SpecialKimtamine™ 🚩🏴☠️🇮🇹🇺🇸
@lorazekim.bsky.social
Villainous, rude motherfucker, cancer warrior, grilled cheese connoisseur, GenX, seesaw champion, whiskey, FAFO, pill popper, trophy wife
Pronouns: try/me #FuckCancer
Some shit: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:2hnlymg6sdllcl6dfkpzar7w/feed/aaak76ey34ym4
Pronouns: try/me #FuckCancer
Some shit: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:2hnlymg6sdllcl6dfkpzar7w/feed/aaak76ey34ym4
Pinned
Fuck flowers. Snort coke off my ass and let’s fuck to Slayer
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What if Banksy painted on the Wonderwall?
November 10, 2025 at 8:16 AM
What if Banksy painted on the Wonderwall?
I don’t care if I asked you the same question 13 motherfucking times. I don’t remember. Say it again
November 10, 2025 at 2:43 PM
I don’t care if I asked you the same question 13 motherfucking times. I don’t remember. Say it again
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I'm an 8 but I'm funny af and can cook bomb ass meals
November 8, 2025 at 3:24 AM
I'm an 8 but I'm funny af and can cook bomb ass meals
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7: Fire is magic.
Me: No, it’s science.
7: OK, then, what’s fire made of?
Me: Um…
7: 🎵𝘪𝘵’𝘴 𝘔𝘈𝘈𝘈𝘈𝘎𝘐𝘊🎵
Me: No, it’s science.
7: OK, then, what’s fire made of?
Me: Um…
7: 🎵𝘪𝘵’𝘴 𝘔𝘈𝘈𝘈𝘈𝘎𝘐𝘊🎵
November 10, 2025 at 10:26 AM
7: Fire is magic.
Me: No, it’s science.
7: OK, then, what’s fire made of?
Me: Um…
7: 🎵𝘪𝘵’𝘴 𝘔𝘈𝘈𝘈𝘈𝘎𝘐𝘊🎵
Me: No, it’s science.
7: OK, then, what’s fire made of?
Me: Um…
7: 🎵𝘪𝘵’𝘴 𝘔𝘈𝘈𝘈𝘈𝘎𝘐𝘊🎵
When something needs said but no one wants to say it they let me off the leash
November 9, 2025 at 3:44 PM
When something needs said but no one wants to say it they let me off the leash
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Do we live in a soup or a salad?
November 8, 2025 at 8:19 PM
Do we live in a soup or a salad?
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ever since I was a little girl I knew I wanted to circle the block for parking
November 8, 2025 at 6:17 PM
ever since I was a little girl I knew I wanted to circle the block for parking
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Blair witch style is a type of reverse cowgirl if you think about it
November 5, 2025 at 8:01 PM
Blair witch style is a type of reverse cowgirl if you think about it
Have you ever looked at someone and told them to shut the fuck up and they didn’t say anything? Just me? OK cool cool cool
November 9, 2025 at 2:57 PM
Have you ever looked at someone and told them to shut the fuck up and they didn’t say anything? Just me? OK cool cool cool
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the square root of pants is pantsless
November 8, 2025 at 4:53 PM
the square root of pants is pantsless
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That scene in Happy Gilmore when he’s taking fastballs to the sternum from a pitching machine – it’s like that
November 8, 2025 at 5:01 PM
That scene in Happy Gilmore when he’s taking fastballs to the sternum from a pitching machine – it’s like that
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Have you ever ended up hating a
fellow shopper just because you encounter them in every aisle? Grocery store entanglement is a bitch.
fellow shopper just because you encounter them in every aisle? Grocery store entanglement is a bitch.
November 8, 2025 at 2:07 PM
Have you ever ended up hating a
fellow shopper just because you encounter them in every aisle? Grocery store entanglement is a bitch.
fellow shopper just because you encounter them in every aisle? Grocery store entanglement is a bitch.
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The only thing that stands between you and your dreams are all the things you suck at
November 8, 2025 at 12:42 PM
The only thing that stands between you and your dreams are all the things you suck at
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(narrator)
Driven from her bed by hunger she struggles her way into a bra.
Driven from her bed by hunger she struggles her way into a bra.
November 8, 2025 at 1:15 PM
(narrator)
Driven from her bed by hunger she struggles her way into a bra.
Driven from her bed by hunger she struggles her way into a bra.
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So of course you were right not to tell the mysteriousness that it was misbuttoned, I tend to miss the point of mysteriousness
November 9, 2025 at 6:19 AM
So of course you were right not to tell the mysteriousness that it was misbuttoned, I tend to miss the point of mysteriousness
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Make a funnel out of crispy turkey skin and just pour the gravy down my throat, b
November 9, 2025 at 2:29 PM
Make a funnel out of crispy turkey skin and just pour the gravy down my throat, b
Them: Smile! It makes you look more friendly!
Me: I’m not
Me: I’m not
November 8, 2025 at 9:47 PM
Them: Smile! It makes you look more friendly!
Me: I’m not
Me: I’m not
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proposition: i give you a trillion dollars and all you have to do is post roughly 156 times a day
could you do it?
could you do it?
November 7, 2025 at 11:47 PM
proposition: i give you a trillion dollars and all you have to do is post roughly 156 times a day
could you do it?
could you do it?
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You can only call yourself a true fan when you admit - even just to yourself - that that one song is really crap.
November 7, 2025 at 11:48 PM
You can only call yourself a true fan when you admit - even just to yourself - that that one song is really crap.
You picked the wrong one. You wanna fight, you better get right with Jesus
November 7, 2025 at 12:49 PM
You picked the wrong one. You wanna fight, you better get right with Jesus
You know that hour we lost, I was going to use that one to get my life together
November 7, 2025 at 11:29 AM
You know that hour we lost, I was going to use that one to get my life together
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i will look for you, i will find you, and i will clam slam you
November 5, 2025 at 10:40 AM
i will look for you, i will find you, and i will clam slam you
Kid: dad you know mom’s mom pretty well don’t you
Husband: yeah
Kid: what’s she into
Husband: mmm I don’t…
Me: negativity
Husband: yeah that
Husband: yeah
Kid: what’s she into
Husband: mmm I don’t…
Me: negativity
Husband: yeah that
November 5, 2025 at 9:56 PM
Kid: dad you know mom’s mom pretty well don’t you
Husband: yeah
Kid: what’s she into
Husband: mmm I don’t…
Me: negativity
Husband: yeah that
Husband: yeah
Kid: what’s she into
Husband: mmm I don’t…
Me: negativity
Husband: yeah that
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When you're at a Japanese steakhouse and the Hibachi chef throws you a piece of shrimp
November 5, 2025 at 3:36 PM
When you're at a Japanese steakhouse and the Hibachi chef throws you a piece of shrimp