Mike
@canmnt4life.bsky.social
Very left leaning politically. Got tired of Elon's bullshit, so now I am here. Canada Soccer, Winnipeg Jets, Winnipeg Blue Bombers, Refused, Local H, The Last of Us
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Just divide by zero who gives a shit anymore
January 12, 2026 at 7:34 PM
Just divide by zero who gives a shit anymore
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This morning, shoveling for the 4th time in 24 hours, I was done with winter, done with snow. Leaning on the shovel, catching my breath, I heard a small child down the block shouting with unabashed joy, playing in the snow for the first time. I sighed, smiled, and thought to myself, “Fuck you, kid.”
January 26, 2026 at 6:51 PM
This morning, shoveling for the 4th time in 24 hours, I was done with winter, done with snow. Leaning on the shovel, catching my breath, I heard a small child down the block shouting with unabashed joy, playing in the snow for the first time. I sighed, smiled, and thought to myself, “Fuck you, kid.”
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like nails on a chalkboard these are the days of our lives
January 28, 2026 at 6:33 PM
like nails on a chalkboard these are the days of our lives
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Melania poster altered to say "my husband fucks kids"
January 26, 2026 at 5:55 AM
Melania poster altered to say "my husband fucks kids"
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I often wonder if Balzac would’ve had quite such a misplaced sense of arrogance and his own self-worth had he known that his name basically translates as ‘testicle receptacle’.
December 30, 2025 at 2:11 PM
I often wonder if Balzac would’ve had quite such a misplaced sense of arrogance and his own self-worth had he known that his name basically translates as ‘testicle receptacle’.
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“wanna feel old?” sure brother, i would love to just feel something, anything
January 9, 2026 at 12:47 AM
“wanna feel old?” sure brother, i would love to just feel something, anything
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So apparently the only way to get rid of old cringe memories is to create new ones.
January 12, 2026 at 3:32 PM
So apparently the only way to get rid of old cringe memories is to create new ones.
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I don't know, man. I don't come out from my hole in the ground very often.
January 14, 2026 at 3:49 PM
I don't know, man. I don't come out from my hole in the ground very often.
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We fled, taking shelter in a Before Times roller rink.
Inside, the zombie horde slow-skating in a loop stopped and turned to look at us, collectively changing direction under the twinkling disco ball as Flock of Seagulls skipped over the PA system.
Inside, the zombie horde slow-skating in a loop stopped and turned to look at us, collectively changing direction under the twinkling disco ball as Flock of Seagulls skipped over the PA system.
January 4, 2026 at 11:55 PM
We fled, taking shelter in a Before Times roller rink.
Inside, the zombie horde slow-skating in a loop stopped and turned to look at us, collectively changing direction under the twinkling disco ball as Flock of Seagulls skipped over the PA system.
Inside, the zombie horde slow-skating in a loop stopped and turned to look at us, collectively changing direction under the twinkling disco ball as Flock of Seagulls skipped over the PA system.
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from someone who was in school for the beginning of the "war on terror," please. please please please. talk to teenagers in your life about not joining the us military. about not letting themselves be groomed by recruiters in schools. they're going to want soldiers, and they always start young.
January 3, 2026 at 8:03 AM
from someone who was in school for the beginning of the "war on terror," please. please please please. talk to teenagers in your life about not joining the us military. about not letting themselves be groomed by recruiters in schools. they're going to want soldiers, and they always start young.
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a word cloud that’s just says fuck in varying sizes
December 30, 2025 at 9:19 PM
a word cloud that’s just says fuck in varying sizes
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Not to be all told-you-so, but I warned you not to fuck with my attack hamster.
December 30, 2025 at 6:41 PM
Not to be all told-you-so, but I warned you not to fuck with my attack hamster.
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Remember when Netflix sent DVD’s by mail? That was 100 years ago.
December 27, 2025 at 11:27 AM
Remember when Netflix sent DVD’s by mail? That was 100 years ago.
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(me on my deathbed) gar...gar... garfield was right about nermal
December 30, 2025 at 5:32 PM
(me on my deathbed) gar...gar... garfield was right about nermal
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Getting older is like being out on the ocean in the Ship of Theseus but then at some point the guys just decided against replacing the decayed parts.
December 29, 2025 at 4:25 PM
Getting older is like being out on the ocean in the Ship of Theseus but then at some point the guys just decided against replacing the decayed parts.
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LIVID at the City of London’s decision to boot out the existing café owners, some of whom have been there over 40 years, and replace them with Daisy “we are not a chain, but a group of independent cafés owned by the same company with the word Green in our name, serving the same £20 burgers” Green
December 19, 2025 at 9:16 PM
LIVID at the City of London’s decision to boot out the existing café owners, some of whom have been there over 40 years, and replace them with Daisy “we are not a chain, but a group of independent cafés owned by the same company with the word Green in our name, serving the same £20 burgers” Green
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this is a haiku
they don't have to rhyme, karen
jesus fucking christ
they don't have to rhyme, karen
jesus fucking christ
August 21, 2023 at 2:27 AM
this is a haiku
they don't have to rhyme, karen
jesus fucking christ
they don't have to rhyme, karen
jesus fucking christ
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I want a girl with a short skirt and good dental insurance.
December 11, 2025 at 12:21 AM
I want a girl with a short skirt and good dental insurance.
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Co-pilot: that was our third pass. When are you going to land?
Dog Pilot: just need to circle a few more times before I lay her down
Dog Pilot: just need to circle a few more times before I lay her down
December 6, 2025 at 7:23 PM
Co-pilot: that was our third pass. When are you going to land?
Dog Pilot: just need to circle a few more times before I lay her down
Dog Pilot: just need to circle a few more times before I lay her down
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You can pretend to have your shit together if you want. They don’t really check
December 26, 2025 at 1:51 AM
You can pretend to have your shit together if you want. They don’t really check
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This is a metaphor for the tech industry overall circa 2025
another robot highlight for 2025: man wearing humanoid mocap suit kicks himself in the balls
December 27, 2025 at 5:38 PM
This is a metaphor for the tech industry overall circa 2025
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If single-payer you would see, answer me these questions three
December 26, 2025 at 10:06 PM
If single-payer you would see, answer me these questions three
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In case of racist uncles or dead moms or someone saying "only two genders" or your gifts didn't arrive on time or you have a tummy ache or this day is just awkward and you wish it was over:
Arlo loves you as you are. You can be okay anyway and it's okay to not be okay. Happy Thursday!
Arlo loves you as you are. You can be okay anyway and it's okay to not be okay. Happy Thursday!
December 25, 2025 at 12:02 PM
In case of racist uncles or dead moms or someone saying "only two genders" or your gifts didn't arrive on time or you have a tummy ache or this day is just awkward and you wish it was over:
Arlo loves you as you are. You can be okay anyway and it's okay to not be okay. Happy Thursday!
Arlo loves you as you are. You can be okay anyway and it's okay to not be okay. Happy Thursday!
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We watched Home Alone with my youngest daughter last night, so we put on Home Alone 2 tonight. We’re about 15 minutes in, and I’m like, you know what, fuck Kevin
December 27, 2025 at 4:19 AM
We watched Home Alone with my youngest daughter last night, so we put on Home Alone 2 tonight. We’re about 15 minutes in, and I’m like, you know what, fuck Kevin