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Haven't seen you since the autumnal equinox. Your harvest was meager as hell lol
February 7, 2026 at 2:12 AM
I debuffed your dad and bullied him until I got bored.
February 6, 2026 at 10:53 PM
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(Bowing before the gnome king) Your Lowness
February 6, 2026 at 9:38 PM
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Bro tried to go stealth mode 😂 after my compound defenses had already detected an intruder
February 6, 2026 at 2:11 AM
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nobody takes a bard with castanets seriously until those little bastards clamp around your weak points for extra damage
February 5, 2026 at 9:13 PM
Enlightened warriors are slaughtering the residents of my village 😣
February 4, 2026 at 11:12 PM
They said "we could never love you because we fear the fire you breathe. And your personality is likewise blistering." So I breathed and breathed and I didn't stop for a long time.
February 4, 2026 at 5:27 PM
They said they don't matriculate wizards who specialize in summoning blue nipples. I said this Academy is equally flammable by means mundane and magical.
February 4, 2026 at 6:22 AM
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My good natured gang of thieves and I are going to perform a play to sneak into the castle.
February 2, 2026 at 11:37 AM
Embarrassed because I accidentally drank a cheek-reddening potion.
February 2, 2026 at 11:53 PM
The regional cudgel trainer's attitude flipped from surly to obsequious the moment I defeated him in the dojo. Kind of makes me respect him less. The art of the cudgel, as well.
January 28, 2026 at 7:04 PM
But... if the buff wore off ten minutes ago, that means... I slaughtered the entire council of aldermen with my own strength? With my own cudgel prowess?
January 28, 2026 at 7:00 PM
My stunning loaves garnered me a commission from the Baron. And of course I just used up the last of my enchanted flour.
January 28, 2026 at 6:54 PM
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Guy who has only witnessed Soft Percy’s tearful surrender to Grampwyn the Harmless, witnessing Soft Percy’s tearful surrender to Fiddlesticks the child knight: Getting a lot of ‘Soft Percy’s tearful surrender to Grampwyn the Harmless` vibes from this...
January 28, 2026 at 1:45 PM
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Your guest bed looks very nice but I will sleep better in a dank ditch or sump. My prey are more likely to appear there as well.
August 12, 2024 at 9:31 AM
Saw your man vanquish a downed foe with a clumsy coup de grace 🫣
January 24, 2026 at 9:32 PM
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Guards cleaving you in twain with a broadsword are trying to provoke you. Don't fall for it
January 13, 2026 at 7:24 PM
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We accidentally cremated the Thousand-Year Dreamer, in the 861st year of his sleep. I hope he wasn't dreaming anything important.
May 13, 2025 at 8:58 PM
Torm, Creator of Firmament and Sky: Yet another votive offering. Alright. No, no, I love it. Really. It's very cool. Thank you. I appreciate this.
January 23, 2026 at 6:26 AM
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Oh sure let’s match those symbols to the ones on the pillar. That’s your answer to everything.
January 23, 2026 at 5:20 AM
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I’m on a windswept moor building a little cairn and I’m muttering to myself “wait til they get a load of this shit. this is straight fire. This one’s gonna make em bark” and then after the spring thaw some guy from the next valley goes up there and is like “hell yeah dude”
December 3, 2025 at 5:06 PM
Laying waste to a treasured childhood memory in order to make room for another minor cantrip.
January 20, 2026 at 9:54 PM
Using an item.
January 18, 2026 at 7:41 PM
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i'm being hunted for the healing gel i secrete when frightened
January 16, 2026 at 9:08 PM
Easily relieving the Constable of his crossbow while blacked out off a dexterity potion.
January 16, 2026 at 6:34 PM