Claude Money
@dirkdammit.bsky.social
Co-Host of the Shonen Flop podcast. He/Him, vaguely leftist, oil paint, guitar, blah blah blah metal blah
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They say imitation crab is the sincerest form of crab
December 27, 2025 at 1:56 PM
They say imitation crab is the sincerest form of crab
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Never forget the true reason for the season en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Feast_o...
Feast of the Ass - Wikipedia
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December 27, 2025 at 10:01 PM
Never forget the true reason for the season en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Feast_o...
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Me playing Battlefield after eating leftovers for 2 days:
December 27, 2025 at 10:57 PM
Me playing Battlefield after eating leftovers for 2 days:
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clicking "translate" on a tweet written in korean, realizing they are being transphobic to me, and telling the author that i fucked his dad, despite the language barrier and an ocean between us
December 26, 2025 at 12:32 PM
clicking "translate" on a tweet written in korean, realizing they are being transphobic to me, and telling the author that i fucked his dad, despite the language barrier and an ocean between us
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cop gets killed by his colleagues not because he refuses to take a bribe but because he talks like a Jos Whedon character
December 28, 2025 at 10:03 AM
cop gets killed by his colleagues not because he refuses to take a bribe but because he talks like a Jos Whedon character
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bluesky is where elder millennials enjoying internet retirement meet younger millennials with untreated depression
December 28, 2025 at 1:54 AM
bluesky is where elder millennials enjoying internet retirement meet younger millennials with untreated depression
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Teletubbies is Islamophobic, The Good Place is Islamophobic Marxist dreck, Nigerian westerns are Islamophobic, squeecore is generally Islamophobic, class war is Islamophobic. Masscult under anarcho-Bidenism is inherently Islamophobic. Sorry to spoil your 'fun'.
December 28, 2025 at 11:56 AM
Teletubbies is Islamophobic, The Good Place is Islamophobic Marxist dreck, Nigerian westerns are Islamophobic, squeecore is generally Islamophobic, class war is Islamophobic. Masscult under anarcho-Bidenism is inherently Islamophobic. Sorry to spoil your 'fun'.
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HBOMAX FINALLY ADDED THE THUMBS DOWN FEATURE, YOU CAN THUMBS DOWN BILL MAHER NOW
December 27, 2025 at 6:20 AM
HBOMAX FINALLY ADDED THE THUMBS DOWN FEATURE, YOU CAN THUMBS DOWN BILL MAHER NOW
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People who say "we've all just stopped LISTENING to each other" are always a maximum of eight minutes away from saying that the left wants to shut down free speech.
December 27, 2025 at 10:55 AM
People who say "we've all just stopped LISTENING to each other" are always a maximum of eight minutes away from saying that the left wants to shut down free speech.
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My one resolution for 2026 is to refer to all my meals as either “wet food” or “dry food”
December 27, 2025 at 11:07 AM
My one resolution for 2026 is to refer to all my meals as either “wet food” or “dry food”
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My dog and two cats love to throw up on the floor and they represent 60% of the household. As a leader I can't just ignore public opinion so I also throw up on the floor sometimes to stay popular
December 27, 2025 at 1:43 PM
My dog and two cats love to throw up on the floor and they represent 60% of the household. As a leader I can't just ignore public opinion so I also throw up on the floor sometimes to stay popular
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capybara listening to good music
December 16, 2025 at 6:06 PM
capybara listening to good music
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"That you Jynx? I see Smogon roped you into this too."
"A lead's job is never done. But we can talk more later. Tauros should be just in the back."
"I thought I heard something critting..."
"Focus, S. Tauros has Hyper Beam, and you know what that means."
"Yeah. trouble."
"A lead's job is never done. But we can talk more later. Tauros should be just in the back."
"I thought I heard something critting..."
"Focus, S. Tauros has Hyper Beam, and you know what that means."
"Yeah. trouble."
December 26, 2025 at 7:43 PM
"That you Jynx? I see Smogon roped you into this too."
"A lead's job is never done. But we can talk more later. Tauros should be just in the back."
"I thought I heard something critting..."
"Focus, S. Tauros has Hyper Beam, and you know what that means."
"Yeah. trouble."
"A lead's job is never done. But we can talk more later. Tauros should be just in the back."
"I thought I heard something critting..."
"Focus, S. Tauros has Hyper Beam, and you know what that means."
"Yeah. trouble."
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Lot of people talking about the big twitter exodus and how the big "fuck art" button is the final straw, but I'll be real nothing will hit that site as hard as when Simpsons Hints stopped posting
December 27, 2025 at 3:42 PM
Lot of people talking about the big twitter exodus and how the big "fuck art" button is the final straw, but I'll be real nothing will hit that site as hard as when Simpsons Hints stopped posting
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Happy Pop-Tarts Bowl Day to all who celebrate
December 27, 2025 at 4:34 PM
Happy Pop-Tarts Bowl Day to all who celebrate
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another robot highlight for 2025: man wearing humanoid mocap suit kicks himself in the balls
December 27, 2025 at 5:27 PM
another robot highlight for 2025: man wearing humanoid mocap suit kicks himself in the balls
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Hey sorry about the whole speaking in ancient languages and levitating thing last night. I had a really great time and would love to see you again.
December 27, 2025 at 2:04 PM
Hey sorry about the whole speaking in ancient languages and levitating thing last night. I had a really great time and would love to see you again.
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Not gonna build the vanguard exclusively off people who can’t understand jokes
December 27, 2025 at 9:01 PM
Not gonna build the vanguard exclusively off people who can’t understand jokes
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the problem with dedicating campaign funds toward charitable endeavors is what if you lose and then all you’ve done is helped people in need in your community?
December 27, 2025 at 9:38 PM
the problem with dedicating campaign funds toward charitable endeavors is what if you lose and then all you’ve done is helped people in need in your community?
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in 2026 every week i will be incorporating an additional line from Radiohead's "Fitter Happier" into daily my self care routine
December 27, 2025 at 10:26 PM
in 2026 every week i will be incorporating an additional line from Radiohead's "Fitter Happier" into daily my self care routine
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The guy who put a 19 year old named Big Balls in charge of gutting key government services: “experience matters when lives are at stake”
December 28, 2025 at 12:18 AM
The guy who put a 19 year old named Big Balls in charge of gutting key government services: “experience matters when lives are at stake”