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Sizzle Chest Rockwell

@mavrick.bsky.social

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Husband. Friend. NUPE. Your favorite R&B Singer’s Favorite Chiropractor. Car enthusiast. Traveler. Oh yeah....I enjoy sitting in ice cold water.

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Sizzle Chest Rockwell @mavrick.bsky.social · 2h

My Guy!!! Happy birthday and many, many more on your journey. Thankful that you document it and take us all along!

Mr Autumn Man @pnwnwa.myatproto.social · 14h

Forty-Fine 🎂 🎈 years ago, my soul found a new form.
#birthday
#happybirthday

Sizzle Chest Rockwell @mavrick.bsky.social · 5h

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Sizzle Chest Rockwell @mavrick.bsky.social · 5h

I've been at the office since 10:30. Not seeing patients....but installing my practice software on to new computers. 11 hrs later...NOTHING FUCKING WORKS!!!! I cant check patients in..I cant accept payments....nothing.

And now...all tech support is closed. So I get to do this again, tomorrow

Sizzle Chest Rockwell @mavrick.bsky.social · 8h

Hope so, too!

Sizzle Chest Rockwell @mavrick.bsky.social · 8h

It’s not my insurance…it’s THEIR corporate warranty administrators. They replaced the engine and starter on my Panamera Turbo. The engine, alone, is around $40k.

But I’m also positive that they jacked the prices for the reimbursement. Like what hospitals do when they charge you $12 for an aspirin.

Sizzle Chest Rockwell @mavrick.bsky.social · 14h

Bruh...hope they got this one wrong

Sizzle Chest Rockwell @mavrick.bsky.social · 17h

Damn!

Sizzle Chest Rockwell @mavrick.bsky.social · 18h

They have offered me $2500…which doesnt equal the 3 payments I made on a car not in my possession. I’m working with the finance manager on a deal for extending the CPO warranty.

This has been a circus. What put yours down for so long?

Sizzle Chest Rockwell @mavrick.bsky.social · 1d

The worst.

Sizzle Chest Rockwell @mavrick.bsky.social · 1d

Mine, too!!!

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Middle-aged @cocoqt81.bsky.social · 1d

They handed me a bill like this for recommend services at my last oil change lmao.

Sizzle Chest Rockwell @mavrick.bsky.social · 1d

Nigga….

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Sizzle Chest Rockwell @mavrick.bsky.social · 1d

i hate you!!! hahahaha

Sizzle Chest Rockwell @mavrick.bsky.social · 1d

Bruh....its been so long since i seen this damn car, it SEEMED brand new

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TresTiffany 🎃 @trestiffany.bsky.social · 1d

I know money laundering when I see it

Sizzle Chest Rockwell @mavrick.bsky.social · 1d

Nigga….

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Sizzle Chest Rockwell @mavrick.bsky.social · 1d

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sdy292.bsky.social @sdy292.bsky.social · 1d

Say man… Are any of these “parts” unstepped on heroin?

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Sizzle Chest Rockwell @mavrick.bsky.social · 1d

I'll never own this thing without a warranty. Will be re-upping, next month. Know that!!!

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Sizzle Chest Rockwell @mavrick.bsky.social · 1d

The interior is pretty nice, man. Took me a while to get used to the gear 'switch' sticking out from the dash but everything else was of good quality and ergonomics. I'm a sunroof guy and, even though it didnt open, the pano roof scratched the itch.

And i *really* like the way the 'coupe' looks

Sizzle Chest Rockwell @mavrick.bsky.social · 1d

Drove the shit out of it, too. It had a bit under 1k miles on it when we got it. There was over 6500 on the clock when I turned it in, today. Fanciest daily driver we’ve ever had!!!

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Sizzle Chest Rockwell @mavrick.bsky.social · 1d

Yup. wWas a couple of weeks away from having made FOUR payments on a car that wasn’t in my possession.

They gave us a ‘25 Cayenne coupe. It was nice but a bit of a stripper/base model. The wife actually liked it…which is wild considering she only drives 2 door cars. Of course, she wanted the Turbo

Sizzle Chest Rockwell @mavrick.bsky.social · 1d

Much appreciated, fam. It’s been so long since I’ve driven it, I forgot where things like the garage door opener is or how to turn off the auto start/stop. It’s been almost 3 mos since I’ve seen the damn thing!

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Sizzle Chest Rockwell @mavrick.bsky.social · 1d

*ransom

Sizzle Chest Rockwell @mavrick.bsky.social · 1d

Hahahahaha!!! Flawless

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Mr Autumn Man @pnwnwa.myatproto.social · 1d

Me seeing this bill and immediately flying to Stuttgart to have a chat with Oliver Blume.

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Sizzle Chest Rockwell @mavrick.bsky.social · 1d

Yeah….nuts. Thank god for warranties.