Hush D. Fockup
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The got damn Finkelstien shit kid!
Pinned
Obligatory proof of life pic. And it ain't hatfishing if I admit that I'm bald under the hat! Fuck yall! 🤣
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Moonshine drunk is when you tell a married woman she ain't got to live like that and she think about it for a minute but politely decline
November 26, 2025 at 5:42 AM
Moonshine drunk is when you tell a married woman she ain't got to live like that and she think about it for a minute but politely decline
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Les Muh'fuckin Nessman!!!
47 years ago today, dozens of turkeys met their unfortunate demise in a Cincinnati parking lot.
November 26, 2025 at 4:01 AM
Les Muh'fuckin Nessman!!!
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Such a beautiful lady... open.spotify.com/track/1p8ZQj...
So Fine
open.spotify.com
November 26, 2025 at 4:17 AM
Such a beautiful lady... open.spotify.com/track/1p8ZQj...
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Unless your grandma had pecan trees in your yard you can't tell me how to pronounce pecan.
November 26, 2025 at 4:18 AM
Unless your grandma had pecan trees in your yard you can't tell me how to pronounce pecan.
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Sorrow tears and blood smh
Ever since I watched my coworker stir the buffalo chicken dip with her finger then suck her finger and go YUM!, I’ve opted out
Y'all truly do HAVE FAITH eating at these people's potlucks over the holiday season! Thoughts and Prayers to you and yours though! 🫡
November 26, 2025 at 4:19 AM
Sorrow tears and blood smh
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Ever since I watched my coworker stir the buffalo chicken dip with her finger then suck her finger and go YUM!, I’ve opted out
Y'all truly do HAVE FAITH eating at these people's potlucks over the holiday season! Thoughts and Prayers to you and yours though! 🫡
November 26, 2025 at 4:16 AM
Ever since I watched my coworker stir the buffalo chicken dip with her finger then suck her finger and go YUM!, I’ve opted out
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My mom told her physical therapist she wears a mask because her husband and daughter are immunocompromised. The PT said she is too but isn't worried bc she knows if she dies she is going to heaven. Then her co-worker yelled, “Shut up Debbie you wear a seatbelt and take blood pressure meds” 👀
November 25, 2025 at 11:14 PM
My mom told her physical therapist she wears a mask because her husband and daughter are immunocompromised. The PT said she is too but isn't worried bc she knows if she dies she is going to heaven. Then her co-worker yelled, “Shut up Debbie you wear a seatbelt and take blood pressure meds” 👀
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Imagine finding out immigrants aren’t the reason for everything that’s wrong with your life after all and you’re just a piece of shit
November 25, 2025 at 5:36 PM
Imagine finding out immigrants aren’t the reason for everything that’s wrong with your life after all and you’re just a piece of shit
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I wanna go chase the sun but I’m trying really hard to be a responsible adult.
November 25, 2025 at 3:12 AM
I wanna go chase the sun but I’m trying really hard to be a responsible adult.
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A “smooth criminal” is just a criminal who is well moisturized.
November 24, 2025 at 11:30 PM
A “smooth criminal” is just a criminal who is well moisturized.
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One thing about me no one ever tells me I deserve a rest
November 24, 2025 at 9:25 PM
One thing about me no one ever tells me I deserve a rest
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Happy first cracklin' virtual fire playing in the background on the TV of the season to you and yours
November 25, 2025 at 3:30 AM
Happy first cracklin' virtual fire playing in the background on the TV of the season to you and yours
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If you start Pink Floyd’s Dark Side of the Moon right at the opening credits of The Last Walz you get to listen to Pink Floyd Dark Side of the Moon while The Band is on your TV.
On Thanksgiving, I think we should all, as a family, watch THE LAST WALTZ. It’s the first Thanksgiving with all the members of The Band gone.
a man in a hat is playing an electric guitar
ALT: a man in a hat is playing an electric guitar
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November 24, 2025 at 8:27 PM
If you start Pink Floyd’s Dark Side of the Moon right at the opening credits of The Last Walz you get to listen to Pink Floyd Dark Side of the Moon while The Band is on your TV.
