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mark magark @markedly.bsky.social · 7d

"If you aren't mad, you ARE paying attention"
-my anger management teacher

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mark magark @markedly.bsky.social · 10d

Your bowl shape is all wrong, shame on you

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mark magark @markedly.bsky.social · 11d

Coward

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mr potato @tweetpotato314.bsky.social · 24d

[at my second rodeo] listen up you ignorant sack of shit

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darn chaumbrelauwn @amfmpm.bsky.social · 23d

last night was so cool

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mark magark @markedly.bsky.social · Sep 19

congratulations! you did it perfectly

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mark magark @markedly.bsky.social · May 26

They should invent a food that you don’t have to freakin rinse off

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Read the book Starting Somewhere @jphillll.bsky.social · Sep 11

We should be extremely clear about this: fascists like Charlie Kirk have spent the last decade inciting political violence. They created the current climate and the only way to change course and end the violence we’re witness is to comprehensively defeat fascism.

www.jphilll.com/p/charlie-ki...

Charlie Kirk and fascists created this climate of political violence

The 47th school shooting of the year took place on September 10th, 2025.

www.jphilll.com

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Sexy CHOAM Nomsky costume @samthielman.com · Sep 11

I’m not confident of much but I can tell you that no matter how it happens my last words won’t be blaming mass shootings on trans people

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mark magark @markedly.bsky.social · Sep 10

Yeah, pretty LOUSY!!

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mark magark @markedly.bsky.social · Sep 9

Using the men’s room at a wnba game

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mark magark @markedly.bsky.social · Sep 7

Very few of them even potable!!

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Hell Ray-ser @sireviscerate.myatproto.social · Jun 13

(take on me voice) 🎶 fuuuuuuck thiiiiiiis shiiiiiit

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mark magark @markedly.bsky.social · Sep 1

May god have mercy on you! Something similar happened to me earlier

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Eli Lee, Exiled Poster @heyitshamhocks.bsky.social · Aug 31

Rudy Giuliani happened to be in the middle of one of his favorite pastimes - RESPECTING WOMEN - when he suddenly broke every single bone in his body. Please do not call and ask any questions because his business partner is taking care of him ❤️

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Sweatpants Cher @housefeminist.bsky.social · Aug 30

I wish any of the children from the Secret Garden were my children, sneaking away at every opportunity to cultivate an immaculately landscaped oasis. My yard looks like shit and my kids are just sitting here.

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Razzball @razzball.bsky.social · Aug 29

she looks nothing like him

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mark magark @markedly.bsky.social · Aug 28

a cartoon of homer simpson with the words which was the style at the time

ALT: a cartoon of homer simpson with the words which was the style at the time

media.tenor.com

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mark magark @markedly.bsky.social · Aug 28

Hey Siri a big poop flied out of my rear hole and landed in the sink behind me

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mark magark @markedly.bsky.social · Aug 28

I was at the urinal with my pants all the way down of course and I was pulling apart my butt cheeks so my farts would be quieter when all of the sudden a big poop flied out of my rear hole and landed in the sink behind me

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The Ass is the father of the legs @internethippo.bsky.social · Aug 26

The mental health benefits of not knowing any history right now must be massive. Moving through your day with total equanimity. What happens next? Who knows? Maybe something good

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mark magark @markedly.bsky.social · Aug 26

Tell them I say hello!

Also, a master class of truth in advertising

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mark magark @markedly.bsky.social · Aug 13

A kid in my class said “children are dumb.” There was silence for a moment, then another kid whispered “you have no respect for your own kind”

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RedruM @dorsalstream.bsky.social · Aug 8

I have a new story thing in @havehashad.com. I'm grateful and humbled to appear in this amazing journal.

www.havehashad.com/hadposts/whi...

WHILE YOUR WIFE IS AT A MEMORIAL SERVICE
Roblin Meeks

She’ll be gone a good hour, maybe two. You’re happy, of course, to watch the kids while she pays respects. Don’t think, obviously; nothing good can come of that. Try to make yourself useful instead. Maybe look for the long blue spatula, the one good for flipping hash browns for The Boy. It was a friend of hers, younger than you both. You’re getting to that age where such things shock but no longer surprise. Keeps them crispy to flip them all at once. The hash browns. Funny phrase “paying respects,” as if respect were a kind of currency, with death calling in a loan. Also “paying attention,” though the expense of that seems to make more sense somehow. What language has us do. Speaking of which, the pencil sharpeners probably need emptying of their dust. And Q will always be up for a game of Crazy Eights or Go Fish, played, if

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mark magark @markedly.bsky.social · Aug 8

he doth 😔

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