Thanksjayving
@jaycubed2k.bsky.social
I mean, I guess...
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Thanksjayving
@jaycubed2k.bsky.social
· Aug 19
Sorry i give off "Millhouse at 40" vibes
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Ya know, at first I was pretty sad to see some of my favs move over to that wooly mammoth site. But then I opened up my circle of friends a little wider and met some new great people here. So I guess it was all a blessing in disguise. I appreciate y’all 🫶
November 16, 2025 at 12:17 AM
Ya know, at first I was pretty sad to see some of my favs move over to that wooly mammoth site. But then I opened up my circle of friends a little wider and met some new great people here. So I guess it was all a blessing in disguise. I appreciate y’all 🫶
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I don’t know anything anymore. So hit me up if you need some top tier advice
September 14, 2025 at 3:16 AM
I don’t know anything anymore. So hit me up if you need some top tier advice
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This made me spit my crisp chardonnay with notes of green apple and citrus all over my dogeared copy of the Meditations of Marcus Aurelius.
November 14, 2025 at 5:48 PM
This made me spit my crisp chardonnay with notes of green apple and citrus all over my dogeared copy of the Meditations of Marcus Aurelius.
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buying your therapist a couple of drinks because I need to settle a bet
August 21, 2025 at 9:31 PM
buying your therapist a couple of drinks because I need to settle a bet
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Sure I like you, but I also like sturdy trash bags and cowlicks
November 13, 2025 at 3:02 PM
Sure I like you, but I also like sturdy trash bags and cowlicks
The Social Media Starter Kit since 2006: you describe yourself as sarcastic, make a big deal about the word moist, and pretend to be scared of clowns
November 14, 2025 at 6:39 PM
The Social Media Starter Kit since 2006: you describe yourself as sarcastic, make a big deal about the word moist, and pretend to be scared of clowns
Sometimes for entertainment I go to the profiles of the people who leave the lamest replies on people's good skeets
Idk mostly because I hate myself I guess
Idk mostly because I hate myself I guess
November 14, 2025 at 6:08 PM
Sometimes for entertainment I go to the profiles of the people who leave the lamest replies on people's good skeets
Idk mostly because I hate myself I guess
Idk mostly because I hate myself I guess
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I hope the goth girl in my high school sex ed class who grabbed the banana during the condom demonstration and slowly squished it while making eye contact with our teacher is doing okay
November 14, 2025 at 4:04 AM
I hope the goth girl in my high school sex ed class who grabbed the banana during the condom demonstration and slowly squished it while making eye contact with our teacher is doing okay
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I met a weird girl and within 20 minutes she had me eating nerd clusters straight from her hand like a horse
November 14, 2025 at 2:19 PM
I met a weird girl and within 20 minutes she had me eating nerd clusters straight from her hand like a horse
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there's an owl literally hooting outside, predictable much???
November 14, 2025 at 1:10 AM
there's an owl literally hooting outside, predictable much???
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ok wow they sure give you lots of extra skin as you age
November 6, 2025 at 11:35 PM
ok wow they sure give you lots of extra skin as you age
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Sorry I haven’t been posting much lately, you guys. I’ve been really busy
*continues putting pegs in Lite Brite*
*continues putting pegs in Lite Brite*
November 14, 2025 at 4:19 PM
Sorry I haven’t been posting much lately, you guys. I’ve been really busy
*continues putting pegs in Lite Brite*
*continues putting pegs in Lite Brite*
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Which one of you sluts is going to validate me next?
November 12, 2025 at 1:27 AM
Which one of you sluts is going to validate me next?
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me, as a therapist: omg samesies
November 11, 2025 at 3:02 PM
me, as a therapist: omg samesies
Your honor, permission to do the jerk-off motion
November 14, 2025 at 5:54 PM
Your honor, permission to do the jerk-off motion
People know I'm the office bad boy because I'll have a breakfast pizza any damn time of day
November 14, 2025 at 5:27 PM
People know I'm the office bad boy because I'll have a breakfast pizza any damn time of day
Another cool thing about today's political climate is that words that held really strong meaning years ago have just become useless buzzwords
November 14, 2025 at 5:23 PM
Another cool thing about today's political climate is that words that held really strong meaning years ago have just become useless buzzwords
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I’ve decided to give in to “gluttony” and “sloth” because I’m an overachiever
November 14, 2025 at 3:38 PM
I’ve decided to give in to “gluttony” and “sloth” because I’m an overachiever
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Me: I'll have a beer
Waiter: it's 10am
Me: I'll have a beer and some scrambled eggs
Waiter: it's 10am
Me: I'll have a beer and some scrambled eggs
December 18, 2024 at 3:00 PM
Me: I'll have a beer
Waiter: it's 10am
Me: I'll have a beer and some scrambled eggs
Waiter: it's 10am
Me: I'll have a beer and some scrambled eggs
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megyn kelly sipping from her bottle of hair bleach before she puts it on her hair and going "one for you, one for me"
November 14, 2025 at 4:58 PM
megyn kelly sipping from her bottle of hair bleach before she puts it on her hair and going "one for you, one for me"
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Serious talk in the dojo of replacing me with an inflatable tube man.
November 12, 2025 at 9:46 PM
Serious talk in the dojo of replacing me with an inflatable tube man.
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if you see a very tall woman at the grocery store sweating and crying while trying to climb in with the frozen foods just leave her alone
November 14, 2025 at 4:34 PM
if you see a very tall woman at the grocery store sweating and crying while trying to climb in with the frozen foods just leave her alone
