Pivo
@bautanist.bsky.social
More stressed out by all this than he appears and also whiter
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Pivo
@bautanist.bsky.social
· Aug 12
*taunting a fire by holding a marshmallow 𝘫𝘶𝘴𝘵 out of reach*
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ok computer give papa his dopamine
November 23, 2025 at 2:14 PM
ok computer give papa his dopamine
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My houseplant told me I've been overwatering it. This is especially hurtful because I'm the one who had to remind it that it's plastic.
November 22, 2025 at 11:36 AM
My houseplant told me I've been overwatering it. This is especially hurtful because I'm the one who had to remind it that it's plastic.
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My most firmly held political belief is that it should be illegal to refer to wet wipes as "flushable" considering the havoc they wreak on our sewer systems. It is entirely coincidental that Marxist-Leninism is the only way to achieve this.
November 21, 2025 at 11:02 PM
My most firmly held political belief is that it should be illegal to refer to wet wipes as "flushable" considering the havoc they wreak on our sewer systems. It is entirely coincidental that Marxist-Leninism is the only way to achieve this.
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this man really decorated before his crush came over lmfao
This might be the single funniest thing that has happened during this incredibly cursed year
November 21, 2025 at 11:29 PM
this man really decorated before his crush came over lmfao
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Rolling out the Matt Christman quote from after Charlottesville (2017) again:
November 21, 2025 at 11:08 AM
Rolling out the Matt Christman quote from after Charlottesville (2017) again:
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You are being haunted by an incredibly lazy ghost who really can't even be bothered. But haunted nonetheless.
November 20, 2025 at 5:52 PM
You are being haunted by an incredibly lazy ghost who really can't even be bothered. But haunted nonetheless.
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In other news, they’ve renamed themselves the kkkoast guard
November 20, 2025 at 6:31 PM
In other news, they’ve renamed themselves the kkkoast guard
How much clean drinking water is Musk's ego churning through?
Musk's ego was mortally wounded by Joyce Carol Oates and he's been on a narcissistic supply bender since
November 21, 2025 at 12:54 AM
How much clean drinking water is Musk's ego churning through?
What if you asked AI to draw a rainbow, would you doubt it then?
What if the A.I. bubble “is an inevitable part of developing and adopting a revolutionary tool that will fundamentally improve productivity and growth?” Mohamed El-Erian writes.
Opinion | A.I. Is a Bubble. Maybe That’s OK.
Investors’ excitement rightly reflects the potential transformation of the entire economy.
nyti.ms
November 20, 2025 at 11:49 PM
What if you asked AI to draw a rainbow, would you doubt it then?
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It may be a simple thing but I have a measure of inner contentment that even if I could make a computer program do this for me, I never would. Wouldn’t even occur to me.
November 20, 2025 at 12:09 PM
It may be a simple thing but I have a measure of inner contentment that even if I could make a computer program do this for me, I never would. Wouldn’t even occur to me.
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I feel like maybe it’s a function of everyone online being born in 2002 but I don’t think most people realize how openly and explicitly pedophilic american culture was until like… maybe 10 years ago
Someone found an mp3 of the creepy "Jailbait" song Olivia Nuzzi released when she was 16 🫣
November 19, 2025 at 7:51 PM
I feel like maybe it’s a function of everyone online being born in 2002 but I don’t think most people realize how openly and explicitly pedophilic american culture was until like… maybe 10 years ago
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the fact I can say “countdown clock“ and you can instantly think of about a dozen teenage girl celebrities should about sum it up
November 19, 2025 at 7:52 PM
the fact I can say “countdown clock“ and you can instantly think of about a dozen teenage girl celebrities should about sum it up
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In a way, reality has become much more like a horror movie lately. Everyone is on edge, no one really knows how things are going to go in the future and of course, the werewolves.
November 19, 2025 at 9:17 PM
In a way, reality has become much more like a horror movie lately. Everyone is on edge, no one really knows how things are going to go in the future and of course, the werewolves.
