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why would I set up an offshore account? all that money wet and sinking into the ocean?? no thank you.
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if you invite me to karaoke I'm singing skinny puppy or mister bungle both will be uncomfortable for you
November 28, 2025 at 1:38 AM
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I put my pants on like everyone else. first I slather my legs with mayonnaise
November 28, 2025 at 6:48 AM
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ROBOT: You cannot defeat us.

ENGLISH TEACHER: Why's the ch pronounced differently in orchid than in orchard?

ROBOT: [twitch, spark]
November 28, 2025 at 6:07 PM
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Join us at 830 EST as we discuss more of the Eye of the World comic! @singwithtaffy.bsky.social will be there, so you better be, too!
#wotskies #thewheeloftime
www.youtube.com/watch?v=GuyV...
The Eye of The World Comic Book! Part 15 - tWoTcast episode 453
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November 25, 2025 at 9:52 PM
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guillermo del toro’s pippy longstocking
November 25, 2025 at 8:53 PM
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This is not an inspirational account. Punch someone if you need to
October 4, 2025 at 7:48 PM
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Right there. Right in the road.
November 21, 2025 at 1:35 AM
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still existing over here (without my consent)
November 21, 2025 at 4:50 AM
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No, to all of this.
November 21, 2025 at 6:25 AM
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tWoTcast tonight! Join us and @singwithtaffy.bsky.social as we discuss more #thewheeloftime, specifically the Eye of the World Comic Book?! Come hang out and talk art and story translation at 8:30pm EST #WoTskies
www.youtube.com/watch?v=5ksF...
The Eye of The World Comic Book! Part 14 - tWoTcast episode 452
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November 18, 2025 at 10:21 PM
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three leopards walk into a bar.
bartender says "hey leopards!
get out of here!" and then he
continues painting a Martian
landscape.
December 29, 2024 at 5:56 AM
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"Cheat day," I whisper, clicking to buy another off-brand Hummel.
November 17, 2025 at 10:02 PM
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I’ve half a mind (that’s it, end of sentence).
November 18, 2025 at 1:51 PM
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Just met a baby named Edna and she blew a smoke ring in my face.
November 18, 2025 at 9:19 PM
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some toads are colorful like a rainbow lollipop just begging to be licked
November 18, 2025 at 9:53 PM
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Join us tonight at 830 EST as we and @singwithtaffy.bsky.social and @thewayoftheleaf.bsky.social discuss more of The Eye of the World comic!
See you soon #wotskies!
www.youtube.com/watch?v=iwu2...
The Eye of The World Comic Book! Part 13 - tWoTcast episode 451
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November 11, 2025 at 11:53 PM
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I tried farm to table, but a cow stepped on my spaghetti.
November 6, 2025 at 3:56 AM
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OMG, THERE'S BLOOD EVERYWHERE! Oops, sorry, it's ketchup. OMG, THERE'S KETCHUP EVERYWHERE!
November 6, 2025 at 4:40 AM
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it's time for
March 21, 2025 at 3:32 PM
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Join us and @singwithtaffy.bsky.social for more #thewheeloftime content! We'll be discussing The Eye of the World comic and its art. Feel free to grab a drink as we yell about #savewot too.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=cxWk...
The Eye of The World Comic Book! Part 12 - tWoTcast episode 450
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November 4, 2025 at 10:59 PM
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"I am finally free of this forsaken space rock!" I say, flourishing my cape and morphing into an electrified swirl.
January 7, 2025 at 8:50 PM
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Do you ever drip dry in the shower for a while pretending you're a terminator that just arrived?
November 4, 2025 at 8:58 AM
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All the babies squealed in delight as I exhaled a beautiful billowy cloud from my vape pen into the maternity ward.
November 4, 2025 at 3:23 PM
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sandpaper is so relaxing it really helps me take the edge off
November 4, 2025 at 7:02 PM