many NICE AND SPICY THINGS. Very pleased with the crust.
In order to allow me to remain in Iceland, @hildur.bsky.social and I held opposite ends of a fabric whale to be married in what we assume is a legally binding ceremony.
November 16, 2025 at 12:58 PM
In order to allow me to remain in Iceland, @hildur.bsky.social and I held opposite ends of a fabric whale to be married in what we assume is a legally binding ceremony.
This is Jólakötturinn, the Icelandic Christmas cat, who eats children who do not get new clothes. Christmas is here, children!
November 15, 2025 at 10:39 PM
This is Jólakötturinn, the Icelandic Christmas cat, who eats children who do not get new clothes. Christmas is here, children!
I’d believe in elves too if I lived on a magical landscape of naturally boiling water that explodes and bubbles from the ground.
November 15, 2025 at 4:05 PM
I’d believe in elves too if I lived on a magical landscape of naturally boiling water that explodes and bubbles from the ground.
Oh and you hang out with George RE Martin too.
November 14, 2025 at 6:28 PM
Oh and you hang out with George RE Martin too.
Iceland Noir: the festival where you meet the President of Iceland and she’s super nice and you give her a book.
November 14, 2025 at 6:27 PM
Iceland Noir: the festival where you meet the President of Iceland and she’s super nice and you give her a book.
Walked across the frozen Tjörnin in the old side of Reykjavik. Just incredible. Did not die.
November 13, 2025 at 5:49 PM
Walked across the frozen Tjörnin in the old side of Reykjavik. Just incredible. Did not die.
When you fight a TERF then have to change and return to the same green room so you put on all your pins.
November 13, 2025 at 2:23 PM
When you fight a TERF then have to change and return to the same green room so you put on all your pins.
Good morning from Reykjavik, where they proudly represent!
November 13, 2025 at 12:45 PM
Good morning from Reykjavik, where they proudly represent!
How it’s going:
November 12, 2025 at 7:14 AM
How it’s going:
Off to Iceland!
November 11, 2025 at 8:31 PM
Off to Iceland!
Let's see what the worst person I knew in college is up to today...
November 5, 2025 at 9:22 PM
Let's see what the worst person I knew in college is up to today...
This is a genuine interaction I just had with a Cuomo text that I think speaks to how things are going for them:
November 4, 2025 at 6:03 PM
This is a genuine interaction I just had with a Cuomo text that I think speaks to how things are going for them:
Andrew Cuomo enters his final hours of campaigning.
November 4, 2025 at 1:34 AM
Andrew Cuomo enters his final hours of campaigning.
My readers are out tonight.
October 31, 2025 at 10:24 PM
My readers are out tonight.
These are screenshots from the ACTUAL WHITE HOUSE PAGE on the timeline of the East Wing. You may not believe what you re seeing. Go and check for yourself. This...I don't even know what to say about this.
October 24, 2025 at 4:31 PM
These are screenshots from the ACTUAL WHITE HOUSE PAGE on the timeline of the East Wing. You may not believe what you re seeing. Go and check for yourself. This...I don't even know what to say about this.
I spend a year plotting a mystery novel and then this happens.
October 20, 2025 at 1:56 AM
I spend a year plotting a mystery novel and then this happens.
Who robbed the Louvre? Right answers only.
October 20, 2025 at 1:39 AM
Who robbed the Louvre? Right answers only.
We had a great group of @aabbri.bsky.social members marching together in NYC yesterday. We carried our banner from 49th to 14th, meeting people, even signing up new members. Everyone wanted to talk about the danger of book banning. We had conversations for hours. It was great.
October 19, 2025 at 7:48 PM
We had a great group of @aabbri.bsky.social members marching together in NYC yesterday. We carried our banner from 49th to 14th, meeting people, even signing up new members. Everyone wanted to talk about the danger of book banning. We had conversations for hours. It was great.
Me, every day now:
October 6, 2025 at 2:08 AM
Me, every day now: