Kelly
@justkelly.bsky.social
ex-technologist and future lawyer. 2L at Cornell. she/her
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Kelly
@justkelly.bsky.social
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If you would like to help this family (Maribel's children who are still without their mom and caring for their baby brother), there is a GoFundMe here: www.gofundme.com/f/children-i...
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you're at a job interview and you sit at a computer and the hiring manager gives you ten bugle corn snacks to wear on your fingers
I don't want your spotify wrapped I want to know what were your top 5 intrusive thoughts this year
December 4, 2025 at 3:10 AM
you're at a job interview and you sit at a computer and the hiring manager gives you ten bugle corn snacks to wear on your fingers
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The crimes are premeditated.
The ICE agents & feds know they are the criminals.
The ICE agents & feds know they are the criminals.
FBI agent working as a Population Control Police is caught smashing a small business owner's surveillance camera. Why? Because the PCP does not want their crimes on camera.
December 3, 2025 at 4:03 PM
The crimes are premeditated.
The ICE agents & feds know they are the criminals.
The ICE agents & feds know they are the criminals.
I know someone who used to work at one of the main TV manufacturers.
He refuses to ever connect a smart TV to the internet.
Smart TVs even share your *personal* photos and video - anything your TV displays can be shared back to the manufacturer.
He refuses to ever connect a smart TV to the internet.
Smart TVs even share your *personal* photos and video - anything your TV displays can be shared back to the manufacturer.
December 3, 2025 at 3:09 PM
I know someone who used to work at one of the main TV manufacturers.
He refuses to ever connect a smart TV to the internet.
Smart TVs even share your *personal* photos and video - anything your TV displays can be shared back to the manufacturer.
He refuses to ever connect a smart TV to the internet.
Smart TVs even share your *personal* photos and video - anything your TV displays can be shared back to the manufacturer.
Sky just straight up dumping snow
December 2, 2025 at 12:29 PM
Sky just straight up dumping snow
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if what I did was a "war crime" then how come I'm not in trouble
December 1, 2025 at 8:32 PM
if what I did was a "war crime" then how come I'm not in trouble
Everyone wants to be coat bath but I’m mudroom and laundry/coat closet with two bathtubs and no washer or dryer
Tag yourself I'm the Gourmet Kitchen that is nothing next to a bedroom
Oh shit waddup
December 1, 2025 at 10:25 PM
Everyone wants to be coat bath but I’m mudroom and laundry/coat closet with two bathtubs and no washer or dryer
My cat smells SO good. He’s practically perfumed, but it’s unlike any scent I have here in the house. I would honestly bottle this and wear it. 🌸
December 1, 2025 at 9:52 PM
My cat smells SO good. He’s practically perfumed, but it’s unlike any scent I have here in the house. I would honestly bottle this and wear it. 🌸
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Missouri's age verification law goes into effect today. 🚫
📈 Searches for VPNs are spiking in the state.
🔐 People know these laws put their privacy and sensitive data at risk. They find ways to get around bad laws, like using VPNs or going to non-compliant websites that don't check age.
📈 Searches for VPNs are spiking in the state.
🔐 People know these laws put their privacy and sensitive data at risk. They find ways to get around bad laws, like using VPNs or going to non-compliant websites that don't check age.
Missouri to enforce mandatory age verification today
This is the latest US state to enforce age verification legislation
www.techradar.com
November 30, 2025 at 5:41 PM
Missouri's age verification law goes into effect today. 🚫
📈 Searches for VPNs are spiking in the state.
🔐 People know these laws put their privacy and sensitive data at risk. They find ways to get around bad laws, like using VPNs or going to non-compliant websites that don't check age.
📈 Searches for VPNs are spiking in the state.
🔐 People know these laws put their privacy and sensitive data at risk. They find ways to get around bad laws, like using VPNs or going to non-compliant websites that don't check age.
Me after three beers: let me cuddle u
Cat: ASSHOLE IN FACE
me: no but I love you, ur so cute and fuzzy
Cat: MY ASSHOLE IN UR FACE
Cat: ASSHOLE IN FACE
me: no but I love you, ur so cute and fuzzy
Cat: MY ASSHOLE IN UR FACE
November 30, 2025 at 5:30 AM
Me after three beers: let me cuddle u
Cat: ASSHOLE IN FACE
me: no but I love you, ur so cute and fuzzy
Cat: MY ASSHOLE IN UR FACE
Cat: ASSHOLE IN FACE
me: no but I love you, ur so cute and fuzzy
Cat: MY ASSHOLE IN UR FACE
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France’s far-right leader hit by egg, days after flour attack
French far-right leader hit on the head with an egg
Jordan Bardella, leader of France’s far-right National Rally party, was hit on the head with an egg Saturday, just days after another incident in which a protester threw flour at him.
www.ctvnews.ca
November 29, 2025 at 11:31 PM
France’s far-right leader hit by egg, days after flour attack
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Some of them broke a bit while I was transferring them to the cooling rack. Clearly they could use some reinforcements... I know exactly where to fix them for next time
November 29, 2025 at 4:51 AM
Some of them broke a bit while I was transferring them to the cooling rack. Clearly they could use some reinforcements... I know exactly where to fix them for next time
November 30, 2025 at 2:54 AM
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Does anyone want a survivorship bias shortbread
November 29, 2025 at 4:50 AM
Does anyone want a survivorship bias shortbread
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www.businessinsider.com/cancel-cultu...
