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OP Pumpkin Butter Success

@rattmathkamp.bsky.social

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Gen X. Domesticated. Gringo. Well read. Bad memory. Partial to good and excellent things and not shit that sucks.

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OP Pumpkin Butter Success @rattmathkamp.bsky.social · Nov 6

We are all individually not going to be able to absorb the firehose of shit that is about to hit us. More than ever we're going to need to be careful and considerate with our facts and feelings as we work together to parse and process. Doing it together is the only way to stay sane.

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sweetie π @sixfeetofcandy.bsky.social · 5h

a murmuration of starlings giving humans the finger

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Memento (Spooky) Morty 🌙 @mementomorty.bsky.social · 4h

A caked up marble female figure 4500-4000 BCE

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weeder @weeder.bsky.social · 2h

Saved you a click: it's performing the charade of life in a spiritual wasteland

Beard and glasses man yawning in modern office

BuzzFeed

Doctors Warn This Common Daily Habit Is Making You Feel Exhausted All Day

18 hours ago. By Leigh Weingus

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OP Pumpkin Butter Success @rattmathkamp.bsky.social · 2h

Unfortunately I think world leaders have figured out that all Trump wants is some sort of half commitment to eventually make an agreement. That way he can go out and say shit like this. Then none of it ever happens.

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weeder @weeder.bsky.social · 3h

If you start fucking around in your 80s, you're far less likely to find out

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sickly victorian child @wubw3846.bsky.social · 3h

Saying ‘hello little one’ as a normal greeting to people

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John Gallagher @earlymodernjohn.bsky.social · 9h

Genuinely delighted to download a PhD thesis from a university repository where the author has neglected to remove the words "BITCH THIS IS YOUR THESIS" from the filename.

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OP Pumpkin Butter Success @rattmathkamp.bsky.social · 3h

Goddamn it. I was not scanning the feed as thoroughly as I should and fully thought this was real for about 20 seconds too long.

OP Pumpkin Butter Success @rattmathkamp.bsky.social · 3h

This is a troll. You're better than this Mr Grim.

Just say what you think is insane about it.

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Raccoons Hourly @raccoonhourly.bsky.social · 10h

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Audrey Farnsworth @audipenny.bsky.social · 10h

It’s upsetting that Christmas arrives before it’s Halloween’s big day. That’s some mean girl shit

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Evil Dervy @dervy.bsky.social · 11h

accidentally clicked the hyperlink that poisons me

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godslayer @bitdizzy.bsky.social · 10h

WHAT THE FUCK IS A SHORTSTOP CAN HE FLIRT WITH THE BASE RUNNERS

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Wilbur72 @wilboo72.bsky.social · 16h

I’m the strong, silent type.

Just like my farts.

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lanyardigan @lanyardigan.bsky.social · 22h

(to sweatshirt) oh you loooove catching crumbs, don’t you? You can’t get enough

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sickly victorian child @wubw3846.bsky.social · 22h

googling how do stairs work and getting to frustrated and closing the page

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OP Pumpkin Butter Success @rattmathkamp.bsky.social · 19h

My bad, did not realize all that hair was in my skeets

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john granule @bogbird.bsky.social · 20h

found the plug for the internet. thinking about unplugging it

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Viktor Winetrout @viktorwinetrout.bsky.social · 1d

Taking a leave of absence from work to focus on alchemy

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Harritia. bsky.scoial @harritia.bsky.social · 21h

COUNT I

Kat Abughazaleh did, while law enforcement was in heated pursuit, paint what appeared to be the entrance to a cave on a sheer rock wall, causing law enforcement to forcibly bonk into said wall.

COUNT II

The same thing on a different wall, but then a train came out and ran us over???

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Maladroithe @maladroithe.bsky.social · 1d

God I hope this is real

APPARENTLY it costs the
NHS over £300,000 a year to remove foreign objects from people's rectums. Why aren't we removing British objects instead?
Was Brexit all for nothing?
Gerry Paton, London

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chris. @azedand2knots.bsky.social · 1d

As your bowling alley manager, I ask you to come, my children. Come and partake of the communal shoe.

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beautiful women updates @aoife.bsky.social · 1d

i think if you ride public transit enough you learn that most weird behavior is not dangerous, and conversely i think driving a car teaches you that everyone is trying to kill you at all times

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mr potato @tweetpotato314.bsky.social · 1d

[putting up halloween decorations]

spider who lives is my hallway: THIS IS GENTRIFICATION

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Gillian Brockell @gbrockell.bsky.social · 4d

It has now stopped in Cambodia — 40 hours — and Laos — 44 hours.

If it keeps following the route it did for ICE last month, there will be one more stop in Vietnam.

Think about everything you’ve done since about 4am on Friday. That’s how long these people have been shackled on a plane.

A flightradar24 map showing a 777 going from Phnom Penh to Vientiane. I confirmed this was Omni N819AX on ADSBx.

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