@thinkingbayonet.bsky.social
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Not an official account of anything or anyone other than a guy who never learned when to shut his mouth. You'll Never Walk Alone.
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if they aren't trained and employed as livestock guardian dogs, they are basically very opinionated rugs that you have to feed. but mine is so good with little kids, he's the best. Didn't even blink when my 6yo accidentally fell right on top of him.
thinkingbayonet.bsky.social
don't point lasers at aircraft you absolute fucking idiots
thinkingbayonet.bsky.social
99% of the time: sleeping, eating, moseying around the perimeter

When duty calls: the last thing a coyote (or 8) ever sees
thinkingbayonet.bsky.social
Anyway if you are a) not a fan of predators and b) not squeamish you should Google "Casper the Great Pyrenees," what an incredible breed
thinkingbayonet.bsky.social
I've got an ~8 month old Great Pyrenees puppy and while I never intended to adopt anything other than shelter dogs and while they can be incredibly frustrating puppies (they're nocturnal! 🫩) they are also the best goddamn dogs in the entire world
thinkingbayonet.bsky.social
It's like having a polar bear who loves your kids as much as you do guarding your house
thinkingbayonet.bsky.social
I've got an ~8 month old Great Pyrenees puppy and while I never intended to adopt anything other than shelter dogs and while they can be incredibly frustrating puppies (they're nocturnal! 🫩) they are also the best goddamn dogs in the entire world
thinkingbayonet.bsky.social
While I'm at it, I could use more of the "solving puzzles in an ancient temple in the jungle while searching for lost treasure" genre. Always good fun to be had in an ancient jungle temple.
thinkingbayonet.bsky.social
I like The Lord of the Rings a lot but we need more bite sized swords and sorcery fantasy TV/movies. Willow is the platonic ideal of lightweight high fantasy, and Dungeons and Dragons (2023) is its spiritual successor. But overall the field seems very thin 🫤
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Very true, not everything needs to be a 10+ hour epic. Stardust comes to mind as well.
thinkingbayonet.bsky.social
I like The Lord of the Rings a lot but we need more bite sized swords and sorcery fantasy TV/movies. Willow is the platonic ideal of lightweight high fantasy, and Dungeons and Dragons (2023) is its spiritual successor. But overall the field seems very thin 🫤
thinkingbayonet.bsky.social
sometimes a guy needs to detach from reality for 90min and enter a world of trolls, rogues, and baddies with swords and form fitting armor 🤷‍♂️
Joanne Whalley as Sorsha in Willow
thinkingbayonet.bsky.social
I like The Lord of the Rings a lot but we need more bite sized swords and sorcery fantasy TV/movies. Willow is the platonic ideal of lightweight high fantasy, and Dungeons and Dragons (2023) is its spiritual successor. But overall the field seems very thin 🫤
thinkingbayonet.bsky.social
Learned something new today 🤦‍♂️
thinkingbayonet.bsky.social
he's still on Twitter? that is an affirmative choice.
thinkingbayonet.bsky.social
You will enforce immigration laws by cutting firebreaks in the Sierra Nevada, repairing flood works in New Orleans, and removing garbage from Baltimore Harbor.

There will be no need to be armed during these operations.
thinkingbayonet.bsky.social
The next Dem admin can simply do unto ICE what Russ Voght has done unto the rest of the civil service
thinkingbayonet.bsky.social
far from my area of expertise and sort of falls into additive manufacturing but bioprinting seems pretty cool and would have mil applications
thinkingbayonet.bsky.social
Better a melon than some of the other things they got up to 🤦‍♂️
thinkingbayonet.bsky.social
look war does strange things to a man, or so I hear
thinkingbayonet.bsky.social
It's all well and good if DFAS employees are still working because they're funded by the DWWCF, but it's a) a holiday weekend and b) the civilians processing pay in the services are probably furloughed at the moment