Wombat Wrangler
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I have no doubt that If It Came Down To Me Or It I could kill a turkey (or Canada goose) with my bare hands. But only a fool would seek out that confrontation while going about their life in urban America in 2026.
This guy's at work for God's sake!
This guy's at work for God's sake!
That is the attitude of someone who has never seen how big a turkey is in person, or is a liar.
February 15, 2026 at 3:53 AM
I have no doubt that If It Came Down To Me Or It I could kill a turkey (or Canada goose) with my bare hands. But only a fool would seek out that confrontation while going about their life in urban America in 2026.
This guy's at work for God's sake!
This guy's at work for God's sake!
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Pursuit to the ball, tackling together, intense effort, they got it all
February 15, 2026 at 3:48 AM
Pursuit to the ball, tackling together, intense effort, they got it all
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This is not a genuine Frog and Toad quote.
February 15, 2026 at 3:13 AM
This is not a genuine Frog and Toad quote.
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i can’t stop laughing
February 15, 2026 at 12:05 AM
i can’t stop laughing
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well now he’s just gonna be unbearable
February 14, 2026 at 1:21 AM
well now he’s just gonna be unbearable
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it’s above 40 degrees in february and so I am unfortunately spring-pilled. I’ve got the windows open and I’m thinking about clearing off the grill. I am confident this heatwave will continue forever and I will not have my heart broken by another 48 inches of snow in march
February 13, 2026 at 9:17 PM
it’s above 40 degrees in february and so I am unfortunately spring-pilled. I’ve got the windows open and I’m thinking about clearing off the grill. I am confident this heatwave will continue forever and I will not have my heart broken by another 48 inches of snow in march
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i will fulfill my obligations today
February 13, 2026 at 6:21 PM
i will fulfill my obligations today
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if an adult plays the trombone in the peanuts universe it sounds like words
February 13, 2026 at 12:20 AM
if an adult plays the trombone in the peanuts universe it sounds like words
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Starting to think it is required to play Disco Elysium to understand Bluesky
![Disco Elysium
RHETORIC (Heroic: Failure] - Alright, here we go. We're devoting all your available brain cells to coming up with a question about communism. Scratch that, to coming up with *the* question about communism, the alpha and omega of communism
questions, and that question is:
1. - (Whisper.) "Are women bourgeois?" 2. - Oh god, that's bad. Surely I can think of
something better.](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:f4d76fjna5nxqsy2fu6cgmp3/bafkreibxx5lrb7n5zfgwcfjsz35fcqahztcujaydwlbqb4aiys4fxwesqi@jpeg)
February 13, 2026 at 1:59 AM
Starting to think it is required to play Disco Elysium to understand Bluesky
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While trying to think of the word “mummy,” @edsbs.bsky.social said “you know, sand perverts”
February 13, 2026 at 12:59 AM
While trying to think of the word “mummy,” @edsbs.bsky.social said “you know, sand perverts”
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There are such serious divisive issues to be outraged by, but I think everyone needs to come together and fight the temperature changing 40 degrees in one day. We can all hate this equally, right?
December 29, 2025 at 12:32 PM
There are such serious divisive issues to be outraged by, but I think everyone needs to come together and fight the temperature changing 40 degrees in one day. We can all hate this equally, right?
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Castlevania: *signs up for a Bluesky account*
The Castlevania series turns 40 this year, and Konami has announced a new 2D game to celebrate the occasion. https://bit.ly/466qUOD
February 13, 2026 at 12:03 AM
Castlevania: *signs up for a Bluesky account*
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gooch first as god intended
February 12, 2026 at 5:57 PM
gooch first as god intended
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the most famous graduate of my high school is me
February 12, 2026 at 5:07 PM
the most famous graduate of my high school is me
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There are no shades of gray here.
Joey Porter Sr.: Ben Roethlisberger is not a good teammate or good person.
Joey Porter Sr.: Ben Roethlisberger is not a good teammate or good person
Joey Porter Sr. and Ben Roethlisberger were teammates on the Steelers for three years, which included winning Super Bowl XL.
www.nbcsports.com
February 12, 2026 at 1:52 PM
There are no shades of gray here.
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i went to trade school with a guy who wasn't really "good at Drills", as he put it, and one day it slipped and he drove a 5/16" bit right into the palm of his hand. He tried to reverse it to get it out, which is a thing you should never do if a drill bit is inside of you. So in short, yes.
At the age of 58, I’ve bought my first drill. Can it make me a new man? | Adrian Chiles
At the age of 58, I’ve bought my first drill. Can it make me a new man? | Adrian Chiles
Bored with my DIY hopelessness, I’ve decided it’s time I learned some basics, writes Adrian Charles
www.theguardian.com
February 12, 2026 at 1:31 PM
i went to trade school with a guy who wasn't really "good at Drills", as he put it, and one day it slipped and he drove a 5/16" bit right into the palm of his hand. He tried to reverse it to get it out, which is a thing you should never do if a drill bit is inside of you. So in short, yes.
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well i for one couldn’t be more excited for the possibilities of AI. finally a technology that answers the age old question ‘what if clippy was wormtongue’
February 12, 2026 at 1:10 PM
well i for one couldn’t be more excited for the possibilities of AI. finally a technology that answers the age old question ‘what if clippy was wormtongue’
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Fast Forward Moving Picture Expert Group
When expanding the acronym confuses you more.
When expanding the acronym confuses you more.
February 12, 2026 at 5:21 AM
Fast Forward Moving Picture Expert Group
When expanding the acronym confuses you more.
When expanding the acronym confuses you more.
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Your Cherokee words for today.
The top word is English followed by how it is written in the Cherokee language followed by how it is spelled in English then how to pronounce it phonetically. The translation is "he/she/they is/are chopping it off with an axe/sharp instrument
The top word is English followed by how it is written in the Cherokee language followed by how it is spelled in English then how to pronounce it phonetically. The translation is "he/she/they is/are chopping it off with an axe/sharp instrument
February 11, 2026 at 10:24 PM
Your Cherokee words for today.
The top word is English followed by how it is written in the Cherokee language followed by how it is spelled in English then how to pronounce it phonetically. The translation is "he/she/they is/are chopping it off with an axe/sharp instrument
The top word is English followed by how it is written in the Cherokee language followed by how it is spelled in English then how to pronounce it phonetically. The translation is "he/she/they is/are chopping it off with an axe/sharp instrument
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TIL Europe (and most of the rest of the world) does not have skunks
February 11, 2026 at 10:18 PM
TIL Europe (and most of the rest of the world) does not have skunks
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I’m gonna have to go with Big Truck but the whole album rules for an outside of the box pick I’m going with Bradley. This is in my top 10 nu metal albums, maybe even number 5
February 11, 2026 at 9:29 PM
I’m gonna have to go with Big Truck but the whole album rules for an outside of the box pick I’m going with Bradley. This is in my top 10 nu metal albums, maybe even number 5
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*rings dinner bell* yall come eat
Can't wait till you read the non social headline
Can't wait till you read the non social headline
Relooted Review: A Thrilling Heist Game Turns Crime Into Justice https://kotaku.com/relooted-review-heist-game-steam-game-pass-2000667754
Relooted Review: A Thrilling Heist Game Turns Crime Into Justice
Hear me out, what if it doesn’t belong in a museum?
kotaku.com
February 11, 2026 at 7:24 PM
*rings dinner bell* yall come eat
Can't wait till you read the non social headline
Can't wait till you read the non social headline
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