Block Me Amadeus
@blockmeamadeus.bsky.social
Embittered former child prodigy. Weaponsly attacks seeking a noblement.
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A fine selection of nonsense: https://bsky.app/profile/blockmeamadeus.bsky.social/feed/aaajxdosb3efw
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CHRISTMAS UP A NON-CHRISTMAS MOVIE:
Lord of the Five Golden Rings
The Cook the Thief his Wife and her Love Actually
Live and Let Die Hard.
The Texas Chainsaw Midnight Mass
Blue Velvet Christmas
The Human Santa-pede
Lord of the Five Golden Rings
The Cook the Thief his Wife and her Love Actually
Live and Let Die Hard.
The Texas Chainsaw Midnight Mass
Blue Velvet Christmas
The Human Santa-pede
December 22, 2024 at 4:42 AM
CHRISTMAS UP A NON-CHRISTMAS MOVIE:
Lord of the Five Golden Rings
The Cook the Thief his Wife and her Love Actually
Live and Let Die Hard.
The Texas Chainsaw Midnight Mass
Blue Velvet Christmas
The Human Santa-pede
Lord of the Five Golden Rings
The Cook the Thief his Wife and her Love Actually
Live and Let Die Hard.
The Texas Chainsaw Midnight Mass
Blue Velvet Christmas
The Human Santa-pede
Fuck Mary
Marry Tyler
Kill Moore
Marry Tyler
Kill Moore
December 13, 2025 at 7:39 PM
Fuck Mary
Marry Tyler
Kill Moore
Marry Tyler
Kill Moore
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We used to be a proper country
December 13, 2025 at 3:34 PM
We used to be a proper country
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Going on shark tank to pitch my idea of a sex robot that looks like Mr. Bean
December 9, 2025 at 1:03 AM
Going on shark tank to pitch my idea of a sex robot that looks like Mr. Bean
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hardcore bdsm erotica with a fun twist ending, The Story Of O Henry
December 13, 2025 at 1:42 AM
hardcore bdsm erotica with a fun twist ending, The Story Of O Henry
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Dexy’s Chris Midnight Runners
December 12, 2025 at 8:16 PM
Dexy’s Chris Midnight Runners
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Need cash now
Without using any words from the name of the song, say three words or less that will make a song play in everyone’s head.
I’ll start: Hey! Teachers!
I’ll start: Hey! Teachers!
December 9, 2024 at 5:44 PM
Need cash now
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If I were a video game character my idle animation would be standing with my hands on my knees, catching my breath, and trying to not be sick
December 12, 2025 at 5:32 PM
If I were a video game character my idle animation would be standing with my hands on my knees, catching my breath, and trying to not be sick
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(to the tune of The Lady In Red by Chris de Burgh) 🎵 BACON AND EGGS 🎵
December 11, 2025 at 5:43 PM
(to the tune of The Lady In Red by Chris de Burgh) 🎵 BACON AND EGGS 🎵
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Russell Hoban wrote Emmet Otter’s Jug-Band Christmas as a reaction to The Wind In The Willows. He’d “always been struck by how the main characters must have servants, yet they’re never mentioned. Where are the animals whose daily toil supports the posh madcap lifestyles of Mole, Ratty, and Badger?”
December 9, 2025 at 7:55 PM
Russell Hoban wrote Emmet Otter’s Jug-Band Christmas as a reaction to The Wind In The Willows. He’d “always been struck by how the main characters must have servants, yet they’re never mentioned. Where are the animals whose daily toil supports the posh madcap lifestyles of Mole, Ratty, and Badger?”
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Who in the world is Carmen Desasosiego?
December 7, 2025 at 5:12 PM
Who in the world is Carmen Desasosiego?
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Last Chrismtas I gave you my tell-tale heart, the very next day you gave it away. This year to save me from tears I'll bury you beneath the floorboards.
December 7, 2025 at 3:50 AM
Last Chrismtas I gave you my tell-tale heart, the very next day you gave it away. This year to save me from tears I'll bury you beneath the floorboards.
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I love tucking my sleeper cell in to bed at night
December 7, 2025 at 1:10 PM
I love tucking my sleeper cell in to bed at night
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Metamucil with THC so I can get my fibre and keep my sanity.
December 7, 2025 at 2:33 AM
Metamucil with THC so I can get my fibre and keep my sanity.
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He had salt and pepper hair. And oregano eyebrows. His lips were basil leaves. His entire head was a jar of Italian seasoning
December 6, 2025 at 1:09 PM
He had salt and pepper hair. And oregano eyebrows. His lips were basil leaves. His entire head was a jar of Italian seasoning
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Tinker Tailor Soulja Boy
December 6, 2025 at 9:24 PM
Tinker Tailor Soulja Boy
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My wife has to stay home to receive a package I ordered. I'm sorry she can't come to your funeral.
December 5, 2025 at 5:49 PM
My wife has to stay home to receive a package I ordered. I'm sorry she can't come to your funeral.
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Carolers: *Performing "Christmas Wrapping"*
Me: How long do I have to stand here with the door open?
Me: How long do I have to stand here with the door open?
December 25, 2024 at 4:40 PM
Carolers: *Performing "Christmas Wrapping"*
Me: How long do I have to stand here with the door open?
Me: How long do I have to stand here with the door open?
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"The Cask of Amontillado" but I'm walling myself in.
January 23, 2025 at 1:50 AM
"The Cask of Amontillado" but I'm walling myself in.
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I’m so excited, my favorite Wrapped just dropped!
December 5, 2025 at 1:11 AM
I’m so excited, my favorite Wrapped just dropped!
My Spotify Wrapped is just the five ads I keep seeing on NFL+
December 4, 2025 at 12:15 AM
My Spotify Wrapped is just the five ads I keep seeing on NFL+
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Grant me the serenity to accept the enemies I cannot defeat, the strength to defeat the ones I can, and the wisdom to stop taking Jenga so seriously
December 3, 2025 at 8:38 AM
Grant me the serenity to accept the enemies I cannot defeat, the strength to defeat the ones I can, and the wisdom to stop taking Jenga so seriously
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In the winter of my fifth year, I witnessed my mother kissing Santa Claus in the French style, thus igniting a lifelong antipathy for the immoral and profligate Gauls
December 18, 2024 at 2:48 PM
In the winter of my fifth year, I witnessed my mother kissing Santa Claus in the French style, thus igniting a lifelong antipathy for the immoral and profligate Gauls
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Important Historical Ages:
Ice
Stone
Bronze
Cleave
Sauce
Garb
Ice
Stone
Bronze
Cleave
Sauce
Garb
December 2, 2025 at 2:57 AM
Important Historical Ages:
Ice
Stone
Bronze
Cleave
Sauce
Garb
Ice
Stone
Bronze
Cleave
Sauce
Garb