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beautiful women updates @aoife.bsky.social · Apr 22

back on my bullshit

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beautiful women updates @aoife.bsky.social · 12h

i thought notre dame was indiana's team?

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beautiful women updates @aoife.bsky.social · 12h

looks like the inbound hiawatha derailed at tower A2

Chicago Transportation Alerts @ctaalerts.bsky.social · 12h

🚆 Metra UP-W: Union Pacific West inbound and outbound trains are stopped due to an Amtrak derailment. The duration of this delay is unknown. Updates will be provided as information becomes available.

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beautiful women updates @aoife.bsky.social · 12h

i went to a diii school so i don't know what to do with this information

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beautiful women updates @aoife.bsky.social · 12h

i do think my friends are bad people for putting me in this situation

beautiful women updates @aoife.bsky.social · 12h

the tension between enjoying it when cubs fans are unhappy and not enjoying it when my friends are unhappy

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Hellie @hellie.bsky.social · 12h

MILWAUKEE MAGIC REAL. FUCK THE CUBS

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beautiful women updates @aoife.bsky.social · 12h

anyways my theory that most sports injuries occur when playing against people who are relatively inexperienced holds true

beautiful women updates @aoife.bsky.social · 13h

the minimum order might be smaller than 1000 for wire cutters

beautiful women updates @aoife.bsky.social · 14h

was your old boss playing football in san diego?

beautiful women updates @aoife.bsky.social · 14h

wholesale price of the supplier

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beautiful women updates @aoife.bsky.social · 15h

this isn't hypothetical i just manage to find a way to have unbelievably strange conversations everywhere i go

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beautiful women updates @aoife.bsky.social · 15h

in the club talking with someone about how they can get me a discount at mcmaster-carr

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beautiful women updates @aoife.bsky.social · 16h

the horse stops galloping and turns on it's turn signal

beautiful women updates @aoife.bsky.social · 16h

when the percussion comes in with 3 different rhythms im fucking dying

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beautiful women updates @aoife.bsky.social · 16h

so i might have broken a rib and this was pretty much the worst video i could have chosen to watch

the worst sleigh ride of all time

YouTube video by Goofy Mcgoofy

youtu.be

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beautiful women updates @aoife.bsky.social · 19h

it's all the worst parts of track combined with all the worst parts of being locked in a bathroom with 25 unbalanced washers during their spin cycle

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beautiful women updates @aoife.bsky.social · Mar 11

we are one bounced military paycheck away from a junta comprised entirely of 19 year olds with $800 a month car payments

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beautiful women updates @aoife.bsky.social · 1d

happy government shutdown everyone!

Local military families turn to food pantries as government shutdown enters day 9

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beautiful women updates @aoife.bsky.social · 1d

so i had a 25 point game shooting pretty much only floaters but I am currently watching a YouTube video about why the floater is the worst shot in basketball and it makes some convincing points

beautiful women updates @aoife.bsky.social · Jun 1

I've been practicing my off leg floater, and people already can't guard my floater with a normal rhythm so this should be really funny if i can get it down

beautiful women updates @aoife.bsky.social · 1d

"that's an interesting outfit" means "why the hell are you dressed like that" in upper Midwest

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beautiful women updates @aoife.bsky.social · 1d

i relayed a compliment but replaced the word interesting with cute and the person who originally gave the compliment was like "i said interesting" and i was like yeah i know but i am too midwestern so if i say something is interesting it's gonna sound like i think it sucks

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beautiful women updates @aoife.bsky.social · 1d

smelling salts are just poppers for straight men

beautiful women updates @aoife.bsky.social · 1d

they were really pissed that i kept getting rebounds like idk box out im just walking in here

also i did cross over three people to do a step back for a long two in garbage time but that's also just called trying shit out

beautiful women updates @aoife.bsky.social · 1d

we were probably shooting 85% from behind the arc, and our shooting guard only took 3 shots, so it was literally just everyone else taking threes and draining them by some miracle

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beautiful women updates @aoife.bsky.social · 1d

the team we played tonight yelled at my team for running up the score after i drained a 3 from a foot behind the line

like i cannot express how much that is the opposite of us trying to run up the score

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