Hush D. Fockup
@demossii.bsky.social
The got damn Finkelstien shit kid!
Pinned
Obligatory proof of life pic. And it ain't hatfishing if I admit that I'm bald under the hat! Fuck yall! 🤣
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Imagine finding out immigrants aren’t the reason for everything that’s wrong with your life after all and you’re just a piece of shit
November 25, 2025 at 5:36 PM
Imagine finding out immigrants aren’t the reason for everything that’s wrong with your life after all and you’re just a piece of shit
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I wanna go chase the sun but I’m trying really hard to be a responsible adult.
November 25, 2025 at 3:12 AM
I wanna go chase the sun but I’m trying really hard to be a responsible adult.
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A “smooth criminal” is just a criminal who is well moisturized.
November 24, 2025 at 11:30 PM
A “smooth criminal” is just a criminal who is well moisturized.
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One thing about me no one ever tells me I deserve a rest
November 24, 2025 at 9:25 PM
One thing about me no one ever tells me I deserve a rest
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Happy first cracklin' virtual fire playing in the background on the TV of the season to you and yours
November 25, 2025 at 3:30 AM
Happy first cracklin' virtual fire playing in the background on the TV of the season to you and yours
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If you start Pink Floyd’s Dark Side of the Moon right at the opening credits of The Last Walz you get to listen to Pink Floyd Dark Side of the Moon while The Band is on your TV.
On Thanksgiving, I think we should all, as a family, watch THE LAST WALTZ. It’s the first Thanksgiving with all the members of The Band gone.
a man in a hat is playing an electric guitar
ALT: a man in a hat is playing an electric guitar
media.tenor.com
November 24, 2025 at 8:27 PM
If you start Pink Floyd’s Dark Side of the Moon right at the opening credits of The Last Walz you get to listen to Pink Floyd Dark Side of the Moon while The Band is on your TV.
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LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
‘You Think You’re Better Than Me?’ Says Nicki Minaj Interrupting Child Reciting Nursery Rhyme https://theonion.com/you-think-youre-better-than-me-says-nicki-minaj-interrupting-child-reciting-nursery-rhyme/
November 24, 2025 at 12:37 AM
LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
I read this in Chris Rock's voice
McDonald's had gone all-in on salads in the mid 80's, with chicken and deli meat options, so it's no surprise they would have taken a swing at a shrimp option
November 24, 2025 at 1:02 AM
I read this in Chris Rock's voice
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I love when pharma commercials list the most horrific side effects like bleeding from the genitals and anus... Accompanied by serene visuals like mfs canoeing down a gentle river. 😭😭😭😭 WHAT
November 24, 2025 at 12:56 AM
I love when pharma commercials list the most horrific side effects like bleeding from the genitals and anus... Accompanied by serene visuals like mfs canoeing down a gentle river. 😭😭😭😭 WHAT
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Vitiligo gives my no no parts a little extra pizzazz.
November 23, 2025 at 2:25 AM
Vitiligo gives my no no parts a little extra pizzazz.
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They put wifi in everything now
Are wireless bras actually good?
November 22, 2025 at 9:25 PM
They put wifi in everything now
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Earth, Wind & Fire released ‘All 'N All’ 48 years ago on November 21, 1977 | Listen to the album + revisit our tribute here: album.ink/EWFallnall
November 21, 2025 at 1:01 PM
Earth, Wind & Fire released ‘All 'N All’ 48 years ago on November 21, 1977 | Listen to the album + revisit our tribute here: album.ink/EWFallnall
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Hello good people, My Comedy Special is out! Here's all the links for rent/purchase!
Cerrome Russell:Son of Sumter
Amazon Prime
amzn.to/3X37a9O
Apple TV
apple.co/49rqAN0
Google Play
bit.ly/43AQ9HC
Vimeo
bit.ly/3JS5KMn
YouTube TV
bit.ly/3LEcOgb
Cerrome Russell:Son of Sumter
Amazon Prime
amzn.to/3X37a9O
Apple TV
apple.co/49rqAN0
Google Play
bit.ly/43AQ9HC
Vimeo
bit.ly/3JS5KMn
YouTube TV
bit.ly/3LEcOgb
Watch Cerrome Russell: Son of Sumter | Prime Video
Though now a native of DC, Cerrome Russell dives into his Southern roots for his debut special. Weaving seamlessly between stories about his size, his family and dating, Cerrome delights a sold out crowd in Raleigh, NC - leaving no doubt that he's a comedic voice worth watching.
amzn.to
November 20, 2025 at 2:20 PM
Hello good people, My Comedy Special is out! Here's all the links for rent/purchase!
Cerrome Russell:Son of Sumter
Amazon Prime
amzn.to/3X37a9O
Apple TV
apple.co/49rqAN0
Google Play
bit.ly/43AQ9HC
Vimeo
bit.ly/3JS5KMn
YouTube TV
bit.ly/3LEcOgb
Cerrome Russell:Son of Sumter
Amazon Prime
amzn.to/3X37a9O
Apple TV
apple.co/49rqAN0
Google Play
bit.ly/43AQ9HC
Vimeo
bit.ly/3JS5KMn
YouTube TV
bit.ly/3LEcOgb
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*first day as a drug dealer*: “you can save some money if you get the generic version”
*First day as a drug dealer*: "is Pepsi ok?
November 20, 2025 at 2:59 PM
*first day as a drug dealer*: “you can save some money if you get the generic version”
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Parliament released ‘Gloryhallastoopid (or Pin the Tale on the Funky)’ 46 years ago on November 20, 1979 | Listen to the album + revisit our tribute here: album.ink/ParliamentGHS
November 20, 2025 at 3:00 PM
Parliament released ‘Gloryhallastoopid (or Pin the Tale on the Funky)’ 46 years ago on November 20, 1979 | Listen to the album + revisit our tribute here: album.ink/ParliamentGHS
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That coochie went platinum.
If you ever eat some coochie with Grey hair on it just know you dealing with an accomplished veteran of love
November 20, 2025 at 6:33 AM
That coochie went platinum.
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If you ever eat some coochie with Grey hair on it just know you dealing with an accomplished veteran of love
November 20, 2025 at 5:56 AM
If you ever eat some coochie with Grey hair on it just know you dealing with an accomplished veteran of love
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Big titty hugs will change your whole outlook on life.
November 18, 2025 at 10:52 PM
Big titty hugs will change your whole outlook on life.
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Son of Sumter, not summer
That's what im trying to figure out. He said it was gonna be on prime and I can't find it
November 19, 2025 at 1:11 AM
Son of Sumter, not summer
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High of 69 today... with some rain.
November 18, 2025 at 3:17 PM
High of 69 today... with some rain.
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Scientists recently combined DNA of a cheetah with the DNA of a crab.
Things went sideways real fast.
Things went sideways real fast.
November 18, 2025 at 3:44 PM
Scientists recently combined DNA of a cheetah with the DNA of a crab.
Things went sideways real fast.
Things went sideways real fast.
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No titty left behind!!!!
November 18, 2025 at 5:06 PM
No titty left behind!!!!