Eli Lee, Exiled Poster
@heyitshamhocks.bsky.social
Eli Lee, 30-something wretched sportsboy, they/them. Weights, running, and roller derby 🛼
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Cisgender women may lose their right to form sports leagues with transgender women.
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New York roller derby league loses bid to temporarily block ban on trans athletes
A New York roller derby league has lost its bid to temporarily block a local ban on transgender female athletes.
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Frankly, if you approached any cisgender woman playing roller derby and informed her that men have a biological advantage over her, you'd be laughed out of the room so loudly you'd have to go to the next county over before you'd stop hearing it.
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If you want people to spend more, pay them more.
December 1, 2025 at 5:16 PM
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I named my fists Statler and Waldorf because I am a Muppet fan with a weak handle on how this meme works.
December 1, 2025 at 5:21 PM
I named my fists Statler and Waldorf because I am a Muppet fan with a weak handle on how this meme works.
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what the fuck is house md about
Foreman says they're closing the blowjob factory. Says tariffs have made it just too danged expensive, and people are more wanting handjobs these days instead. Maybe I can get on one of those handshare apps for a little while, just until Christmas at least
December 1, 2025 at 2:10 PM
what the fuck is house md about
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All these losers asking Claude for help when we SHOULD be asking Claud (the popular nonbinary indie musician on the Saddest Factory Records label) for help
Genuinely spellbound by the anecdotes in @lilashroff.bsky.social's new article, such as: "one tech worker in her 20s, who asked to remain anonymous out of embarrassment ... asked Claude whether she should call 911 when her fire alarm kept going off." Google-everything culture on steroids.
The People Outsourcing Their Thinking to AI
Rise of the LLeMmings
www.theatlantic.com
December 1, 2025 at 2:05 PM
All these losers asking Claude for help when we SHOULD be asking Claud (the popular nonbinary indie musician on the Saddest Factory Records label) for help
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One sign that your brain is super good is when your doctors keep giving you cognitive tests
Reporter: Governor Walz called for the release of your MRI results
Trump: They were perfect like my phone call where I got impeached.
Reporter: Can you tell us what they were looking at?
Trump: I have no idea. It was just an MRI. It wasn’t the brain because I took a cognitive test and aced it.
Trump: They were perfect like my phone call where I got impeached.
Reporter: Can you tell us what they were looking at?
Trump: I have no idea. It was just an MRI. It wasn’t the brain because I took a cognitive test and aced it.
December 1, 2025 at 12:40 AM
One sign that your brain is super good is when your doctors keep giving you cognitive tests
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i want to mention for anyone who doesn't know yet that the instructor in this case is trans
OU has put the professor here on administrative leave:
November 30, 2025 at 9:42 PM
i want to mention for anyone who doesn't know yet that the instructor in this case is trans
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this must be what it was like for Trent Reznor when he heard Johnny Cash’s cover of Hurt for the first time
Leaving Oslo today and I was finally able to find a hot dog on lefse (potato flatbread) with shrimp salad and crispy onions for breakfast at the airport.
Verdict: delicious
Verdict: delicious
November 30, 2025 at 5:39 PM
this must be what it was like for Trent Reznor when he heard Johnny Cash’s cover of Hurt for the first time
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My cat... might hate me...
November 30, 2025 at 9:53 AM
My cat... might hate me...
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You’ve heard of elf on a shelf. You’ve probably heard of some other stuff too. I get it. You’re a man of the world.
November 29, 2025 at 7:17 PM
You’ve heard of elf on a shelf. You’ve probably heard of some other stuff too. I get it. You’re a man of the world.
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"The Art of K-Pop Demon Hunters" artbook (physical) is coming in 2026.
In the meantime, here's the free digital version.
>> theartofkpopdemonhunters.com
In the meantime, here's the free digital version.
>> theartofkpopdemonhunters.com
November 28, 2025 at 6:36 PM
"The Art of K-Pop Demon Hunters" artbook (physical) is coming in 2026.
In the meantime, here's the free digital version.
>> theartofkpopdemonhunters.com
In the meantime, here's the free digital version.
>> theartofkpopdemonhunters.com
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Oh sure, everyone wants a hot transgender wife who takes a lot of selfies but then they complain when I use their shoulder to stabilize my camera while they're eating
November 29, 2025 at 4:18 PM
Oh sure, everyone wants a hot transgender wife who takes a lot of selfies but then they complain when I use their shoulder to stabilize my camera while they're eating
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top notch mascottin'
November 29, 2025 at 8:06 PM
top notch mascottin'
It's not Christmas until Big Zachary is in the tree
November 29, 2025 at 6:49 PM
It's not Christmas until Big Zachary is in the tree
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Stoppard's stage directions for the desk clutter in Arcadia lives rent free in my head. A playwright and director who truly understood all parts of a theatre production working together to make magic. Rest in peace.
November 29, 2025 at 6:20 PM
Stoppard's stage directions for the desk clutter in Arcadia lives rent free in my head. A playwright and director who truly understood all parts of a theatre production working together to make magic. Rest in peace.
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Bong Joon Ho hit me up for the squad you legend deadline.com/2025/11/bong...
November 29, 2025 at 12:49 PM
Bong Joon Ho hit me up for the squad you legend deadline.com/2025/11/bong...
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show on A&E where Gargamel smuggles Smurfs out in a 2003 Ford Bronco and the Smurf is like “thank you, they named me Painter Smurf, that’s all I was allowed to do”
November 29, 2025 at 5:39 PM
show on A&E where Gargamel smuggles Smurfs out in a 2003 Ford Bronco and the Smurf is like “thank you, they named me Painter Smurf, that’s all I was allowed to do”
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hey "nice" zucchetto haha it fuckin sucks you hipster asshole [he turns around and reveals he is the Supreme Pontiff of the Universal Church, Vicar of Jesus Christ, Successor of Peter the Prince of the Apostles, Bishop of Rome and Servant of the Servants of God.] oh fuck
Finally getting some theological clarity on the ethics of reclining in one’s plane seat
November 29, 2025 at 3:14 PM
hey "nice" zucchetto haha it fuckin sucks you hipster asshole [he turns around and reveals he is the Supreme Pontiff of the Universal Church, Vicar of Jesus Christ, Successor of Peter the Prince of the Apostles, Bishop of Rome and Servant of the Servants of God.] oh fuck
Peace and love today at my parents' house
November 29, 2025 at 4:39 PM
Peace and love today at my parents' house
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Does anyone want a survivorship bias shortbread
November 29, 2025 at 4:50 AM
Does anyone want a survivorship bias shortbread