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Eli Lee, Exiled Poster
@heyitshamhocks.bsky.social
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Eli Lee, 30-something wretched sportsboy, they/them. Weights, running, and roller derby 🛼
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It's not Christmas until Big Zachary is in the tree
A jacked merman Christmas ornament
November 29, 2025 at 6:49 PM
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Peace and love today at my parents' house
Two cars squabbling on a cat tree. A calico has the ginger by the neck and she is absolutely biting the shit out of her
November 29, 2025 at 4:39 PM
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Mom wants to decorate for Christmas today so she's given the cats access to the Forbidden Cabinet as a distraction. A little troublemaking jubilee.
November 25, 2025 at 5:38 PM
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Me and Lentil are reading ur skeets
A masc with glasses and a little calico cat are looking into the camera
November 23, 2025 at 6:58 PM
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She's not even going to take care of mama. She's dumb.
A little black and white cat sitting in a bathroom sink.
November 21, 2025 at 1:29 PM
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Okay time for derby love you guys
A nonbinary person with glitter on their face wearing a sports jersey and making a peace sign
November 15, 2025 at 11:14 PM
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Hell yeah we do 🌈💪
A roller derby player flexing their biceps.
November 7, 2025 at 7:23 PM
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I hate gay Halloween what do you mean you're blue hair and pronouns
A nonbinary person with blue hair and a black tee shirt that has Whom, I, They/Them, Us, We, She/Her, He/Him, and I written on it.
November 1, 2025 at 11:41 PM
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Happy Halloween, I'm a ruby-throated hummingbird :)
A person wearing a red turtleneck with an emerald green sweater over it and green pants That same person and outfit, but a closeup on their red and green eyeshadow. They're drinking a Monster energy drink with a straw. Same person, more eyeshadow.
October 31, 2025 at 1:20 PM
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October 13, 2025 at 7:04 PM
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Ah yes. Me, my wife, my little emotionally needy cat, and my little emotionally needy cat's emotional support hair tie, all in bed with me
My wife, a cat, and a hair tie, all in bed
October 5, 2025 at 7:24 PM
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What's your sign
David Lynch smoking and sitting next to a sign that says "FOR YOUR CONSIDERATION: LAURA DERN" He has a cow next to him.
September 28, 2025 at 4:22 PM
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Public Bathroom Theory of Queer Discourse remains undefeated
September 26, 2025 at 11:06 AM
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I made 205 lbs 🪽fly🪽 today
September 25, 2025 at 11:13 PM
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"Remember when they took you off the air?"
"Yeah, that was a scary couple of hours."
A still of the scene I'm quoting from season 8, episode 18 of the Simpsons. Moe is leaning over the bar and looking relieved.
September 22, 2025 at 8:05 PM
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Hot they/thems get their flu and covid shots
A person with three CVS booster bandaids on
September 7, 2025 at 7:22 PM
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Baby Smalls is Extremely Upset that Becca and I are both back in the office and she's all alone because my MIL came by to visit today and Smalls would not stop crying until attention was paid to her.
My mother in law looking at a little black and white cat who is at eye height because she's sitting on the stairs
September 5, 2025 at 4:45 PM
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Today's outfit I feel like Aunt Gladys if she slayed

(I know Aunt Gladys already slays tyvm)
A person with short hair wearing round sunglasses, a grey cardigan over the shoulders, a yellow tee shirt that says "The Sun Is Good For You," a white belt, wide-leg pale pink pants, and yellow converse that match the shirt.
September 5, 2025 at 3:18 PM
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Well, one thing I can say about my new job is that the bathroom lighting is great
A nonbinary person in a sleeveless black turtleneck, looking absofuckinglutely yolked
August 27, 2025 at 7:11 PM
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Full fit, because I always wear my docs into the city
The same nonbinary person in a full body shot - they're wearing black linen shorts, black knee socks and black doc martens
August 16, 2025 at 2:31 PM
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Flamecon fit (I'm color coordinating my mask to my outfit)
A nonbinary person with red eye shadow, winged eyeliner, a Babymetal shirt and a stained glass hat taking a bathroom mirror selfie
August 16, 2025 at 2:15 PM
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It's not too late to buy a ticket. It'll be just you, me, and whichever bozos bought tickets for the two seats directly behind me.
August 14, 2025 at 7:57 PM
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This is all I can think about whenever anybody mentions Kiss
August 13, 2025 at 11:13 PM
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I am begging you guys to look at this image and reconsider the idea that gay marriage is a thing that only affects queer people that occupy some strata of the bourgeoisie
It is by John Boskovich (1956-2006) and titled “Electric Fan (Feel it Motherfuckers); Only Unclaimed Item from the Stephen Earabino Estate, 1997.” It is made from an electric fan encased in Plexiglas with vinyl faux etching and Plexiglas base with casters. It was a gift of the artist in memory of Stephen Earabino, 2000.12. The description says “Soon after the death of his lover Stephen Earabino from AIDS, Los Angeles conceptual artist Boskovich discovered that Earabino’s family had completely cleared out his apartment, including the artist’s possessions, save for the electric box fan in this work. An entire person, existence, and relationship had been erased, like so many were during the AIDS crisis. Boskovich encased the fan in Plexiglas as a kind of evidence and added cutouts to allow its circulated air to escape and be felt by the viewer, almost like an exhalation. In a sense restoring Earabino’s breath, at least as a facsimile in memoriam, Boskovich makes a tender and brokenhearted gesture toward some form of eternal life.”
August 12, 2025 at 12:54 PM
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I wanted a sign to tell if the contents of the dishwasher were clean or dirty, and the pokemon company doesn't make those, so I did it myself
A dishwasher sign with one half that says "clean," with a Vaporeon and Squirtle, and the other half saying "dirty," with a trubbish on it. The same sign, but flipped so the "clean" version is at the top.
August 4, 2025 at 12:04 AM