Evil Dervy
@dervy.bsky.social
cathedral trespasser
sometimes make comic called pleasant town
sometimes make comic called pleasant town
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Evil Dervy
@dervy.bsky.social
· Dec 7
pleasant town comics thread because I've just realized I can pin posts now
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I’m going to kill you but I hope you’re mature enough to not let that affect our professional relationship
November 28, 2025 at 4:53 AM
I’m going to kill you but I hope you’re mature enough to not let that affect our professional relationship
I had a manic episode once and thought I was Vanessa Hudgens
November 27, 2025 at 4:40 AM
I had a manic episode once and thought I was Vanessa Hudgens
I don't know how to fit in on the book app
November 26, 2025 at 9:05 PM
I don't know how to fit in on the book app
He never sleeps, the judge. He is dancing, dancing. He says what if Shaggy Scooby while Scrappy watchin
November 26, 2025 at 8:37 AM
He never sleeps, the judge. He is dancing, dancing. He says what if Shaggy Scooby while Scrappy watchin
camera roll memory thank you
November 26, 2025 at 8:27 AM
camera roll memory thank you
DK from bintendo just delivered the pizza I ordered from dominos and I tipped him handsomely
November 26, 2025 at 8:24 AM
DK from bintendo just delivered the pizza I ordered from dominos and I tipped him handsomely
if a customer makes an unreasonable demand of me tomorrow I swear to God I will simply fulfill their request
November 26, 2025 at 8:23 AM
if a customer makes an unreasonable demand of me tomorrow I swear to God I will simply fulfill their request
cut man from mega man is coming to my house for thanksgiving
November 26, 2025 at 8:16 AM
cut man from mega man is coming to my house for thanksgiving
what does men's wear guy have to say about poor people wearing the wrong colour belt or no belt at all
November 26, 2025 at 8:12 AM
what does men's wear guy have to say about poor people wearing the wrong colour belt or no belt at all
lending a book to DK from bintento
November 26, 2025 at 8:10 AM
lending a book to DK from bintento
sat down on the toilet when the lid was up now I'm stuck
November 25, 2025 at 8:40 PM
sat down on the toilet when the lid was up now I'm stuck
executioner cutting off my vaping hand
November 25, 2025 at 4:52 AM
executioner cutting off my vaping hand
the doctor is ceaselessly impressed by all the huge vape clouds I make in the waiting room
November 25, 2025 at 4:50 AM
the doctor is ceaselessly impressed by all the huge vape clouds I make in the waiting room
slipping as I walk into a cafe and doing a million dollar baby neck break moment on the wet floor sign
November 25, 2025 at 4:46 AM
slipping as I walk into a cafe and doing a million dollar baby neck break moment on the wet floor sign
they'll know how to find me because of the wretched trail of filth I track everywhere I go
November 25, 2025 at 4:43 AM
they'll know how to find me because of the wretched trail of filth I track everywhere I go
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Cough cough, come close my nephews. I have spent my entire life putting points into Wisdom. Now I share my learnings with you: Wisdom is illusory. Intelligence is masturbatory. Strength is a joke. Put your points in Charisma. All that matters is whether people think you're cool.
November 15, 2025 at 2:20 AM
Cough cough, come close my nephews. I have spent my entire life putting points into Wisdom. Now I share my learnings with you: Wisdom is illusory. Intelligence is masturbatory. Strength is a joke. Put your points in Charisma. All that matters is whether people think you're cool.
evil Dervy until the new year thanks
November 13, 2025 at 6:39 AM
evil Dervy until the new year thanks
sending AI videos to my parents of them buying me an N64 to trick them into buying me nintendos
November 11, 2025 at 5:38 AM
sending AI videos to my parents of them buying me an N64 to trick them into buying me nintendos
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Boss wants me to cut it out with the slime
November 11, 2025 at 1:52 AM
Boss wants me to cut it out with the slime
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Gather 'round, children. I got a story to tell. (children gather 'round) Ready? Once upon a– (children gather 'round) Still gathering? Okay, make room- (children gather 'round) Now hold on a minute- (children gather 'round) Wait, just a- (children gather 'round) Stop, plea- (children gather 'round)
November 10, 2025 at 1:27 AM
Gather 'round, children. I got a story to tell. (children gather 'round) Ready? Once upon a– (children gather 'round) Still gathering? Okay, make room- (children gather 'round) Now hold on a minute- (children gather 'round) Wait, just a- (children gather 'round) Stop, plea- (children gather 'round)
new game changer just drafted
November 9, 2025 at 4:39 AM
new game changer just drafted
my landlord has a secret toilet in the boiler-room that is, through the locked door, currently emanating the sharp, sour smell of diarrhea after a long night of heavy drinking.
in this essay I will prove that the song, Eminence Front, is a metaphor for
in this essay I will prove that the song, Eminence Front, is a metaphor for
November 4, 2025 at 6:42 AM
my landlord has a secret toilet in the boiler-room that is, through the locked door, currently emanating the sharp, sour smell of diarrhea after a long night of heavy drinking.
in this essay I will prove that the song, Eminence Front, is a metaphor for
in this essay I will prove that the song, Eminence Front, is a metaphor for
California is where the devil went with his retinue after visiting Moscow
November 2, 2025 at 4:38 AM
California is where the devil went with his retinue after visiting Moscow
I'm sad because of baseball not going how I'd have liked it to I'm going to rip one or two of my fingers off
November 2, 2025 at 4:36 AM
I'm sad because of baseball not going how I'd have liked it to I'm going to rip one or two of my fingers off