Shoutout to Kat and I’s work which feels shockingly relevant years later
Shoutout to Kat and I’s work which feels shockingly relevant years later
November 29, 2025 at 9:30 PM
www.businessinsider.com/cancel-cultu...
Shoutout to Kat and I’s work which feels shockingly relevant years later
Shoutout to Kat and I’s work which feels shockingly relevant years later
@seekhigherground.bsky.social you’re a rapist, aren’t you.
I’d bet good money - thousands - that you’ve raped somebody.
I’d bet good money - thousands - that you’ve raped somebody.
November 30, 2025 at 1:43 AM
@seekhigherground.bsky.social you’re a rapist, aren’t you.
I’d bet good money - thousands - that you’ve raped somebody.
I’d bet good money - thousands - that you’ve raped somebody.
I’m gonna draw a controversial conclusion from this, but it’s one I don’t think is actually wrong.
The reason “cancellation” for sex pest reasons actually boosts careers is that a majority of men identify sympathetically with these men.
I think a majority of men have violated women’s boundaries.
The reason “cancellation” for sex pest reasons actually boosts careers is that a majority of men identify sympathetically with these men.
I think a majority of men have violated women’s boundaries.
Years ago, my colleagues at Business Insider and I tracked YouTuber “cancellation” arcs. What we found is that for many entertainers, “cancellation” actually sets the stage for a redemption arc, one that can raise their profile higher than ever. It wasn’t career-ending. It was fuel.
November 30, 2025 at 1:41 AM
I’m gonna draw a controversial conclusion from this, but it’s one I don’t think is actually wrong.
The reason “cancellation” for sex pest reasons actually boosts careers is that a majority of men identify sympathetically with these men.
I think a majority of men have violated women’s boundaries.
The reason “cancellation” for sex pest reasons actually boosts careers is that a majority of men identify sympathetically with these men.
I think a majority of men have violated women’s boundaries.
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Years ago, my colleagues at Business Insider and I tracked YouTuber “cancellation” arcs. What we found is that for many entertainers, “cancellation” actually sets the stage for a redemption arc, one that can raise their profile higher than ever. It wasn’t career-ending. It was fuel.
November 29, 2025 at 9:21 PM
Years ago, my colleagues at Business Insider and I tracked YouTuber “cancellation” arcs. What we found is that for many entertainers, “cancellation” actually sets the stage for a redemption arc, one that can raise their profile higher than ever. It wasn’t career-ending. It was fuel.
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Jerking off in front of your colleagues and coworkers is widely understood to be a fireable offense in most places
Seems like you're an HR nightmare waiting to happen
Seems like you're an HR nightmare waiting to happen
i think he’s a dick and don’t watch him anymore, but if they were all partying in his room at 2am and he asked them to watch and they stuck around for it, it wasn’t against their will.
November 29, 2025 at 8:31 PM
Jerking off in front of your colleagues and coworkers is widely understood to be a fireable offense in most places
Seems like you're an HR nightmare waiting to happen
Seems like you're an HR nightmare waiting to happen
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“As a wealthy, powerful, elite criminal hoping to avoid prosecution for his crimes, it’s not especially surprising that he was interested in [hiding money.]”
@micahflee.com reports on Epstein’s Kindle library revealing his interests in Lolita and obsession with Trump.
🔗: zeteo.com/p/epstein-ki...
@micahflee.com reports on Epstein’s Kindle library revealing his interests in Lolita and obsession with Trump.
🔗: zeteo.com/p/epstein-ki...
November 29, 2025 at 10:00 PM
“As a wealthy, powerful, elite criminal hoping to avoid prosecution for his crimes, it’s not especially surprising that he was interested in [hiding money.]”
@micahflee.com reports on Epstein’s Kindle library revealing his interests in Lolita and obsession with Trump.
🔗: zeteo.com/p/epstein-ki...
@micahflee.com reports on Epstein’s Kindle library revealing his interests in Lolita and obsession with Trump.
🔗: zeteo.com/p/epstein-ki...
What kind of pathetic rapey loser do you need to be to make up something like this to absolve Louis CK? Fuck all the way off.
i think he’s a dick and don’t watch him anymore, but if they were all partying in his room at 2am and he asked them to watch and they stuck around for it, it wasn’t against their will.
November 30, 2025 at 1:02 AM
What kind of pathetic rapey loser do you need to be to make up something like this to absolve Louis CK? Fuck all the way off.
Shit talking to my dad…the benefit of being a Hoo is that I don’t actually care about sports so it doesn’t bother me when we lose, but when we’re gonna win I can talk my shit 😂
November 30, 2025 at 12:53 AM
Shit talking to my dad…the benefit of being a Hoo is that I don’t actually care about sports so it doesn’t bother me when we lose, but when we’re gonna win I can talk my shit 😂
This is DELIGHTFUL
November 29, 2025 at 7:38 PM
This is DELIGHTFUL
“Your Party” just reminds me of the old joke where my friends would say some gross weirdo guy is “your boyfriend”
Bloody hell man
November 29, 2025 at 7:36 PM
“Your Party” just reminds me of the old joke where my friends would say some gross weirdo guy is “your boyfriend”