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NEW: Brad Lander says he wants a trial, not a deal to drop his charge stemming from an arrest by ICE.
After Arrest by ICE, City Comptroller Rejects Deal and Seeks Trial
Other officials arrested while protesting at 26 Federal Plaza in September will have their federal charges dropped if they avoid arrest inside a federal building for six months.
www.thecity.nyc
November 18, 2025 at 8:37 PM
NEW: Brad Lander says he wants a trial, not a deal to drop his charge stemming from an arrest by ICE.
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mr president sir theres a story coming about how you intervened to help a sex criminal. no sir, not that sex criminal you helped….no not that one either…sir, please stop guessing sex criminals that you helped. ill give you a hint sir, hes a trafficker. no sir, not that trafficker a different one
NEW: When Andrew Tate landed in the US, Customs & Border Protection seized his electronic devices. But @propublica.org found that a White House official told DHS to return the devices, emphasizing that the request came from the White House.
By @robert-faturechi.bsky.social & Avi Asher-Schapiro
By @robert-faturechi.bsky.social & Avi Asher-Schapiro
The White House Intervened on Behalf of Accused Sex Trafficker Andrew Tate During a Federal Investigation
Federal authorities were chided for seizing electronic devices from Tate and his brother, and told to return them, records and interviews show. Experts said the intervention was highly inappropriate.
www.propublica.org
November 18, 2025 at 1:10 PM
mr president sir theres a story coming about how you intervened to help a sex criminal. no sir, not that sex criminal you helped….no not that one either…sir, please stop guessing sex criminals that you helped. ill give you a hint sir, hes a trafficker. no sir, not that trafficker a different one
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You can drill a hole in a bicycle frame and fill it to the brim with cheddar & broccoli soup and then weld the hole shut and paint over it. Nobody has to know
November 18, 2025 at 1:32 PM
You can drill a hole in a bicycle frame and fill it to the brim with cheddar & broccoli soup and then weld the hole shut and paint over it. Nobody has to know
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friend i haven't seen in 3 years: yo what's up man
me: i saw an air conditioner fall on a guy's head
friend: did it kill him
me: yeah completely i gotta go good seeing you
me: i saw an air conditioner fall on a guy's head
friend: did it kill him
me: yeah completely i gotta go good seeing you
November 17, 2025 at 7:42 PM
friend i haven't seen in 3 years: yo what's up man
me: i saw an air conditioner fall on a guy's head
friend: did it kill him
me: yeah completely i gotta go good seeing you
me: i saw an air conditioner fall on a guy's head
friend: did it kill him
me: yeah completely i gotta go good seeing you
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when you have pizza for the first time after dieting for a while
November 17, 2025 at 8:02 PM
when you have pizza for the first time after dieting for a while
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I’ll hang my little gloves wherever I LIKE
November 17, 2025 at 10:03 PM
I’ll hang my little gloves wherever I LIKE
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Free speech is more than me being allowed to say what I want. Everyone also has to like it and tell me I'm a smart and handsome boy
November 18, 2025 at 12:13 AM
Free speech is more than me being allowed to say what I want. Everyone also has to like it and tell me I'm a smart and handsome boy
I think I just realized why my surgeon blocked me
She wrote the joke, fella. Don't explain it back to her. Do you text your surgeon explaining how to remove your gallbladder?
November 17, 2025 at 11:42 PM
I think I just realized why my surgeon blocked me
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With things being as they are, CBS/Paramount+ should pivot with their crime and police dramas to comedy.
Making "FBI" into a comedy series just feels right. Let the hijinks reflect the times!
Making "FBI" into a comedy series just feels right. Let the hijinks reflect the times!
November 16, 2025 at 8:50 PM
With things being as they are, CBS/Paramount+ should pivot with their crime and police dramas to comedy.
Making "FBI" into a comedy series just feels right. Let the hijinks reflect the times!
Making "FBI" into a comedy series just feels right. Let the hijinks reflect the times!