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Eli Lee, Exiled Poster
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Eli Lee, 30-something wretched sportsboy, they/them. Weights, running, and roller derby 🛼
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Frankly, if you approached any cisgender woman playing roller derby and informed her that men have a biological advantage over her, you'd be laughed out of the room so loudly you'd have to go to the next county over before you'd stop hearing it.
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it's time to play a game of [pointing microphone to audience] IS! THAT! GOOD?
archive.is/Rk9XL#select...
December 3, 2025 at 8:59 PM
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Hakeem Jeffries tweet: President Trump could be striking Venezuelan boats with missiles made by an American small business but he chooses not to
Bill Kristol tweet: The Romanov children would have grown up to be Nazi collaborators
December 3, 2025 at 7:44 PM
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The soft remembrance of RFKs voice swirled around me as I approached the man, was I, Olivia Nuzzi, about to encounter the great cosmic sun sphere? And what of the debate that had gripped of the National Grammar Rodeo? The smart word horses echoed through my mind as the man began to speak
December 3, 2025 at 7:30 PM
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December 3, 2025 at 7:24 PM
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my spotify wrapped said i was the most woke spotify listener
December 3, 2025 at 7:24 PM
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help save this cat!!!!!!!!
hiiiiii MA request we need $2383 minimum to save our injured cat, he’s my wife’s ESA and it loves him more than anything else in this world

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ca$h $cavalieraviator
paypaI @maksheyfearts
December 3, 2025 at 7:04 PM
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Man, the Bluesky Wrapped 2025 is pretty brutal
December 3, 2025 at 5:32 PM
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You’ll Be OK
December 3, 2025 at 5:41 PM
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December 8, 2024 at 4:08 PM
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Bryan Johnson is spending millions to reduce his biological age but I did this for $11.99 a month
December 3, 2025 at 5:23 PM
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Hey, can my deleted BlueSky post get re-posted?
December 3, 2025 at 12:45 AM
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No floor, all kneeling
Jeffries claims the charges against Cueller were "very thin" and says Trump's pardon was "exactly the right outcome"
December 3, 2025 at 4:57 PM
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we actually life in hell
December 3, 2025 at 4:52 PM
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This is one of those things that I think is quietly important – when these people are talking shit about cities, Portland or Minneapolis or New York or Charlotte or wherever, you have to loudly say, “no, fuck you, you’re lying, that town and its people whip ass and you’re the asshole”
December 3, 2025 at 4:46 PM
Spending literally five minutes trying to do anything in Microsoft Outlook or Excel will completely remediate any optimism you might have in any successful implementation of AI for Microsoft
December 3, 2025 at 2:55 PM
Just sent feedback to Microsoft that ended with "if your help feature was a horse, I'd take it out back and shoot it in the head"
December 3, 2025 at 2:08 PM
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like, this is sacrilege. you removed Thomas Paine, for this??
December 3, 2025 at 12:27 AM
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There is a fifth wave of ska, beyond that which is known to rude boys
December 2, 2025 at 8:24 PM
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December 2, 2025 at 11:09 PM
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Stuck inside from the snow? Why not try this fun drink recipe* courtesy of Greatures!
greatures.com/comic/171/

*do not make this drink or drink this drink if offered
December 2, 2025 at 5:31 PM
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the prequel
December 2, 2025 at 8:37 PM
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really nailed that briefing Mr President sir
December 2, 2025 at 8:02 PM
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"And the doctor took this little flashlight, a little flashlight with a magnifying glass on it, I guess, and he looked in my ear and he said, with tears in his eyes, he said he could see my big beautiful brain in there, working hard and churning out the smarts, the chimneys smoking and everything"
Trump: "I took my physical. I got all As. Everything. But they said to me, 'would you like to take a cognitive test?' I said, 'Is it hard?' They said, 'yes.' I said, 'Well, I'm a very smart person. Who was the last president to take one?' 'No president has ever agreed to take one' ... I aced it."
December 2, 2025 at 5:29 PM
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Bro he is out like a light
Trump appears to be sleeping as Sean Duffy talks during his Cabinet meeting
December 2, 2025 at 5:43 PM
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Gaetz heard they were having a bring your daughter to work day at the Pentagon and snagged a press pass
get a load of the "journalist" asking questions at the Pentagon press briefing
December 2, 2025 at 5:08 PM