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We're all mad here
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I am not going to look for discord alternatives because there are 6000 of them that nobody can agree on i would much rather just make it hell on earth for their PR team until they cave again
February 9, 2026 at 5:14 PM
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really fucked up the way so many people had their brains broken by covid so badly that they are somehow mortally offended by other people wearing masks
February 10, 2026 at 6:44 AM
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U.K. might lose a prime minister because a guy who worked for him knew another guy who hung out with Epstein. Meanwhile the U.S. opposition party is telling our President, who was Epstein's best friend, that his secret police should get better training so their public street murders look less messy.
February 9, 2026 at 4:07 PM
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If there's one benefit from all the Republican criminality and corruption it's that you never have to treat them like good faith interlocutors again. Every currently living Trump accomplice should be treated at most to a reflexive "Eat Shit" for life, and that's better than they deserve
VA Senate president responds to Ted crying about VA’s redistricting, which should add 4 new Dem seats.
February 7, 2026 at 4:46 PM
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The fact that we all think this is satire
But we're also not sure
tells you everything you need to know about our country today
February 5, 2026 at 6:49 PM
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probably not great that every natsec-adjacent reporter has spent the last 24 hours going "ron wyden expert here, this is not cute, ron wydens only do this when they're very distressed"
@wyden.senate.gov's record of warning that there is deep and constitutionally-serious dirt being done by the intelligence agencies in secret is unblemished. The vaguer he is, the filthier the dirt is. This is the vaguest I've ever seen him
Ron Wyden Only Talks Like This When The Spies Do Something *Real* Bad
No, I don't know what they did. But I have a lot of experience with the senator
www.forever-wars.com
February 5, 2026 at 6:44 PM
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do not honestly know if this title is literal or metaphorical
February 5, 2026 at 2:18 PM
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What? AI just reinforces human cognitive biases and can't do abductive reasoning? Who could have guessed?
www.militarystrategymagazine.com/article/ai-c...
AI Command and Staff—Operational Evidence and Insights from Wargaming - Military Strategy Magazine
The uncritical integration of Generative Artificial Intelligence (GenAI) into command-and-control poses a fundamental strategic risk: disrupting the application of violence from command. The danger of...
www.militarystrategymagazine.com
February 4, 2026 at 5:39 PM
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There are no atheists in foxholes.
SOUTH CAROLINA MEASLES VACCINATIONS UP OVER 7,000 DOSES IN JAN 2026 Y/Y, LED BY 72% SURGE IN SPARTANBURG COUNTY SOUTH CAROLINA REPORTS ONE CASE OF MEASLES-RELATED ENCEPHALITIS AMID OUTBREAK
February 4, 2026 at 6:14 PM
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This letter shorter: ATTENTION REPORTERS, THERE IS A STORY HERE
I don’t like this
February 4, 2026 at 8:34 PM
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From: Jeffry E
To: JJ Abrams

bring polpatine back somehow
February 4, 2026 at 7:05 PM
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Jeffrey Epstein to Bob Iger: "what if you took the MCU and made like a hundred streaming shows out of them that never actually advanced a plot"
It’s gotten to the point where you’ll be surprised if something terrible in the world wasn’t planned out in the Epstein emails. You’ll be searching for Wendy’s Spicy Chicken not hitting the way it used to and be like “wow I guess he didn’t have anything to do with that one”
February 4, 2026 at 7:06 PM
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sorry nothing short of “these people never get to have lives in public society again” is gonna cut it. unmask, prosecute, and blacklist every last one
Democrats want commonsense reform for ICE:

End the roving patrols and racial profiling.

Take accountability and abide by the same rules as local police.

Masks need to come off, body cameras need to stay on—no secret police in the United States of America.
February 3, 2026 at 10:55 PM
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The Paris Prosecutor's office announced they are leaving X by stating they raided their offices.

What a way to leave X.
February 3, 2026 at 12:42 PM
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Just doing Watergate out in the open
Holy shit. Not only was Tulsi Gabbard present for the raid on Georgia's election center, she called Trump and put him on speaker phone to the FBI agents conducting the raid! (Gift link)
Trump Had Unusual Call With F.B.I. Agents After Election Center Search
www.nytimes.com
February 2, 2026 at 6:03 PM
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I swear to god, I left this cat alone for two fucking minutes with a jar of red beets.

Two. Minutes.

#CatsofBluesky
February 1, 2026 at 2:01 PM
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We need a sequel to the movie Groundhog Day but when everyone shows up it's just the movie Groundhog Day. No one will be disappointed.
February 2, 2026 at 3:04 PM
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Like 40% of the ruling class just got outed as pedophiles and they’re scared of whatever this is lol. Awesome
February 2, 2026 at 3:43 PM
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you could tell me that there are anywhere from two to nineteen Skarsgard men in Hollywood and I would believe you
February 1, 2026 at 8:42 PM
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Republicans redistricted to win five new seats in Texas. All five are projected to be between R+4 and R+8. To achieve this, they diluted their advantage in other districts.

A 15-point swing in November wipes out Republican control of the state. A 30-point swing erases Republicans in Texas entirely.
Thirty point swing to Democrats deep in the heart of Texas.
Hard to overstate how big a deal a Rehmet win would be. Tarrant County is the epicenter of Christian nationalism in Texas, an incubator for far-right policies, and nexus of billionaire Tim Dunn's network, which is riding hard for Wambsganss. Rehmet almost entirely funded by donations of $100 or less
February 1, 2026 at 3:16 PM
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Sorry, y’all, it’s DEI Settlement now
This race was such a massive swing blowout that Democrat Taylor Rehmet literally won a city called White Settlement
February 1, 2026 at 2:22 PM
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I Photoshop Paddington into a movie, TV show, or pop culture until I forget: Day 1784
February 1, 2026 at 6:55 AM
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Get in, losers, we’re flipping Texas.
February 1, 2026 at 5:28 AM
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Can’t overstate just how devastating tonight’s election result in Texas is for the GOP.

Emotionally - Massive blow to morale losing a Trump +17 seat by 15.

Monetarily - Outspent Ds big and still lost big

Strategically - Newly-rigged House maps now looking flimsy and #TXSen now firmly on the map
February 1, 2026 at 5:25 AM
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Holy fucking shit!

That’s a 32-point over performance AND a flip!!
February 1, 2026 at 5:04 AM