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Matt Cooney
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Dad to Logan, the bravest kid I know, and Olivia, the best dancer and singer I know. Married to Erica, the most patient woman I know 😉

Do #IT stuff for a hospital

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https://hachyderm.io/@MattCC716
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🎵 ... in the back of my Dragulaaaaaa! 🎵
We will skip through the meadows and run through the woods and swim in the river.
November 25, 2025 at 2:38 AM
November 25, 2025 at 3:04 AM
Time for an Herb Brooks style free throw practice session.
November 25, 2025 at 1:34 AM
Don’t think Red was a fan of the shot selection
November 25, 2025 at 1:29 AM
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Fucking free throws
November 25, 2025 at 1:27 AM
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Candace said it best! After this game you make THAT CALL?!
barack obama is standing in front of an american flag and congratulating someone .
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November 25, 2025 at 1:26 AM
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November 25, 2025 at 1:22 AM
November 25, 2025 at 1:22 AM
Free basketball!
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November 25, 2025 at 1:18 AM
The end of game sequence was poor.

But yay overtime.
November 25, 2025 at 1:16 AM
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November 25, 2025 at 1:12 AM
Was fun while it lasted. Feels like they’re losing touch.

Much better effort than I expected going in.
November 25, 2025 at 12:56 AM
Quite the and 1
November 25, 2025 at 12:46 AM
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Me getting fired up to sit on the patio
"We outside but we inside" - Jameis Winston
November 23, 2025 at 6:36 PM
Seriously. Running clock?
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November 22, 2025 at 10:28 PM
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Detail
November 22, 2025 at 9:47 PM
I do like Fran’s jacket
November 22, 2025 at 9:37 PM
Game. Set. Match.

Running clock maybe?
November 22, 2025 at 8:35 PM
Just dawned on me she isn’t in Vegas. Did Sky finally dump Danica? #formula1
November 22, 2025 at 4:54 AM
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Massive shoutout out to whoever handles the Royal Canadian Air Force’s social media account. They responded to every single comment on their already very solid Trans Day of Remembrance post and they responded like this…
November 22, 2025 at 1:03 AM
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"do a dollop" motherfucker I will hit you with my car
November 22, 2025 at 2:02 AM
Get in my belly
November 22, 2025 at 12:27 AM
Same goes for those MAGA aunts and uncles. And in-laws.
It's almost Thanksgiving! Got an ICE member coming for dinner at your house? No you don't! Can't stop them because you're not the one hosting? No problem. You can shun them, mock them, shame them, cough in their food. They get the weird chair. No weird chair? Make a weird chair.
November 20, 2025 at 11:41 PM