taffy bennington
@singwithtaffy.bsky.social
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omniversal lounge singer~aggressive gardener~ AnARcHy 101 https://www.youtube.com/c/@Anarchy101/mp https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:pkqsfshqzked55ltius5i33p/feed/aaamyhokcni6u
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singwithtaffy.bsky.social
look at you … with that cavalier attitude and oversized dolphin slippers. it sickens me.
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batkaren.bsky.social
Just gonna scream into this Ziploc. Save it for later.
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wheeltod.bsky.social
[First date in Restaurant]

Her: “One thing I want to be upfront about is that I don’t play games”

Me (reluctantly refolding Monopoly board): “In that case, I’m afraid this isn’t going to work”
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sixfeetofcandy.bsky.social
*knocking on your car window* a few miles back your dog’s ear was inside out thought you should know
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laboxalaroxa.bsky.social
Are you mad at me?
□ yes
□ yes
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twotcast.bsky.social
Hope everyone is enjoying the amazing #wottober artwork so far. If you want more #thewheeloftime artwork content, join us and @singwithtaffy.bsky.social at 830 EDT tonight as we read the Eye of the World comic. See you soon #wotskies
www.youtube.com/watch?v=17Nr...
The Eye of The World Comic Book! Part 9 - tWoTcast episode 447
YouTube video by tWoTcast
www.youtube.com
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kattsdogma.bsky.social
waiter: would you like some capers with your pasta

batman: what
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probgobl.in
Bad news team, they've decided to focus the destructive power of the Earth's sun into a single annhilative point directly onto my large tender ass.
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sireviscerate.myatproto.social
MOVIE TRIVIA: The Land Before Time is actually a prequel that takes place 65 million years before the events of Pulp Fiction.
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mardigroan.bsky.social
The assistant to Dr. Frankenstein didn't fully understand mentally or morally what they were up to in making the monster. But sometimes Igor-ance is bliss.
singwithtaffy.bsky.social
Hell yeah, she looks awesome!
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twotcast.bsky.social
#WoTtober day four. “Voice” #WoTSkies (this one is for @singwithtaffy.bsky.social for our constant conversations about how great Shohreh's voice is)
Elaida of the red ajah
singwithtaffy.bsky.social
Ladies my age make me attend their parties with Fleetwood Mac cover bands, but will be upset when I invite them to mine with a Death Grips cover band called “You Can Sit Between The Backseat And My Dick”
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twotcast.bsky.social
Like #thewheeloftime? Good news, then! Wheel of Time editor Alan Romanczuk will be joining us at 830 EDT tonight. @singwithtaffy.bsky.social will be there, too! See you soon #wotskies
www.youtube.com/watch?v=qBdr...
The Eye of The World Comic Book with Alan Romanczuk! Part 8 - tWoTcast episode 446
YouTube video by tWoTcast
www.youtube.com
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singwithtaffy.bsky.social
(passing out tiny flower shaped cakes to the raccoons in my gazebo)
"My sense of humor is dry and I get into trouble a lot"
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pookleblinky.bsky.social
Very slow harmonic minor on bass with a rat pedal pushing fuzz territory kind of day
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titsmcdick.bsky.social
Realtor: This room would be perfect for entertaining!

Me: Are there any rooms that would be perfect for casting spells on small children?
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weeder.bsky.social
I can tell a lot of you are working. So impressive *sarcastic clapping* great job *eyeroll*
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seamussaid.bsky.social
*falling into a burning ring of fire* I'm gonna write a song about this shit
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batkaren.bsky.social
Congratulations! You’ve reached the “ah, fuck it” stage of life.
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laboxalaroxa.bsky.social
I would probably get in so much trouble if I were funny.
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xinicit.bsky.social
I got kicked out of the mall for disrespecting the heraldry of the food court
singwithtaffy.bsky.social
using a burlap sack full of peanuts as a pillow.
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2tickytacky.bsky.social
Due to some kind of miscommunication, a friend brought us a six pack of bears.
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blairloudly.bsky.social
is it a bird is it a plane is it the loss of my ability to recognize everyday objects