Kendyl Hanks
@kendylhanks.bsky.social
Full time biglaw appellate lawyer, PT #FlyFishing angler, orchidophile, native Texan & erstwhile NewYorker, mom to furbabies Molly RIP), Lady Bird, Donna, Dart. Speaking for me not my firm, not your lawyer. #AppellateSky ⚖️ #Orchids #LadyLawyerDiaries
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Kendyl Hanks
@kendylhanks.bsky.social
· Jul 2
I guess it’s time to settle in. Assuming I can even make a thread, I’m restarting my running list of easily missed typos in legal writing:
Statute / statue
Claims / clams
Public / pubic 😬
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Statute / statue
Claims / clams
Public / pubic 😬
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I’m sorry with or without the biblical hue that essay is gawdawful
November 30, 2025 at 10:27 PM
I’m sorry with or without the biblical hue that essay is gawdawful
Reposted by Kendyl Hanks
Rio Costilla Park offers outdoor recreation like camping, fishing, and hiking. The area is also known for conservation efforts to restore native fish populations, particularly the Rio Grande cutthroat trout, and for recreational activities like fly fishing in its streams & lakes.
#NewMexico #hiking
#NewMexico #hiking
November 30, 2025 at 5:36 PM
Rio Costilla Park offers outdoor recreation like camping, fishing, and hiking. The area is also known for conservation efforts to restore native fish populations, particularly the Rio Grande cutthroat trout, and for recreational activities like fly fishing in its streams & lakes.
#NewMexico #hiking
#NewMexico #hiking
Objection, lacks foundation
"Women naturally want to do womanly things because God created us with those womanly desires in our hearts. The same goes for men."
November 30, 2025 at 12:55 AM
Objection, lacks foundation
Reposted by Kendyl Hanks
Right. This is normally a prelude to imminent war. But no one knows if the us president is serious or had a bad breakfast or is making an insane joke or had a stroke or whatever.
This seems like the kind of declaration by a U.S. president that should be mentioned *somewhere* on the front page of CNN or the NY Times, but the fact that it isn't (as of right now) tells us so much both about how this president is covered and the credibility of the U.S. government.
Might be kicking off.
November 29, 2025 at 3:24 PM
Right. This is normally a prelude to imminent war. But no one knows if the us president is serious or had a bad breakfast or is making an insane joke or had a stroke or whatever.
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November 29, 2025 at 4:17 AM
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Hooioolllly shheeyat
November 29, 2025 at 4:04 AM
Hooioolllly shheeyat
I kinda feel bad about the guy in the aggies sweater who’s sitting right behind Arch Manning’s uncle at the Horns game
November 29, 2025 at 3:57 AM
I kinda feel bad about the guy in the aggies sweater who’s sitting right behind Arch Manning’s uncle at the Horns game
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Reposting my @cafedotcom.bsky.social piece from October ICYMI open.substack.com/pub/asharang...
So You've Decided to Target Random People with Military Force
Here's why it's illegal.
open.substack.com
November 29, 2025 at 1:08 AM
Reposting my @cafedotcom.bsky.social piece from October ICYMI open.substack.com/pub/asharang...
A pardon—not one of the boat murders
Juan Orlando Hernandez was convicted by a jury of conspiring to traffic 400 tons of cocaine into the United States.
November 29, 2025 at 12:09 AM
A pardon—not one of the boat murders
Reposted by Kendyl Hanks
Reposted by Kendyl Hanks
PSA: whipping cream whipping cream whipping cream whipping cream whipping cream whipping cream whipping cream whipping cream whipping cream whipping cream whipping cream whipping cream whipping cream whipping cream whipping cream whipping cream whipping cream whipping cream WHIPPED CREAM butter
November 28, 2025 at 3:57 PM
PSA: whipping cream whipping cream whipping cream whipping cream whipping cream whipping cream whipping cream whipping cream whipping cream whipping cream whipping cream whipping cream whipping cream whipping cream whipping cream whipping cream whipping cream whipping cream WHIPPED CREAM butter
We have just a few dogs visiting
November 28, 2025 at 12:02 AM
We have just a few dogs visiting
Food coma defcon 5. Or defcon 1. Whatever the coma stage is.
a cartoon baby is sitting at a desk with his mouth open and says me .
Alt: a cartoon baby is sitting at a desk with his mouth open and says me .
media.tenor.com
November 28, 2025 at 12:01 AM
Food coma defcon 5. Or defcon 1. Whatever the coma stage is.
So his temperature has been testing normal for the rest of the day – it turns out he took his temperature right after drinking coffee. Inconveniently missed all the pre-meal prepping.
November 27, 2025 at 8:06 PM
So his temperature has been testing normal for the rest of the day – it turns out he took his temperature right after drinking coffee. Inconveniently missed all the pre-meal prepping.
Happy birthday @briefslayer.bsky.social!!
a woman wearing a party hat is dancing in a room
Alt: a woman wearing a party hat is dancing in a room
media.tenor.com
November 27, 2025 at 6:53 PM
Happy birthday @briefslayer.bsky.social!!
Montage of the early hours
November 27, 2025 at 6:52 PM
Montage of the early hours
music.apple.com/us/album/geo... The best song ever written about Georgia was penned by a Texan. Just sayin’ 🤘
[before you come at me it was actually written by Stuart Gorrell—from Indiana. He became a banker, didn’t write anything else. But Willie sang it best.]
[before you come at me it was actually written by Stuart Gorrell—from Indiana. He became a banker, didn’t write anything else. But Willie sang it best.]
Georgia On My Mind by Willie Nelson on Apple Music
Song · 1978 · Duration 4:22
music.apple.com
November 27, 2025 at 6:18 PM
music.apple.com/us/album/geo... The best song ever written about Georgia was penned by a Texan. Just sayin’ 🤘
[before you come at me it was actually written by Stuart Gorrell—from Indiana. He became a banker, didn’t write anything else. But Willie sang it best.]
[before you come at me it was actually written by Stuart Gorrell—from Indiana. He became a banker, didn’t write anything else. But Willie sang it best.]