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LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
‘You Think You’re Better Than Me?’ Says Nicki Minaj Interrupting Child Reciting Nursery Rhyme https://theonion.com/you-think-youre-better-than-me-says-nicki-minaj-interrupting-child-reciting-nursery-rhyme/
November 24, 2025 at 12:37 AM
LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
I read this in Chris Rock's voice
McDonald's had gone all-in on salads in the mid 80's, with chicken and deli meat options, so it's no surprise they would have taken a swing at a shrimp option
November 24, 2025 at 1:02 AM
I read this in Chris Rock's voice
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I love when pharma commercials list the most horrific side effects like bleeding from the genitals and anus... Accompanied by serene visuals like mfs canoeing down a gentle river. 😭😭😭😭 WHAT
November 24, 2025 at 12:56 AM
I love when pharma commercials list the most horrific side effects like bleeding from the genitals and anus... Accompanied by serene visuals like mfs canoeing down a gentle river. 😭😭😭😭 WHAT
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Vitiligo gives my no no parts a little extra pizzazz.
November 23, 2025 at 2:25 AM
Vitiligo gives my no no parts a little extra pizzazz.
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They put wifi in everything now
Are wireless bras actually good?
November 22, 2025 at 9:25 PM
They put wifi in everything now
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Earth, Wind & Fire released ‘All 'N All’ 48 years ago on November 21, 1977 | Listen to the album + revisit our tribute here: album.ink/EWFallnall
November 21, 2025 at 1:01 PM
Earth, Wind & Fire released ‘All 'N All’ 48 years ago on November 21, 1977 | Listen to the album + revisit our tribute here: album.ink/EWFallnall
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Hello good people, My Comedy Special is out! Here's all the links for rent/purchase!
Cerrome Russell:Son of Sumter
Amazon Prime
amzn.to/3X37a9O
Apple TV
apple.co/49rqAN0
Google Play
bit.ly/43AQ9HC
Vimeo
bit.ly/3JS5KMn
YouTube TV
bit.ly/3LEcOgb
Cerrome Russell:Son of Sumter
Amazon Prime
amzn.to/3X37a9O
Apple TV
apple.co/49rqAN0
Google Play
bit.ly/43AQ9HC
Vimeo
bit.ly/3JS5KMn
YouTube TV
bit.ly/3LEcOgb
Watch Cerrome Russell: Son of Sumter | Prime Video
Though now a native of DC, Cerrome Russell dives into his Southern roots for his debut special. Weaving seamlessly between stories about his size, his family and dating, Cerrome delights a sold out crowd in Raleigh, NC - leaving no doubt that he's a comedic voice worth watching.
amzn.to
November 20, 2025 at 2:20 PM
Hello good people, My Comedy Special is out! Here's all the links for rent/purchase!
Cerrome Russell:Son of Sumter
Amazon Prime
amzn.to/3X37a9O
Apple TV
apple.co/49rqAN0
Google Play
bit.ly/43AQ9HC
Vimeo
bit.ly/3JS5KMn
YouTube TV
bit.ly/3LEcOgb
Cerrome Russell:Son of Sumter
Amazon Prime
amzn.to/3X37a9O
Apple TV
apple.co/49rqAN0
Google Play
bit.ly/43AQ9HC
Vimeo
bit.ly/3JS5KMn
YouTube TV
bit.ly/3LEcOgb
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*first day as a drug dealer*: “you can save some money if you get the generic version”
*First day as a drug dealer*: "is Pepsi ok?
November 20, 2025 at 2:59 PM
*first day as a drug dealer*: “you can save some money if you get the generic version”
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Parliament released ‘Gloryhallastoopid (or Pin the Tale on the Funky)’ 46 years ago on November 20, 1979 | Listen to the album + revisit our tribute here: album.ink/ParliamentGHS
November 20, 2025 at 3:00 PM
Parliament released ‘Gloryhallastoopid (or Pin the Tale on the Funky)’ 46 years ago on November 20, 1979 | Listen to the album + revisit our tribute here: album.ink/ParliamentGHS
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That coochie went platinum.
If you ever eat some coochie with Grey hair on it just know you dealing with an accomplished veteran of love
November 20, 2025 at 6:33 AM
That coochie went platinum.
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If you ever eat some coochie with Grey hair on it just know you dealing with an accomplished veteran of love
November 20, 2025 at 5:56 AM
If you ever eat some coochie with Grey hair on it just know you dealing with an accomplished veteran of love